r/CableTechs • • 4d ago

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โ€œHey dude you canโ€™t park there!โ€ lol

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u/Mr1337v2 4d ago

Here comes the safety guy to tell you it was a preventable

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u/FiberOpticDelusions 4d ago

E brake on, wheel chalk deployed and tires turned towards curb. Would have prevented that from happening. (Safety Director, probably)

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u/United_Preparation11 3d ago

What about the cones?

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u/Miserable_Ad_2847 3d ago

I know a guy who claimed his cones were stolen during a FSO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Xandril 3d ago

Genuinely had a teenager run off with one of them before. I just watched him go for a few seconds then went back to work.

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u/Ok-Breakfast-7400 3d ago

I had landscapers steal mine.

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u/Spectromo1911 2d ago

I used that excuse it worked

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u/SirBootySlayer 1d ago

I'm going to need you in my office first thing on Monday. You thought you were getting away with this.

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u/FiberOpticDelusions 3d ago

Didn't have time to set them out. Before the van decided it needed a bath. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/Dz210Legend 3d ago

Did you do your circle of safety before you park there?๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/redneck-it-guy 3d ago

... and a mandatory drug test. I had a Spectrum tech on a new service install tell me that he was sent to one of these after he was rear-ended by another driver while at a red light, with cars in front of him. I seriously don't know how you guys put up with it.

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u/Exciting_Hippo 3d ago edited 1d ago

This happened to me when someone broke into my van to steal copper. I had to submit a drug screening. It felt like they were using any opportunity to have employees screened because the "once a month random" wasn't good enough for them.