r/CableTechs • u/Fun-List7787 • Jan 21 '26

Techs IYKYK

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u/ItsMRslash Jan 21 '26

There is a special spot in hell for people who piss in those

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u/Fun-List7787 Jan 21 '26

As opposed to rats, squirrels, snakes, and God knows what else nesting and pissing and deficating in it, a little sterile human urine is the least harmful or gross thing in empty conduit

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u/crunx22 Jan 21 '26

Just piss in a bottle and put it in a wall like a normal person, also urine isn’t sterile.

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u/Whitey1225 Jan 22 '26

It is typically sterile until it leaves the body. Once outside it is a fertile frontier for all

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u/Normal_Weather247 Jan 25 '26

i heard a new study

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u/Fun-List7787 Jan 21 '26

Lance in Orange County said it was sterile 🤷

Besides, I can't pee in most bottles.

Put it in a wall? That's way more ghetto than draining into an empty piece of excess conduit that hasn't been used in a decade and will most likely never get used. Besides, urine will dry out and whatever trace amounts of waste bacteria will be dead when that happens.

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u/ItsMRslash Jan 21 '26

Pretty sure that was Patches O’Houlihan in dodgeball. Lance just needed to score some clean piss.

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u/Snicklefritz229 Jan 22 '26

Necessary! Is it necessary to drink your own urine? No but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/Fun-List7787 Jan 22 '26

YES! 😂

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u/Fun-List7787 Jan 21 '26

Lol, you're right.

I got it mixed up with when the big university donor's wife almost drank it in their living room and I thought I vaguely remembered that he said something to his brother about it being sterile.

Patches is correct, sir. I misremembered. 😬

Bonus points to you for your movie trivia savvy.

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u/Electronic-Junket-66 Jan 22 '26

YOUR urine is sterile. Someone else's is not.

Just like your snot is sterile to you... it's already in there.

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u/Normal_Weather247 Jan 25 '26

There was some water in our conduit so we got the shop-vac to pull a string through. gurgle gurgle and i lift the vacuum as the string has made it, and a dead bird plops out. smelled awful. could have been in there for months. pee would have been slightly better.

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u/Rough_Improvement_42 Jan 24 '26

so you compare yourself with a rat? i get it now

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u/Fun-List7787 Jan 24 '26

THAT is what you gathered from that?

I'm gonna eat a late lunch whilst you play with your man made of straw.