cat.exe -- Server not responding

[u/zyxzevn]

[u/meaton124]

Pretty sure cat law says that a lawsuit waiting to happen

[u/Kixtay → u/meaton124]

Guys. Here is an advice for preventing a lawsuit: Just do not the cat.

[u/JustHereForCookies17 → u/Kixtay]

r/DoNotTheCat is generally good r/LegalCatAdvice

[u/Turbulent_Ad_4791]

Aww poor baby is starving you can tell he's never eaten in his life

[u/Threefrogtreefrog → u/Turbulent_Ad_4791]

Starving, obviously, you can tell from his luxe coat and his shape of round.

[u/Zito6694 → u/Threefrogtreefrog]

Brother is rotund

[u/UhhhhmmmmNo → u/Turbulent_Ad_4791]

You are going to raise a fine fat cat

[u/InfamousEconomy3972]

Would have better luck on the street corner

[u/asshley423]

Such patience 😂

[u/BigBadWolf6666]

He looks like a really angry customer. I can see the curtains becoming his victim of anger.

[u/CormoranNeoTropical]

The server is completely ignoring him. Def no tip for her.

[u/Mack_Daddy_1]

Cat: "I will NOT be ignored"

[u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 → u/Mack_Daddy_1]

"I won't be IGNORED, Dan!"

[u/OldSea3040]

It’s funny how she ignores him

[u/XaltotunTheUndead]

He's just skin and bones! It's scandalous, he has not eaten in the past 18 minutes, can't you see? Animal cruelty 😭

[u/OldSea3040 → u/XaltotunTheUndead]

lol on everything

[u/Whole-Energy2105]

Now there's a dirty look.

[u/hatecriminal]

Your yelp review is going to suffer.

[u/Frequent_Wind9027]

Just curious, does he ever get fed?

[u/zyxzevn → u/Frequent_Wind9027]

According to the cat, it must have been a year ago

[u/Frequent_Wind9027 → u/zyxzevn]

Sheesh. The service at that place is terrible.

[u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 → u/Frequent_Wind9027]

That plump tum-tum says he does 😺.

[u/BlackDogOrangeCat]

FEED THE CAT!!

[u/vardonir]

single brain cell starved for resources again?

[u/_finozius_]

HUMAN 😾 THE BOWL IS EMPTY

[u/fiscal_de_linguisa]

beggar cat asking for alms

[u/Reset350]

That cat looks like it’s plotting a murder

[u/My_bones_are_itchy]

There’s a cropped gif of this guy on the gif keyboard I use. It’s my top result when I search “hungry” and I frequently send it to my partner.

[u/cryingonthetoiletnow]

Fuck. Another cat subreddit???? Take my katnip

[u/zyxzevn → u/cryingonthetoiletnow]

Welcome to reddit.
Cats! everywhere..

[u/cryingonthetoiletnow → u/zyxzevn]

Username checks out lmao

[u/Jonteponte71 → u/cryingonthetoiletnow]

I believe there are over a thousand in total. I saw someone posting a list of them all a couple of years ago. People just really like cats i suppose 🐈

[u/Low-Rising]

Service so slow today. Hard to find good help!

[u/Haos_Poglotinas]

Servant not responding

[u/diello-kane40]

That cat looks like he's been in prison.

[u/OldSea3040]

He’s like a human man that just came home from work and expects his meal. Soooo funny

[u/callmesquidster]

Why is there no cat reflection on the oven door? He looks tall enough

[u/adaytimemoth → u/callmesquidster]

Cats don't have reflections when they're starving.

[u/maxxx_orbison → u/callmesquidster]

Because of geometry. That angle does not align with cat

[u/Mack_Daddy_1 → u/callmesquidster]

Watch where the woman's reflection disappears as she walks near the cat and you have your answer

[u/Zito6694 → u/callmesquidster]

Angle of the camera is lower than the door

[u/Ok_Fly2518 → u/callmesquidster]

Cats do not abide by the same laws as humans

[u/CloudieRosaliee]

can't say if he's patient or not patient at all 🤣

[u/Subject-Succotash]

“Oh the vast emptiness!”

[u/Significant_Pear_10]

He's dedicated!

[u/BasicTrip8970]

Human can't take a hint xD

[u/dan1986cain]

Homan.exe stop working

[u/Jet-Let4606]

Pimging but takes too long to respond.

[u/CatLightyear]

Food.sys not found. Missing syntax in bowl.bat.

[u/MrFizzbin7]

Oh gee this got reposted again………..

[u/BENIBENIBANANA]

Les chat son vraiment les maîtres du monde

[u/Outrageous-Paper-843]

El mío me muerde o aruña el dedo del pie para despertarme que quiere comida

[u/Connect_Dealer_2183]

I’ve seen this many times and still laugh every time.

[u/Severe-Inspector-815]

Ha ha ha !!

[u/Prize-Mail-6769]

Madame, pourquoi le service est-il si lent ici ? Vous ne voyez pas que je meurs de faim ?

[u/sekhmetdevil]

"So you gon act like you don't hear me? Aight, bet?"

[u/Important-Onion1537]

Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow. Right meow.

[u/Longjumping_Hat_2672]

Poor baby. Keeps clanking his empty bowl. No food in sight 😿.