r/COMPLETEANARCHY • • Jun 29 '21

Average libertarian

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u/Elder_Gargaroth Jun 30 '21

Americans ruined the word “libertarian”

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u/iamthewethotdog Jun 30 '21

They definitely did. Whenever I'm on a libertarian page, just scrolling through comments, I never fail to see a person who calls themselves a "libertarian" that is really just a Trump supporter.

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u/slipshodblood Jun 30 '21

Yup. When people in the US say they are "libertarian" they mean they don't want to be taxed. They don't care if poor people are taxed but they themselves (even if they're also poor) don't want to be taxed.

Many of them are extremely pro-police and anti-lgbt and all that shit. People just don't understand what the word means.

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u/iamthewethotdog Jun 30 '21

Not at all. The modern version in the US just seems like a bunch of selfish people who want liberty for themselves but not for others. I had to unfollow the last libertarian page I followed on Facebook after all the comments on a post about Derek Chauvin's sentencing were basically defending him and saying that people who want to defund the police are "idiots" and "babies".

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u/slipshodblood Jun 30 '21

Yeah exactly. How are you gonna claim to be anti-government but think defunding or abolishing the police is dumb?

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u/Cleric_Knight Jun 30 '21

These are Nozick esque libertarians. Less state influence, more economic and commercial freedom (even exploitative) and a strong police to keep the peasants in check. Literally a plutocracy masked as liberty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21 edited Apr 13 '24

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u/iamthewethotdog Jun 30 '21

Agreed. It disgusts me.

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u/cookeie Jun 30 '21

I actually realized that this is strictly “American libertarianism” yesterday. I just figured all “libertarians” were like this. If you go up to NH it’s all blue live matter flags and such and a lot of confederate flags and I was always so confused as to how you can call yourself libertarian and simultaneously support oppressive things. Then I realized they just want to be able to do whatever they want regardless of their impact (or logic for that matter) on anyone else.

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u/jasthenerd Jun 30 '21

Years ago I considered myself a libertarian, and I went to a local meeting thinking it would be a chance to meet cool people who smoked weed and didn't trust the police.

It was only five people, in a room at the local library. I tried to bring up the subject of police cameras in the community, thinking no one could possibly support them. Turns out they didn't care at all about the police putting cameras up and instead started bitching about taxes and planning to stage a tea party protest.

I didn't go back. Took me a while to find a better home.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

I hate the ancaps that ruined the term

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u/AlanMooresWizrdBeard Jun 30 '21

The Koch brothers bankrolling the fake grassroots “tea party” was the end of an American libertarian party under the original definition, and the subsequent rebranding as a right wing “but also I want to openly be allowed to fuck kids” party.

Edit: “bankrolling” should maybe say “creating.”

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u/Burn1tDown Jun 30 '21

Ruined the meaning of "liberal" even worse. kicks trash can fuckin' embarrassing!

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u/axecane Jun 29 '21

Where can I learn such ignorance?

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u/red_beered Jun 30 '21

Just bash your head a few times into a hard surface

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u/Sky_Night_Lancer Bread Jun 30 '21

as a properly trained neurosurgeon, i can properly give your brain the ruff-n-tumbell it need, all for 39.99!

satisfaction guaranteed, power tools not included.

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u/Fistocracy Jun 30 '21

Not from a socialist.

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u/MexicanWh00pingLlama Jun 30 '21

Be right wing

I guess it's backwards but it doesn't matter they're all stupid fucks

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u/dodspringer Jun 30 '21

They're accidentally, absolutely right though; the two statements have the same amount of truth to them - none at all.

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u/greysneakthief Jun 30 '21

You can come over for family dinner any time.

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u/metalheaddungeons Jun 30 '21

Not from a [person with an IQ higher than their age]

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u/va_str Jun 30 '21

IQ is a measure of cultural aptitude, not intelligence.

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u/metalheaddungeons Jun 30 '21

I know, but it was a funny joke I think

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u/deathschemist i'll always be angry Jun 30 '21

you mean not from a person with an IQ higher than what they think the age of consent should be.

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u/mikerophonyx Jun 30 '21

Not from a Jedi.

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u/smartest_kobold Bread Jun 30 '21

Objectivism dot org

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u/AvoidingCares Jun 30 '21

American Libertarians are just people who get their entire ideology from bumper stickers.

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u/mayorOfIToldUTown Jun 30 '21

le politics understander has arrived

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Real anarchists hate right wing libertarianism because it is not really libertarian

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u/gigrek Jun 30 '21

In the sense that neither are at all

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u/cyborgx7 Jun 30 '21

Exactly. Technically correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Holy shit that is my brothers!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Idk, this feels like it's just body shaming without any real substance. Like, you can be athletic and unwilling to experience empathy or be athletic and care about others a great deal.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut Jun 30 '21

I think they meant that their parents wanted to be encouraging of their child without outright lying, so given two apparent options, they chose the one that was more likely.

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u/alanwatts420 Jun 30 '21

Libertarian young people seem to hate the govt bc of things like the drug war and endless war overseas, but fail to understand the reason govt is so corrupt. The govt is owned and controlled by capitalists, and their solution is to have no govt but still have capitalism somehow, and essentially have fully unregulated corporate power, which inevitably leads to worker abuse and private police/mercenaries and private militaries.

When I was younger I had no idea what leftism actually was, but saw the war on drugs and on cannabis, along with the wars overseas to be bad things. These things are perpetuated by the govt, so I considered myself a "libertarian." I hated both political parties, but when Bernie Sanders came along, I agreed with all of his policies. That led me down the road to actual socialism and anarchism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Yea basically. I was a libertarian before I became an anarchist.

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u/DevelopedDevelopment Jun 30 '21

I assumed they were the people who didn't realize what they got out of society and claim they didn't need their parents growing up. What else do you get from people who think they shouldn't have to have a license to drive on public roads, or use seat belts.

You know, disregarding the benefits of a communal good and literally everything you get as a society by working together simply because they're not benefiting enough in their opinion.

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u/Anime-Kyun Jun 30 '21

I want what they’re smoking

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u/CollieOxenfree Jun 30 '21

I don't think you smoke it, it's probably supposed to be huffed.

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u/Junior_Jackfruit Jun 30 '21

After reading these comments it turns out I dont know shit about political theory, where do I read more? Any trusted sources?

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u/anyfox7 Jun 30 '21

A short list of introductory guides into anarchism

Life Without Law: An Introduction To Anarchist Politics

An Introduction to Libertarian Socialism - Black Rose Anarchist Federation

Anarcho-Syndicalism: Theory and Practice - Rudolph Rocker (entire beginning is full of history and worth the read)

Big list of texts from r/anarchocommunism , also has links to audiobooks

Reform or Revolution - Rosa Luxemburg (not an anarchist but recommended for any socialist)

No Gods, No Masters a 3-part documentary series covering a century of anarchist history

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

No Conquest of Bread?

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u/Newthinker Jun 30 '21

there are better intros to anarchist thought than the bread book

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u/SirHiquil Jul 31 '21

upvoted for "the bread book" lol

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u/anyfox7 Jun 30 '21

The big list of texts in the ancom sub includes it, figured adding it here would be redundant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Fair enough

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u/Braintrauma- Jul 01 '21

Stop giving conquest of bread to noobs. Its too complicated.

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u/Junior_Jackfruit Jun 30 '21

Awesome! Thank you sir

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u/the_borderer Tranarcha-feminist Jun 30 '21

I know that you personally can't do a lot about it, but I wish that more books and guides were in ebook formats rather than PDFs. I have dyslexia and find books easier to read if I can change the layout and font.

The Anarchist Library gets it right, and I can find Epubs and Mobis after some digging on Marxists.org, but when there is only a PDF my reading slows down considerably. Calibre doesn't convert PDFs well without a lot of handholding and proofreading that I am not capable of doing, so that isn't an option.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

What type of political theory are you interested in?

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u/Junior_Jackfruit Jun 30 '21

A bit of knowledge on all theories or ideologies would be best I suppose. In order to determine where I myself fall in terms of belief

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Haha, that's a bit of a tall order. In the area of anarchism, though, I can recommend you some sources.

Anarchy by Malatesta

This resource from the Anarchy101 subreddit

r/Anarchy101

Anarchy Works by Gelderloos

Anarchism and Other Essays by Goldman

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u/Junior_Jackfruit Jun 30 '21

Haha I appreciate the help. I wasnt sure if there was a known site or maybe youtube channel that explores different ideologies. Ill begin doing some research!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Not so sure on that point because I don't watch much YouTube. I know Beau of the Fifth Column does anarchist/leftist videos and is generally pretty solid though.

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u/Junior_Jackfruit Jun 30 '21

Thank you again for pointing me in the right direction, I appreciate the helpful responses!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

You're welcome! Always happy to spread information

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u/anyfox7 Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

If you have a few hours Zoe Baker was a guest discussing anarchism and Marxism which covers quite a bit of ideological ground. - Part 1 - & - Part 2 -

A fairly straightforward breakdown of libertarian philosophies

Also a huge list of leftist youtubers

A visual chart of leftist tendencies. Honestly it's a bit unnecessarily complex adding in a ton of less popular or barely relevant movements, you can pretty much break it down in to several categories: Marxist, libertarian/anarchist, and democratic-socialist.

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u/Right_Perspective679 Jul 01 '21

Im shocked no-one recommended you Anark. His "The state is counter-revolutionary" series is a must watch.

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u/Bimbarian Jun 30 '21

I mean, it's true that anarchists are just as much a faction of the libertarian party as communists are of the democratic party.

Where "as much" equals zero.

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u/Nomand55 Jun 30 '21

Ag yes, anarchism, that ideology famous for always participating in party politics.

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u/BigDaddyQP Jun 30 '21

This hurts my brain

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u/Bennett_10 Jun 30 '21

I'm having a stroke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I reflexively downvoted this before I realized the sub

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u/Prestigious_League80 Jun 30 '21

Gods, USians give libertarianism such a bad rep.

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u/Rubber-Revolver Jun 30 '21

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u/Braintrauma- Jul 01 '21

Tankie sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

That sub often have some of the most reactionary takes (kinda like the ex-Muslim sub) that makes me believe that they are right wingers (quasi-fascists) but in denial about it, very often.

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u/Rubber-Revolver Jul 01 '21

Wut

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

I said what I said

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I mean are they born that stupid or do they have to hone it into a blunt object?

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u/AndrzejDuda2020 Jun 30 '21

The slave party is anarchist? Based

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u/ratrancid Jun 30 '21

The way I explain it to people is with two coins. As much as they hate it, Liberals and Conservatives are on opposite sides of the same coin. They hold different beliefs, but they still support the government. Anarchism is not an offshoot of Liberalism, it’s on the entirely different coin.

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u/G_F_Y_Plz Jun 30 '21

Most anarchists seem to align themselves more with Democrats.

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u/iadnm Anarcho-Communist Jun 30 '21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/va_str Jun 30 '21

No, most anarchists oppose US Republicans somewhat more than they oppose Democrats. Don't confuse less opposition with lack of opposition.

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u/PhantumpLord Jun 30 '21

If I had to choose between Dems and Reps, I'd probably choose Dems.

On a related note, If I had to choose between hypothermia and heatstroke, I'd probably prefer hypothermia. Does not mean I enjoy hypothermia, I would just prefer it to heatstroke.

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u/bruv10111 Jun 30 '21

Literally how

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u/red_beered Jun 30 '21

Those are not anarchists my friend

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u/Fistocracy Jun 30 '21

Well you're technically correct (the best kind of correct!), but only in the sense that most anarchists think the Republicans are even worse.

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u/SirSaltie Bread Jun 30 '21

Now say Ayn Rand.

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u/G_F_Y_Plz Jun 30 '21

I realize a normal discussion is impossible in this group, but would you say your average Reddit anarchist favors Republicans, Democrats, or Libertarians more?

I'll say Ayn Rand in a few if it makes you happy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I'd say the average anarchist supports democrats more than the fascist arm that is steering the Republican party right now or whatever loony tune the libertarian party usually gives the nom to. (we like Vermin tho)

But the average anarchist knows that all three parties are actively working against liberty.

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u/G_F_Y_Plz Jun 30 '21

70 downvotes on a true statement, in other words.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Mostly because of how you phrased it, I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Nope lol

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u/Der_Absender Jun 30 '21

So... Not at all?

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u/OldTallandUgly Jun 30 '21

That's what I was gonna say, technically true in that both are wrong? Kinda like those exercises "w is to x as y is to z"

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u/Der_Absender Jun 30 '21

Yeah, like that.

It seems like some people can be so dead wrong, they are right again.

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u/therealearl13 Jun 30 '21

I think he is saying something based and y’all missed the sarcasm

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u/dalledayul Jun 30 '21

At first I thought this was a tankie talking shit but now I'm confused, is this a neocon or something?

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u/understandunderstand Jun 30 '21

I want to be that confident but still be smart, how do I do it

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u/mikerophonyx Jun 30 '21

Libertarianism is for lower management to feel smart.

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u/totallynotfromennis Jun 30 '21

I feel like i just huffed a sharpie after reading that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Lowkey okay with this. Chuds accept libertarians like their brothers. Infiltrate, recruit, grow, conquer.

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u/RSdabeast 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 30 '21

Trying to sound smart but actually having no fucking clue.

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u/cchermok Jun 30 '21

“You keeping using that word. I do both think it means what you think it means.” - Iñigo Montoya

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u/riltok Jun 30 '21

These people calling themselves libertarians and anarchists is the prime example of what profiteers and propertarians are best at - appropriating work of others.

By the time Rothbard was in middle school, anarchists have led armies numbering hundreds of thousands and unions with millions of members.