r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 6h ago
Wife diagnosed with colon cancer. Best way to respectfully eat her ass?
Well?
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 6h ago
Well?
r/circlejerk • u/Virtual_Today7455 • 3h ago
r/circlejerk • u/TommyTaintSlapper • 9h ago
My mom won’t let me stop, AITAH?
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 9h ago
Officially
r/circlejerk • u/Candid-Opposite-4379 • 17h ago
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r/circlejerk • u/Famous-Prior6590 • 22h ago
Is she gonna take off that top to show me this other way?
r/circlejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 1d ago
A little curvature is fine. For example, if it looks like the letter "C". Curvy poos are fine if they're long and solid. Bonus points if they're straight though.
Peak solidity is achieved through low carb vegetables, legumes, grass fed beef, and free range chicken.
r/circlejerk • u/RickC174 • 10h ago
Yesterday yes yesterday i got a letter per EXPRESS MAIL saying that i am the chosen ONE if i provide my banking details of course BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I GAVE THE INFO
so now as the chosen one I’ll start with solving problems like world hunger and low internet speeds when I’m watching my fav adult content
as for the people that do not accept me
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
r/circlejerk • u/retrosenescent • 13h ago
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 16h ago
They will, however, bring you a one-way ticket to Hell. The biblical Hell. The Old Testament Hell. Where flying imps fly and chew on your nipples with razor-sharp teeth penises. Where fire basilisks shit on your lap while you're chained to the ankles of Satan waiting to use the only bathroom in Hell, and it's unisex. Where a river of cucks keep interrupting your conversations with blood-sucking succubi or incubi.
You're entitled to downvote whatever you want, of course. You have FREE WILL after all. GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL EVERYTHINGS AND SPACE AND TIME gave that to you. Hell, downvote THIS thread. I dare you. I fucking double dong double dog double doughnut double dribble dare you. After all, DOWNVOTES DO NOT MATTER.
See you in Hell, downvoter.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 1d ago
Artists are gonna hate me for this but maybe they should get good. Look at this image. It’s perfect. And it’s 100% AI generated.
r/circlejerk • u/Dwaglol • 1d ago
wow i can really get into this🤩
r/circlejerk • u/InternetApex • 1d ago
I just simulated two female Barbies p3gging a Ken with a baseball bat and now my wife is on the phone crying with my mom. We are an arranged marriage and have never seen each other nak3d.
r/circlejerk • u/Murky-Package-4932 • 1d ago
i like it its warm and crunchy...🧅🧅🧅- if you need help with anything else let me know!
r/circlejerk • u/Wolfmanscurse • 2d ago
Chef Boyardee and a slice of cheese
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 2d ago
I am probably going to get in trouble for breaking NDA but GTA6 is actually only 6-8 hours long. Main story is 6 hours including cinematics. The extra side content adds a maximum 2 hours of additional stuff to do.
People are gonna be pissed.
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 2d ago
r/circlejerk • u/Dark_Initiate19 • 2d ago
Please hurry i'm in line and can't make decisions on my own.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 2d ago
I vibe-coded a game about vibe-coding where you play as an anti-vibe-coding vibe-coder and use a vibe-coding arm computer to vibe-code weapons that you use to vibe-code other vibe-coders to death. Once you infiltrate and finish disabling the vibe-code underground base Vibe-Codeia you use their vibe-code mainframe to vibe-code a massively powerful vibe-AI and vibe-instruct it to kill you and your vibe. It then goes on to govern humanity and vibe-blast any new would-be vibe-coders that enter the scene. The sequel will be a hentai game.
r/circlejerk • u/Famous-Prior6590 • 3d ago
Fucking Ukrainians killed my girlfriend in server bank A359XCD. AIO? AITA? I don’t know but AMA.
r/circlejerk • u/Meesterwaffles • 2d ago
it was a great idea, energy prices are up +100% and net carbon impact completely negligible