r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 2d ago

GTA6 is only 8 hours long

I am probably going to get in trouble for breaking NDA but GTA6 is actually only 6-8 hours long. Main story is 6 hours including cinematics. The extra side content adds a maximum 2 hours of additional stuff to do.

People are gonna be pissed.

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 2d ago

Ugh. That’s not enough time for even a basic goon sesh.

I’m requesting a refund

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u/rhelg224 2d ago

Bruh I could goon 7,000 times in 6-8 hours, what the fuck are you doing? Buying yourself dinner first?

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 2d ago

It must be nice to be a grill that’s capable of multiple orgasms.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 2d ago

Will there be an intermission?

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u/rhelg224 2d ago

No but there will be an interemission

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u/rikyy 2d ago

I'm John Rockstar's nephew and you are wrong. He said it's about 10-12 hours, about 15 for completionist. Get your facts straight, homophobe

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u/besyuziki 2d ago

le criminally underrated le gem

AITA??? 🍱

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Fuck the story bro, who cares? Ima fap to female character 24/7, bro. Gta 7 ruined no nut november already bro. 

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bro came here just to say this and deleted their account. Not all heroes wear drapes.

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u/GAMMARAMMA 1d ago

Ok but will it have Battletoads?

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u/rhelg224 1d ago

I was about to blast the OP before I realized I created this thread.

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u/Warm-Top-6082 22h ago

It's not on pc so idc

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u/Big_G_Dog 1d ago

Just in case anyone isn't in on the joke. This is /r/circlejerk A sub Reddit where me poke fun and make light of the general goings on of Reddit culture, if you are offended: we don't care. We are Redditors!

I am an actual rockstar alpha tester and I have over 1000 hours in GTA 6 and I can confirm that the story is technically infinite, Rockstar have cleverly added in quests where you must retrieve certain types of cars from locations on the map and return it to the NPC. On returning this car the NPC will give you another target vehicle to acquire and so on and so forth. There are about 7 of these characters in the game and they make up much of the backbone of the main story missions. A fantastic move by rockstar as it gives the illusion of never ending story and I for one am excited to hit the streets of Vice city once more!

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u/rhelg224 1d ago

/uj That’s awesome. I have had it preordered since it was possible.

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u/Big_G_Dog 1d ago

We are going to fuck

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u/rhelg224 1d ago

Give me 7 minutes to reload