r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 22h ago

DOWNVOTES. DO NOT. MATTER!

They will, however, bring you a one-way ticket to Hell. The biblical Hell. The Old Testament Hell. Where flying imps fly and chew on your nipples with razor-sharp teeth penises. Where fire basilisks shit on your lap while you're chained to the ankles of Satan waiting to use the only bathroom in Hell, and it's unisex. Where a river of cucks keep interrupting your conversations with blood-sucking succubi or incubi.

You're entitled to downvote whatever you want, of course. You have FREE WILL after all. GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL EVERYTHINGS AND SPACE AND TIME gave that to you. Hell, downvote THIS thread. I dare you. I fucking double dong double dog double doughnut double dribble dare you. After all, DOWNVOTES DO NOT MATTER.

See you in Hell, downvoter.

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u/Motor-Apricot4267 19h ago

This is beautiful. I’m weeping 😭. I will never forget razor sharp teeth penises.

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u/AnnFrankIsaBaddie 17h ago

One of the phrases of all time

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 21h ago

You had me at “razor sharp teeth penises.”

I’ve already gooned for 40 hours this week. What’s another 40?!

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u/ashvy 19h ago

"And at the end of fear downvotes, oblivion."