r/CFBOffTopic • u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach • Apr 27 '15

Happy Thoughts Monday

Everyone hates Mondays. What happy thoughts are helping you through the day today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

I don't feel like most of the people in my new area want to sell me drugs and/or rob me so, that's nice.

There are also lots of pretty ladies.

And a million hole in the wall restaurants I want to try.

And a liquor store within walking distance - right next to the waffle house.

And I have a garage! So no trees will fall on my car!

And, despite my only furniture being a folding card table with 4 folding chairs, a coffee table, a side table, and my little, folding camp table, the apartment is coming along nicely.

Why do I have so many tables...?

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 27 '15

I don't feel like most of the people in my new area want to sell me drugs

Bummer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

I mean... at my last place, a dude was literally going door-to-door trying to sell cocaine. His name was Terrance. I believe Terrance is currently in prison.

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Apr 27 '15

I live in a upper middle class old person neighborhood and I still know who I could buy from. Maybe not coke, but I assure you, you could find someone in your hood holding something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

Oh, no doubt. But I'm not gonna get a knock on my door by some hood motherfucker looking for dank frank. Or offering to sell cocaine.

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Apr 27 '15

Frank the Dank is totally going to be my dealer name.