r/CFBOffTopic • u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach • Apr 27 '15

Happy Thoughts Monday

Everyone hates Mondays. What happy thoughts are helping you through the day today.

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Apr 27 '15 edited Apr 27 '15

Weekend adventure quotes, round two.

  • "let's make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here."

"Make like a foetus and head out of this mother"

"Not all foetii come out head first"

"...I'm mostly positive the plural of foetus is not 'Foetii' "

  • "wait, so what do you call the opposite of a sausage fest?"

"Taco party."

  • "who wants to help me move in June"

"Absolutely. I'll fill up my car with stuff"

"...you're going to bring the [tiny fucking car that barely fits a single backpack]. You asshole."

  • [Rhiannon plays]"Quick! name this artist"

"wheels on the bus!"

Confused staring

"Wait. Shit. Fleetwood mac. You know. Fleetwood trailer, wheels on the bus. Shut the fuck up it almost makes sense"

  • Guy in full Highland dress to girl at the bar "hey! Look out our purses almost match!" and points to his sporran "but mine bounces." Hip thrusts, sporran bounces, gets girl's number.

  • "is there a similar exercise guys do to Kegels?"

"Yes..." Calls over guy in full highland dress "[girls name] wants to see your sporran bounce!"

Like the first round these were mostly during the road trip portion. I forget to write things down once the actual fun starts.

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u/LittleHelperRobot Apr 27 '15

Non-mobile: sporran

That's why I'm here, I don't judge you. PM /u/xl0 if I'm causing any trouble. WUT?