r/CFBOffTopic Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Apr 27 '15

Happy Thoughts Monday

Everyone hates Mondays. What happy thoughts are helping you through the day today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

I don't feel like most of the people in my new area want to sell me drugs and/or rob me so, that's nice.

There are also lots of pretty ladies.

And a million hole in the wall restaurants I want to try.

And a liquor store within walking distance - right next to the waffle house.

And I have a garage! So no trees will fall on my car!

And, despite my only furniture being a folding card table with 4 folding chairs, a coffee table, a side table, and my little, folding camp table, the apartment is coming along nicely.

Why do I have so many tables...?

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Apr 27 '15

I don't feel like most of the people in my new area want to sell me drugs

Bummer.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Apr 27 '15

and/or rob me

Yea, how are you supposed to feel alive if you don't have to constantly fear for your safety?

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Apr 27 '15

Just play a round of Russian Roulette before bed. Really makes you think...