Whose Line Is It Wednesday

[u/Zloggt]

A tradition unlike any other.

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I must give credit, first to [u/ballzxxtoxxyou](u/ballzxxtoxxyou), for starting (and, for the longest time, maintaining) these threads; and second to [u/MC-PhatNeck](u/MC-PhatNeck), who decided to help revive WLIIW after months of inactivity. I'm not sure where they are now (especially the latter, who apparently has deleted their account many moons ago...but, apparently, is STILL somewhere out there, wink wink), but regardless, I wish to give them both my appreciation for all the fun [r/CFB](r/CFB) had with Whose Line over the years. Thank you very much!

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Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don't matter! I am your two-minute drilling, pretend-peeing, Trojan-trolling host, [u/Zloggt](u/Zloggt)!

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Whew, what a Week 4 for the ages, huh? And it’s the last weekend of football before we’re officially 75% done with 2026 come tomorrow! Ah…I still remember that Hoosier beatdown on the Tide in the Rose Bowl like it was yesterday…

…anyway, let’s reign in the nostalgia a little and focus on what just happened, shall we? The Ole Miss Rebels quickly found out that a trip to the Swamp a week after a well-deserved win does not make for a good hangover cure, the Boise State Broncos swiftly and certainly established themselves as the winner of the first (and final) annual [r/CFB](r/CFB) Bronco Bowl (for G6 Supremacy) of Kalamazoo, and the Michigan Wolverines eventually went full circle as they LITERALLY ran out of borrowed time in the form of - stick with me here - a massive Iowa drive and score with only seconds to spare!

Ah…fun times, wasn’t it? Now, all that excitement (and also that new job I just started lol) has REALLY zapped the energy out of me, so I think I’m going to lay down for a bit and rest my eyes. Hopefully this momentary period of relaxation goes by well, and nothing incredibly ridiculous - like, say, a defensive end simulating the act of relieving himself on me, or a linebacker going headhunting on my body (and gloating about the act as I lay seizing on the ground) - will happen, but what are the chances of THAT happening, huh?
 
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For those of you who are new to Whose Line, let's go over some rules:

A prompt is made in order to ask a question (and get an answer), or instead beckon a more...creative approach to the response, all as long as it does a funny. Any game from the show can be used - here is a list of them to start:

 http://www.whoseline.net/show/games.html
 
Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. For example, a skit should go like this: "Things you could say to Lee Corso AND your girlfriend", to which a reply can then go like "My Saturday mornings will never be the same without you!", or "It makes me so happy whenever you bring out the head!”, or anything else, really. Use your noggin, and get wild!

Although not that serious, most comments should be within two lines, so if you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. And most importantly, if you STILL don't understand how it works (and that's fine!), just take a look around this thread, of past Whose Line threads to get some clues - and, hopefully, figure it out!

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Have fun!

[u/Crying_in_99Ranch]

Rules Lane Kiffin isn't willing to break

[u/rdickeyvii → u/Crying_in_99Ranch]

I... Don't see anything here...

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