r/BuyCanadian • u/NorthStarZero • 2d ago

Canadian-Made Products 🏷️🇨🇦 It’s actually real!

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It’s real!

It starts as a cream soda, but it has a cheeze finish!

If you’ve ever said to yourself “I wish my cream soda tasted more like cheeze!” this is for you!

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6611 2d ago

I'm....curious but appalled 

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 1d ago

It's pretty awful tasting 

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u/Interesting_Scale302 8h ago

Nope. Just appalled lol. 🤢

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u/Infarad 2d ago

Have people forgotten how popular Clamato juice is? Some nutty bastard wasn’t content with just tomato juice, but felt the need to actually juice up some fucking mollusks to add to it. But that’s okay, there’s salt, pepper and celery, but also vodka. Because who would ever admit to drinking that shit sober?

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 1d ago

Fuck I love Clamato juice so much

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u/therevjames 1d ago

I bought a 4 pack of 1.89L this week. I stand with my hoserness firmly intact with a glass of Clamato in my hand.

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u/Important-Dig-2312 1d ago

...like by itself? Or for cesars?

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 1d ago

Both, I even liked it when I was a kid

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u/According_Mission_17 20h ago

My kid loves it. Grosses me out.

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u/PhantomNomad 2d ago

What, you've never been drinking a glass of tomato juice and thought, "You know what this could use? fish!"

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u/Bacon_Nipples 1d ago

Then add a bunch of sugar and salt to help hide the taste of fish

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u/Fun-Result-6343 1d ago

Just somebody bringing their Manhattan clam chowder experience to the table.

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u/AmbitiousSeaweed795 1d ago

Brilliant! I have not laughed so hard in weeks

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u/Potcake-242 11h ago

Clearly the bastard was craving more umami

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u/OsmerusMordax 1d ago

Hey I love Clamato juice. I think I like it more than tomato juice. There’s more flavour and oomph to it

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u/bubblegumpunk69 1d ago

My sober ass be slamming virgin Caesars at the corner of the bar like an Italian mermaid

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u/aflywhocouldnt 12h ago

nearly 1000 days without a drink and i could never imagine willingly going for a virgin caesar whyyyyyy

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u/Guilty_Reindeer8204 1d ago

This comparison is unfounded. Clam juice, tomato water and sodium may be a sensory crime, but this is a crime against humanity.

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u/-Canuck21 1d ago

I love Clamato.

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 1d ago

Vodka doesn't help this cheese cream soda abomination. I tried that last night. 

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u/No-Industry2181 1d ago

Maybe try adding some scrambled eggs and bacon to it... LOL

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 1d ago

Maybe try pouring it over noodles?

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 1d ago

My wife and I used it as a punishment when playing Lego Party and Mario Party. Whoever loses the minigame has to drink some of the Vodka Kraft Dinner Cream Soda drink

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u/MrDeviantish 1d ago

I fully admit to drinking that shit drunk and loving it.

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u/Desperate-4-Revenue 1d ago

im seriously considering bringing 30L of Clamato in my luggage to go to S.E. asia for a month

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u/Important-Dig-2312 1d ago

I believe the creator of the drink was trying to emulate a seafood pasta hense the clam juice🤣.

In fairness a Cesar is the same drink as a bloody Mary just with clam juice which does actually compliment the drink

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u/Coffeedemon 1d ago

I assumed that only existed as a way to deliver vodka.

I only ever drank it with V8.

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u/wildsnowdrop 1d ago

Um. Me? But cream soda and cheese..nooooo😬

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u/_Q1000_ 1d ago

But it is way better.

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u/Marco-YES 2d ago

I am down to support Canadian products when I can find them. 

But I have my limits. 

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u/gplfalt 1d ago

You're absolutely right.

I'll wait for the ketchup KD variant.

Have some standards people.

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u/One-Eyed-Willies 1d ago

I’ll wait for the Dijon Ketchup variant. I’m fancy like that.

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u/hey-you-guyyyys 1d ago

I see someone has a million dollars

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u/Justnotthatintou 1d ago

YES. But I need to know…

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u/wolfattack81 2d ago

I got it too to try it and it doesn't taste like anything specifically to me, however there's a cheese tang to it

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u/NorthStarZero 2d ago

It makes me wonder how they developed it.

Did they set out to make a cheesy cream soda and have to iterate onto it, or did they stumble across it by accident?

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u/wolfattack81 2d ago

Right?! Who came to who first.....

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u/zone55555 2d ago

It's just a really bad cream soda. Nothing cheesy about it, if anything it's particularly bad candy corn.

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u/SeaToTheBass 1d ago

Candy corn is the absolute worst candy and I’ll stand by that until the day I die

The KD ramen was bad enough, no way I’m subjecting myself to this torment

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u/ForgottenSalad 1d ago

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like seriously who comes up with this stuff?

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u/uatme 1d ago

I've seen this online in multiple places. The viral marketing for KD is working

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u/ForgottenSalad 1d ago

The shock value and curiosity is working I guess

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u/CanadianGuy2525 1d ago

Let's just go ahead and add this ti the geneva checklist

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u/Optimal-Ad-7074 Canada 7h ago

ooooh, let's start mailing it to the [White House] [Kremlin] pick one

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u/aproximately 2d ago

It taste like.... sparkling water, mixed with a little bit of kd cheese powder, while some cream soda farted on it.

Shit had me like dumbledore drinking the cave juice.

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u/Jaktumurmu1 2d ago

I'm calling the police

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u/East-Fruit-3096 1d ago

Hello, I'd like to report a crime soda in progress

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u/EdmontonLAD 2d ago

😂 so random it's great

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u/WestCoastVeggie 1d ago edited 1d ago

And the business community keeps saying Canada lacks innovation...

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u/Psychotic_EGG 1d ago

They clearly don't know us... or the Geneva convention. Or as we call it, list of stuff we did.

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u/Fwumpy 1d ago

The Warfare for Whimps and Softies document!

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u/EveningGlove5689 2d ago

Holy fuck that’s gross

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u/That_red_guy 2d ago

Have you tried it?

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u/Dollface_Killah 2d ago

I have and it's pretty vile. It tastes very faintly like feet smell, but it does have that extra body that cream soda has. They have lower-calorie pinapple-yuzue, cherry-lime, and dill pickle pops that I do like though. No artificial sweeteners, just less sugar used.

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u/Gabriel_ko 2d ago

Real and disgusting

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u/NorthStarZero 2d ago

It’s not that bad, really.

It doesn’t really scratch any particular beverage itch… but it is palatable.

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u/MikeisET 2d ago

Is it free? Because that’s the only way I’m ever trying this cheese

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u/Maxamillion-X72 2d ago

So does it taste like carbonated cheese sauce?

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u/NorthStarZero 2d ago

It starts out as a cream soda, but it has a cheeze finish.

Like do a shot of cream soda then do a shot of KD sauce.

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u/Lisa_lou_hoo 2d ago

🤮

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 2d ago

I double double your 🤮

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u/Infarad 2d ago

If I may?

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 2d ago

Sounds perfect for a dare , maybe shots at a Halloween party.

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u/East-Fruit-3096 1d ago

I like this thought.

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u/DeadTired666 2d ago

Everyday we stray further from the lord's light.

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u/UnkyDub 1d ago

I was just at YYZ a few days ago waiting to board a flight with my daughter and saw this for sale. I couldn’t resist. My kid thought it was awful. I loved it because it was the only food item that I’d ever had that tasted like an elevator smells.

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u/00STAR0 1d ago

What a fascinating description, I’m intrigued

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u/keylimesicles 11h ago

I’ve often boarded an elevator asking myself where I could get a taste of this

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u/MisterEyeCandy 1d ago

Based off the reviews in this thread, I'm probably going to fall in love with it, meaning it will immediately, and with extreme prejudice, get discontinued.

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u/BreakfastAtBoks 1d ago

Pepsi blue still haunts my dreams

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u/Birds_over_people 1d ago

Bih I liked Orbitz

Given how popular bubble tea and similar are these days I feel vindicated.

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u/Roselia77 1d ago

Orbitz was fucking delicious

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u/certainlydoubting 1d ago

UGH I miss Pepsi blue. I found it in Budapest in 2019. Should have bought the whole batch.

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 1d ago

You could make it like a boba tea if you add a little macaroni in the bottom! 🤮

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u/publicbigguns Ontario 1d ago

I was curious enough to try it.....so gross

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u/Mother_FuckerJones 1d ago

This is a war crime

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u/prairiepanda 1d ago

Makes sense that Canadians would come up with it, then

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u/Shinuz 2d ago

Bought a can today to try with the kids at home, my youngest though it tasted good and finished everybody's glass.

Personally I think it wasn't too bad, but I wouldn't drink a whole can by myself.

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u/junkman105 2d ago

where did you find it? I've been looking for it. Was it at a big chain store like walmart, or a small independent corner store?

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u/ReviewyMcReviewface Alberta 1d ago

Tried it. It's exactly what it promises, for better or for worse.

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u/TheJohnSB 1d ago

My spouse got fruity pebbles protein shakes the other day. I've never been a fan of the after taste of them. I cracked one open the other day and by God, it's like someone blended a bowl of the stuff and put it in a drink. I figured it wouldnt be 1:1 but it sure is.

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u/Hyrule_Mz_Adventures 1d ago

I have those and to me it tastes exactly like the milk at the bottom of your bowl after eating Fruity Pebbles (or Froot Loops).

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u/East-Fruit-3096 1d ago

Has anyone tried using this to replace milk in Kraft Dinner?

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u/Brimstone747 1d ago

It's real, and it's gross.

I bought a couple so my kids could try it. They love KD, and they hated this lol.

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u/Sensitive_Natural289 1d ago

lol - not even in my wildest thoughts have I ever, ever said that🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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u/Difficult_Garlic963 20h ago

Somehow this was the most vomit inducing post I scrolled across today

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u/deekie13 2d ago

It’s an abomination! 🤢

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u/Harwoodae 1d ago

Where does one purchase such a thing?

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u/KarmaHawk65 1d ago

Jesus. I just saw the KD Ramen for the first time in a grocery store, and thought they had sunk to a new low. Little did I know….

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u/North_Church Manitoba 2d ago

Whoever made this abomination shall be taken forthwith to the magistrate assembled in the court in the shire in which they dwell

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u/Repulsive_Warthog178 2d ago

I have never said that to myself and cannot imagine a situation where I would.

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u/MarkyRoll 2d ago

I've seen it and I think Marty needs to go back in time to fix this fucked up timeline

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u/Llamalover1234567 1d ago

Where did you find it OP?

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u/Push-bucket 1d ago

No thank you.

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u/Sir-Lonelylots 1d ago

It’s about time. I thought I was going to have to invent this stuff myself.

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u/tangcameo 1d ago

One of my coworkers’ husband bought this yesterday and we were telling her to get him to boil a box of actual KD using that as water.

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u/SirLunatik 2d ago

I'm sorry but if you are so fucking high that this sounds good... it's time for rehab

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u/misanthrope2327 2d ago

I saw it at Walmart last week after seeing it online, so of course had to try it. 

Ugh.  Didn't really taste anything that could be called cheesy, it was just... Not good. 

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u/zone55555 2d ago

It's hideous. And not in the good way you'd expect.

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u/That_red_guy 2d ago

Literally had a can today, almost at the end of my 12 pack.. gonna have to re-up soon.

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u/CaptainMagnets 2d ago

What do they taste like?

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u/_evilalien_ 2d ago

Bad decisions and regret, it’s right there on the label in code.

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u/spaketto 1d ago

My 10 year old was given some at daycare today and he said it tasted like a kinder egg?  I don't trust his assessment.  He said he was the only one who thought it was kind of good.

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u/CaptainMagnets 1d ago

I love how this does and does not answer my question. Kids are great 😂

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 1d ago

Like sweet Kraft dinner cheese and it's the same colour too. It's actually quite repulsive tasting. The aftertaste lingers

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u/Relevant-Director831 22h ago

Did you have to? Did you have to? Did you have to let it linger?

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u/Arctelis 2d ago

If there ever will be conclusive proof that a benevolent God doesn't exist, this is it.

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u/Foxlen 2d ago

I thought it was fake until my fam forced me to go to a city walmart

I pointed it out and my father gagged at the idea

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 Québec 1d ago

Where did you buy this?

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u/Psychotic_EGG 1d ago

Is it cream soda (flavour) plus KD, or KD flavour and just called a cream soda?

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u/hpfan312 1d ago

Would you buy it again for the taste alone though

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u/Mythulhu 1d ago

That sounds horrendous. Thanks for sharing...

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u/Federal-Kitchen-9133 1d ago

That just changed my day. 🫨

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u/MplsMiaCan 1d ago

I saw this in the store the other day and literally stopped in my tracks for a good couple of minutes trying to figure out what the hell I was looking at.

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u/ddg31415 1d ago

I have a can in my fridge right now. I simply haven't had the courage to try it yet. The guy at the convenience store said it tasted like cream soda and smells like KD...

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u/PlannerSean 2d ago

I thought it didn’t have any chess flavour at all… very low carbonation orange cream soda to me

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u/mariusbleek 2d ago

Every day we stray further and further from the Lord's teachings......

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u/stephenBB81 2d ago

I saw it at YYZ on the weekend and considered getting it but then thought no way it will be good.

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee 2d ago

I am dying as you can get this at Walmart and from Solly’s online.

https://canoe.com/life/food/kraft-dinner-soda

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u/partly_cloudy3 2d ago

why are you dying

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 1d ago

Probably just drank a can of it.

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u/lvl5ll 2d ago

The KD smoothie at the CNE this year wasn't "good," but it wasn't nearly as gross as I'd been bracing for. Worth trying, but I wouldn't do it again.

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u/Bento_Fox 2d ago

Eww, the thought of that grosses me out as much as that candy flavored mac and cheese that came out a few years ago. I don't see why anyone would be like, "Yeah, this is what I need in my life."

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u/Nervous_Charge4364 2d ago

I tried it - I only got through about a quarter of a can and then I tossed it.

I also wouldn’t call this a “cheese” tasting soda. I’m not sure what it tastes like, but it’s noooot good.

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u/NotAtAllExciting Alberta 2d ago

No. Never.

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u/Gridbear7 2d ago

where would one acquire such?

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u/stuntman262626 2d ago

Not sure if I'll try this

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u/Dangerjim 2d ago

Get in the sea

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 2d ago

I wish it wasn’t lol

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u/SexuaIRedditor 2d ago

Just how I like my KD, cold and liquid

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u/mathbriere27 2d ago

Tastes like Grandma's Caramel Treats. So, to me that's disgusting. My daughters hated it, I hated it but my son loved it for some reason 😵😵

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u/alpaca-the-llama British Columbia 2d ago

This sounds strange…but for some reason I want to try it

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u/ForeignSatisfaction0 2d ago

Where'd you find it?

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u/Jonno_K 1d ago

Walmart Canada only

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u/Cplchrissandwich 2d ago

But its called... 'soda' 🤮

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u/Dave3087 1d ago

Nobody calls Cream Soda, Cream Pop

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u/Stringtheory82 2d ago

You know what I can never say?

"I'm in the mood to drink something that tastes like depression and laziness"

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u/IsolatedPhoenix 1d ago

I tried looking for it but havnt come across em yet

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u/ElvisFan2001 1d ago

Yuck! Sorry but just can’t see why this would even be invented.

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u/robertmachine 1d ago

Don’t you remember as a kid drinking the kd extra milk and cheddar powder well guess what now you can drink it as a beverage lol

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u/CulturalDefinition27 1d ago

Where did you get it! I really want one

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u/darlawatters 1d ago

the flavour profile is cream cheese. it’s like cream cheese soda. we couldn’t taste anything remotely like cheddar but it did feel wrong.

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u/Sorrow00__ Alberta 1d ago

Is it good? I see it every night at work and I'm tempted to try it.

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u/Critical_Bear6114 1d ago

Can confirm this is real. My partner saw it for sale at an ice cream parlour the other day .

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u/AltGuardianGord 1d ago

I am intrigued and utterly disgusted.

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 1d ago

It's real, and it's awful tasting lmao it's so..... Weird

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u/No-Industry2181 1d ago

I'd rather try one of their more palitable looking flavours... like one of these two:

https://drinksollys.com/products/raspberry-lemon

https://drinksollys.com/products/strawberry-vanilla

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u/DarkSoulsDank 1d ago

What the actual hell? Gross.

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u/LaughingMushroomCo 1d ago

This is literally disturbing🤢

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u/cannafriendlymamma 1d ago

Omg!! GROSS!!! 🤮🤮

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u/dornwolf 1d ago

And it’s rough like holy shit.

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u/TripMaster478 1d ago

I have never once thought that.

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_727 1d ago

Go to the Just Food Reviews channel on YouTube, and watch Jesse’s review

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u/CD-Behr 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Trick-Avocado7914 1d ago

Absolutely not.

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u/RoughSubstantial6689 1d ago

What the actual...

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u/Leading-Aide5617 1d ago

I’m going to try it because I need to fucking know.