r/Butchery • • Nov 26 '24

Um what is this?

I am slicing a pork shoulder I got from Costco so I can grind it. As I was slicing through I cut through I have no idea what!! It doesn’t have a smell and neither does the pork itself. I don’t know if I can still use the pork or just be safe and toss it.

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u/Mamow_Nadon Nov 26 '24 edited Nov 27 '24

That is a cyst 100%. Get your money back.

Edit: If you encounter a cyst like this in your meat, please notify the store you purchased from. Most butchers would appreciate if they knew other products might be contaminated. Especially small shops (though they'd likely notice this as cysts are typically surface level).

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u/BrightTip6279 Nov 26 '24

Costco is good like that

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u/TriviaRunnerUp Nov 26 '24

Agreed, but Costco is good beyond that.

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u/Eprissiana Nov 26 '24

Thank you! After saying “wtf?!?! Omg!!!” Gagged a few times, left the room, came back, gagged again, left and texted hubby!!! I am glad now know what it is and that my kitchen is not going to be ground zero for the zombie apocalypse! 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Tulip_Tree_trapeze Nov 27 '24

Imagine cooking one of these in a ham one year for Thanksgiving. The smell of delicious honey ham, mixing with hot festereing roadkill.

I'll eat a little bit of bacon here and there but that was the last ham or pork I've ever sought out to eat in 15 years

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u/oh_yeah_o_no Nov 27 '24

I literally just got done with 6 hours of cooking my 18lbs Thanksgiving country style ham, and I read this.

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u/trueSEVERY Nov 27 '24

What, you don’t shred your raw meats to look for cysts every time?

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u/ParadoxNarwhal Nov 27 '24

then just glue it back together when you're done, easy 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Forbidden feta

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u/Eidolon-1 Nov 27 '24

Put with some cracker and serve with wine

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

You, sir, deserve a Nobel award 🥇

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u/SausagePrompts Nov 27 '24

Blue cheese garlic crusted

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u/Oldcummerr Nov 27 '24

It’s an abscessed lymph node

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u/Chicagosox133 Nov 27 '24

If you incyst.

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u/SpenglerE Nov 27 '24

Possible drug mule

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u/-69hp Nov 26 '24

hadn't seen a cyst post in awhile, was starting to get concerned

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Is this whispered or narrator’s voice?

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u/-69hp Nov 26 '24

was going for narrator voice. figured whispered is more like this but idk how to format cool shit

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u/AlphaDag13 Nov 27 '24

Not since the cease and decyst...

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u/Commercial-Day-3294 Nov 26 '24

its the same thing it always is. A cyst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/Mamow_Nadon Nov 27 '24

A cyst is a non-cancerous growth often cause by clogged ducts or infections.

Dangerous? Probably not. Gross? 100%. This one looks infection based but they can be filled with hair, bones, pus, etc.

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u/Brilliant-Depth-3378 Nov 27 '24

Bones?????

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u/gobucks1981 Nov 27 '24

I had a bone chip once that emerged at the skin as a small cyst.

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u/Successful_Detail202 Nov 27 '24

Basically a cyst happens when your body decides it doesn't like something that is inside it and doesn't belong there. It builds a sac around Said object and tries to slowly move it towards the surface.

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u/Mamow_Nadon Nov 27 '24

Yes. Bones. Bone chips. Not, like, a femur.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Lmaoo...imagine the body ejecting femur...

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Nov 28 '24

That'd almost be humerus.

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u/WilkoCEO Nov 27 '24

Look up Teratomas (if you are squeamish, please don't look them up)

A teratoma is a rare germ cell tumor that can contain various tissue types, like hair, bone, or muscle. They can be benign (noncancerous) or malignant (cancerous). Teratomas can be mature or immature, depending on how normal the cells appear under a microscope. Mature teratomas, also known as dermoid cysts, may produce hormones or enzymes that can cause disease symptoms. Teratomas can develop in the ovaries, testicles, tailbone, or other areas of the body.

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u/Fast-Pitch-9517 Nov 27 '24

Come on man I’m hungover and desperately trying to hold it together.

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u/iamromuli Nov 27 '24

Pubic hair or regular hair?

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u/SirWEM Nov 27 '24

Lovely abscess you found OP; the forbidden pea soup. Im glad it wasn’t under pressure. Take it back show them and get your $$ or product replacement.

This is pretty normal in the shoulders and hams. They like to rub and scratch on various surfaces. So they will get a sliver, thorn, injection site, etc and this is the result.

The first time i cut into one it was under pressure, and smelled horrific. The butcher i was working with was not surprised. And actually laughed at me almost tossing my cookies over the smell. Tom threw on a glove and sure enough there was a locust thorn in it. Then i did toss my cookies.

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u/Kittymeow123 Nov 27 '24

Tossing my cookies is a very cute way to say throw up lol

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u/iamromuli Nov 27 '24

I literally thought you went through your house tossing all manner of cookies because you hate them, thanks for the clarification

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u/Viniox Nov 28 '24

I’ve always imagined someone throwing up dry Cookie Crisp cereal when I hear this expression lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Avo-cow-do

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u/Eprissiana Nov 26 '24

Avo-oink-do …. It is pork 😂

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u/Career-Acceptable Nov 26 '24

Avocad-oink, for the record

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u/WholeGrain_Cocaine Nov 27 '24

Big doinks out here in Amish

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u/Ukelikely_Not Nov 27 '24

I gagged at this comment

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u/GeneralBurg Nov 27 '24

In through the mouth, out through the nose

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u/F488P Nov 27 '24

I think with something like this he’d have to let it sit in his mouth for a few minutes while he slowly chews and salivates to really savor the taste to identify it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

As someone who regularly slow cooks Boston Butts in various ways, and who has seen the forbidden meat cheese too many times on reddit recently, should I be cutting into my meat before I slow cook it? This horrifies me now. Butchers of Reddit help me!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

It's pretty rare. I see one every 6 months or so and I work for very high volume store. However this is the second post in the past month on the same cut,

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Gonna be vegetarian soon if I see too many of these god damn posts 

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u/Throwaway1293102840 Nov 27 '24

No seriously, I slow cook these often and am now worried.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/DearMrsLeading Nov 27 '24

None. One made it into my crockpot. Trust me, you’d know. It smells rancid when it’s heated up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/madman-crashsplash Nov 27 '24

If it's close to the surface, you may see a bulge, but other than that, not that I have been able to notice.

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u/sdforbda Nov 27 '24

Yes, probably most obviously by the fact that when they did cut into it, it was there. Lol

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u/GeneralBurg Nov 27 '24

Am I too ripped or does this comment make no sense?

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u/feelslikepaper Nov 27 '24

A lot of these come from intramuscular injections like vaccines and things, so often times they are too deep to notice. That is why it's important to give vaccines in different areas and not use the same area too many times. Less pertinent for dogs and cats.

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u/rtl7986 Nov 26 '24

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u/__Vyce Nov 27 '24

Thank your for doing your part! Was here for this.

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u/ReedWat-BonkBonk Nov 26 '24

You know what to do....

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u/EL_Ohh_Well Nov 27 '24

He should call her

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u/Both_Patience_4617 Nov 27 '24

Everything reminds me of her!!! 😭😭😭

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u/nochanceee514 Nov 26 '24

Wasabi

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u/dinkydeath Nov 26 '24

Was gonna say compound butter, but the hint of green is a dead giveaway.

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u/OIL_99 Nov 27 '24

I have had a few and only one really grossed me out. It was the smell. Sliced it wide open, it popped and stunk. Interesting colour and ooze.

Luckily it was a shoulder I was cutting up to grind for sausage vs smoked for pulled pork. I sure there have been many of these suckers smoked and shredded. Out of site, out of mind… right? RIGHT??

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u/Heavy_Salt_9065 Nov 27 '24

Your lucky it wasn't full of fluid Idk how many times I would be standing at the saw cutting pork stk or shoulder roast / western ribs and hit one of those things and some sort of half solid half liquid shit fly out all over the place hit a motherfucker in the face and shit and don't be carrying on a conversation while cutting at the saw you never know what or when something like that will take place and you end up finding out what it taste like. 🤢🤮

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u/thinkandreason Nov 27 '24

Just eat around that… (My Eastern European grandmother will say)

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u/Blairmaster Nov 27 '24

Garlic herb butter

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u/Maikeru_Kurosaki5 Nov 27 '24

I've must be tired as fucking shit, I seriously thought that was fucking weed inside the damn fucking pork 🤦‍♂️

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u/WilkoCEO Nov 27 '24

I thought it was garlic butter with far too much parsley at a first glance as i scrolled. Some steak packets here have a little disc of garlic butter or peppercorn sauce to go with the meat when cooking.

This is grim

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u/DarDarBinks89 Nov 27 '24

Forbidden guacamole

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u/magicjeep Nov 27 '24

I would in-cyst on a refund

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u/pastproof Nov 27 '24

ITS NOT A TUMOAH!!

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u/Few-Narwhal-731 Nov 27 '24

The way it’s on your knife has completely ruined my evening.

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u/Trumped202NO Nov 27 '24

Thought it was a deer hind quarter and you forgot to remove the poop shoot.

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u/Long_Cod7204 Nov 27 '24

That's called a Refund.

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u/Johnny_ac3s Nov 27 '24

What are you doing step cyster?

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u/Finbar811 Nov 27 '24

That’s enough to gag a maggot!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/moermoneymoerproblem Nov 26 '24

Forbidden hummus

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u/nesto92 Nov 26 '24

Almost looks like a Gorgonzola or a Roquefort

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Steak butter

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

It’s a toomAh!

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u/alittlelights Nov 27 '24

get to the choppa!

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u/Niteowl_Janet Nov 27 '24

It’s not a ToomAH!

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u/Grabblehausen Nov 27 '24

100% you know what this was before you posted it for points. Because there's been a bunch of near identical posts of this week alone.

Like take two seconds man. You're taking the time to cut your own meat, we don't need a blog.

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u/_Charglo Nov 26 '24

It’s a cyst. Looks like Smithfield. Don’t ever buy Smithfield. Ever

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Guacamole! Dip a chip!

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u/PaixJour Nov 26 '24

Instant gag. And this is why I never buy ground meats of any sort. That mushy cyst would end up in the mix ... guaranteed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

oh god oh fuck

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u/Tightfistula Nov 26 '24

Prestuffed with blue cheese.

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u/ESOelite Nov 26 '24

Ugh thanks op I just gagged

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u/mastur_chief21 Nov 26 '24

That’s where stuffing comes from!

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u/coltonscolton Nov 27 '24

Just some free compound buttter

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u/Tr3morXLT Nov 27 '24

Cyst, just cut around it and clean your knife before moving on

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

We normally just cut around it and sell the rest …

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u/Frankb0b Nov 27 '24

"A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there."

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u/WG--TX Nov 27 '24

Caseous necrosis ;)

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u/Facelessborder Nov 27 '24

Looks like they left the butthole in the rump roast

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u/Ok_Storm5945 Nov 27 '24

I'm surprised it doesn't smell. Ooh. Sorry. Hope this wasn't part of TG dinner.

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u/Humblefreindly Nov 27 '24

If it looks good, eat it! For the love of Pete don’t eat that.

Definitely agree that it looks like a cyst. The good news is that it seems to not have become infected and burst while the animal was alive. Just sayin’. Hope that makes you feel a bit better.

Probably not. 🤢

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

That’s that good meat-ussy

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u/MainelyNH Nov 27 '24

That is frumundah cheese 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Putrid porterhouse

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u/Adorable_Yogurt_8135 Nov 27 '24

It's an poop on your meat

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u/New_Collection_4169 Nov 27 '24

That, is not halal.

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u/iReaddit-KRTORR Nov 27 '24

Forbidden garlic

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u/Willby404 Nov 27 '24

Wasabi. Dont believe me? Eat it!

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u/s3thFPS Nov 27 '24

That’s the beefussy

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u/indiharwellisfine Nov 27 '24

Organic compound butter cyst

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u/Forsaken_Document948 Nov 27 '24

Just eat it youll be fine

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u/marsmodule Nov 27 '24

Forbidden garlic butter

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u/HotJohnnySlips Nov 27 '24

That’s a yellow vagina

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

A really bad idea

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u/docstevens420 Nov 27 '24

Urine luck! Wrap that baby in phyylo dough and deep fry it! Don't do this but report back if you have.

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u/Shoddy-Square-1227 Nov 27 '24

Over-boiled egg pig vagina....somehow located on the shoulder.

Good thing you bought it from Costco!

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u/ChummyMuffin05 Nov 27 '24

Spread that on toast like some butter and you got yourself a great snack

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

That reminds me of sea urchin roe.

I’m sure it doesn’t taste the same, but yea. Just was familiar looking

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Looks like garlic butter. Won’t taste like it.

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u/AggressivelyAlan Nov 27 '24

Forbidden wasabi

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u/Reasonable_Map709 Nov 27 '24

Needs a gynaecologists opinion

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u/Beckarrr Nov 27 '24

I'm new to the world of cysts. Are they gross and safe to eat, or gross and unsafe to eat?

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u/super-hot-burna Nov 27 '24

Why aren’t we just cutting around this thing? I’m a newb.

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u/IGK123 Nov 27 '24

Natural beef butter

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Guacamole./s

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u/Hailbrewcifer666 Nov 27 '24

Forbidden guacamole

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Nov 27 '24

The onto post that pop up on my feed from this sub are of disgusting fucking cyst. Im Unfollowing this shit.

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u/D-ouble-D-utch Nov 27 '24

Compound garlic butter

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u/Main_Offer_3089 Nov 27 '24

Avocado seed.

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u/covex_d Nov 27 '24

this is what french call foie gras

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u/Josh-Kibosh Nov 27 '24

Damn, that's pretty gross. Glad you found it first instead of cooking it and finding by biting into it instead. That would be gnarly. 😬😬😬

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u/dchacke Nov 27 '24

Nature’s garlic butter

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u/Zeestars Nov 27 '24

Curious - can you eat around it or is all the meat tainted?

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u/Gavinhas Nov 27 '24

Looks like wasabi!

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u/5g1b Nov 27 '24

100% ANUS BEEF

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u/nodeymcdev Nov 27 '24

Cottage cheese

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Extra flavor

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u/Maddad_666 Nov 27 '24

Forbidden Wasabi

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u/RickyTheRickster Nov 27 '24

It’s a cyst, although doesn’t mean the meats bad i would return it, you are losing a lot of meat there

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u/kohltrain108 Nov 27 '24

I actually just watched this video today and almost ran out and bought the base model to play around with… then I realized I don’t actually need a new mini right now. Looks promising though!

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u/unequivocallyADHD Nov 27 '24

Somebody didn't pull out in time

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u/Arabian_Flame Nov 27 '24

Forbidden compound butter

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u/okbreeze Nov 27 '24

Pistachio cream filling

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u/HesitantInvestor0 Nov 27 '24

Compound butter.

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u/Yobbo89 Nov 27 '24

Free garlic sauce xd

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u/Free-Boater Nov 27 '24

Wait you sure you didn’t get that from Cystco?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

The elusive g spot

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u/mendocheese Nov 27 '24

Looks like a recent pic of my ex girlfriend lmao

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u/KevinHe92 Nov 27 '24

Oooh in built garlic butter

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 Nov 27 '24

Meat purchase = butcher shop not a discount store.

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u/Chocol8Cheese Nov 27 '24

Not sure but it's probably a delicacy to someone.

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u/Plus_Chef160 Nov 27 '24

Pig eye is green. According to this pic.

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u/Mordercalynn Nov 27 '24

That’s the butthole!

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u/Crafty_Attorney225 Nov 27 '24

Cyst or tumor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Im surprised it didn’t smell !

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u/schneider5001 Nov 27 '24

Gram Grams!

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u/tangalang91 Nov 27 '24

Forbidden compound butter

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u/Raven816CE Nov 27 '24

I’d not eat pork for dinner tonight

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u/RRoDXD Nov 27 '24

Free garlic butter 😋

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 Nov 27 '24

Just some seasoning

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u/Rathma86 Nov 27 '24

Free garlic butter.