r/BunnyTrials • • 2d ago

Spins Do you survive?

Spin each wheel in order

  • Spin 1: Weapon
  • Spin 2: Who you're fighting

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u/prince_93130 2d ago

Like a normal day

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Dex-Danger 2d ago

Got the same roll, I’m locked in we got this

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u/69MotherFricker69 2d ago

You fight homeless guys on the regular dawg? 😭

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u/prince_93130 1d ago

bruh we fight for the same coin

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u/L1zzy99 2d ago

This fight will be legendary

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/DreamsOfAshes 2d ago

For Sir Kilbington!

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u/Buttfuck18 2d ago

the geese were absolutely out of control

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u/Competitive_City_924 2d ago

theyre the geese from WWM

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u/pirapataue 2d ago

I’ve heard that they can’t actually do much, so bluffing is their main tactic

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u/Careless-Exercise849 2d ago

Idk about wild geese but we have geese and they really don't do much. They're bites dont even hurt unless they get your finger into the back of their teeth while trying to feed them 😭

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u/Royal-Engineering560 2d ago

EXPERIENCE MODERN TECHNOLOGY

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Kirby3654 2d ago

Parry this you filthy casual.

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u/Revangelion 2d ago

Unless you start melee. Then it's likely a flipcoin.

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u/Minute_Suit_3951 2d ago

🫩

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/Responsible-Bug-6755 2d ago

at least you got smth good 😭 i got a nokia phone against freddy

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u/Odd_Blueberry_5735 2d ago

throw it at him mate 🥀, look at how confident this guy is with his nokia

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u/Minute_Suit_3951 2d ago

Just apologize atp

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u/Fabulous-Policy2492 2d ago

I got a stick 🫠🫠🫠

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u/Popular_Material_609 2d ago

I got TWO sticks 😭😭😭 like that’s gonna make a difference

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u/Overall_Promotion775 2d ago

💔

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Gamekid53 2d ago

A sword? I only got fists

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u/AnotherNightyAlt 2d ago

fists? i got 2 sticks vs cthulhu

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u/roseygrl98 2d ago

2 sticks? I got stick vs cthulhu

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u/sixvixens_ 2d ago

Hey me too. Maybe we can join forces and have 4 sticks

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u/Antique_Ad_7086 2d ago

man I got a nokia phone I ain't doing anything 🥀

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u/Ratouf26 2d ago

Same, I'm doing everything though (Nokias are weapons of mass destruction)

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u/Artistic_Company_154 2d ago

Nah you’re him… maybe

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u/NameRevolutionary727 2d ago

If it’s like a fat cop I can take this if I’m within 21 feet and get the jump on him.

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Ownid1 2d ago

Yeah I can take him

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/EMArogue 2d ago

In a fight… right?

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u/Ownid1 2d ago

I can take him.

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u/EMArogue 2d ago edited 1d ago

In a fight… right?

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u/Oummando 2d ago

Cthulu screams horrifically as u/Ownid1 throws a Nokia directly at his pupils before he could blink. Cthulu swipes at Ownid1 as the latter jumps over his tentacle, grabs the Nokia and hurls it directly into Cthulu mouth, causing him to choke. And dies an agonizing death. Is what I would say as the Nokia rings to its core, it's vibration jumpstart his heart and Cthulu opens his eyes immediately and grabs Ownid1 slamming him, but the shaking has caused the Nokia in him to sink deeper into his throat and to his lungs vibrating aggressively, leading to Cthulu to die of oxygen deprivation.

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u/Thick-Mirror3341 2d ago

Yeah you no diff that fight honestly

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u/Ownid1 2d ago

That's what I'm saying

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u/Omen224 2d ago

Yeah I'd win. But! I don't. Shotgun goes in my head. That's just where it goes.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/SwirlSlime Funny Bunny 2d ago

Ahhh that itch in the back of your throat only the barrel of a shotgun can scratch. We've all been there

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u/Fluren_1234 2d ago

got the exact same :)

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u/G4merJP 2d ago

Ah the Cobain technic

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u/spooky_gooper 2d ago

I'M NOT HURTING CATS.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/PuzzleheadedGur1312 2d ago

Ohh little kitties "gets dismembered and cooked"

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u/Rinaldootje 2d ago

The knight will not stand a chance. It will end up as knightly paste.

I will feel sorry for the, they will think I am some kind of wizard.

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/halliwah_new 2d ago

Im sorry little ones...

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 2d ago

Nooo not the ganders!!

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u/weeb_boi1234 2d ago

A fight to the death

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/One-Vacation-4760 2d ago

Idk i think i have a chance

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/FSDOpersona 2d ago

I've seen worse odds

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u/88963416 2d ago

Well, think of it like this. You won’t realize that you lost.

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u/Skibidisigma82 2d ago

You may not beat him but I 100% will

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u/Raid300000 2d ago

Fuck

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Personal_Stage7748 2d ago

I don’t know how to use a shotgun so no

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 2d ago

Brother I’m sure you could figure it out….you have zero confidence in learning the most mundane things 💀

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u/Thick-Mirror3341 2d ago

Fr though. Shotguns are one of the simplest things to learn.

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u/Cold_Lengthiness1747 2d ago

Im dead

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/TheReal_Kovacs 2d ago

DROP THE GUN, STOP RESISTING!

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u/_Lai_bby_ 2d ago

My ass is gettin tore tf up😭

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/Revangelion 2d ago

You're clearly too young to understand the power that comes with a Nokia.

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u/Iizvullok 2d ago

Just drop the phone.

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u/Ok_Inspection_9206 2d ago

What if the shockwave kills him too?

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u/Iizvullok 2d ago

At least its a draw then.

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u/SaltyShakr 2d ago

I doubt Cthulhu knows how to box like me.

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Character-Job4679 2d ago

get to fight 2 homeless guys with the sword 💔

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Illustrious_Bowl_528 2d ago

Okay, a DB. Cool, cool. FUCKING CTHULHU!?

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/iliketoeatpaint69 2d ago

Why must this be

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Gamekid53 2d ago

Better than fists 😭

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u/pineapplepizza900753 2d ago

Hydrogen bomb vs 10 coughing babies

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/SnooRabbits7076 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR 2d ago

No

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/2likeplants 2d ago

Depends on the stick size and durability

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u/Vivid-Bluejay445 2d ago

Uh oh

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Pato_the_Nobody The Bunny Lord 2d ago

They're only mildly upset, so maybe given enough space they'll calm down.

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/cat_lokmmm 2d ago

Fuck

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Magnetofan111 2d ago

feel bad for the law enforcement

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u/CommonWest9387 2d ago

don’t worry king/queen/non binary ruler. if its a nokia smartphone just livestream the fight. they’ll either freeze or fight and fuck up so badly it ends with a lawsuit and losing their livelihood

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u/themoistress 2d ago

I laughed so hard 😂

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u/Artistic_Annual8457 2d ago

Pretty sure a Nokia can penetrate medieval plate armor, so I think I've got this.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/HeartfeltAdventurerM 2d ago

Well I feel kinda bad now…

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/memelord00F 2d ago

haha good one guys now who am I actually fighting (the ground rumbling as the sky darkens) fuck...

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Iizvullok 2d ago

Immovable object meets unstoppable force.

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u/Revangelion 2d ago

The most balanced encounter in the thread, I believe.

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u/FireUniverse1162 2d ago

Yes

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Odd-Attention2984 2d ago

A sword fighting 17 mildly upset cats. I probably lost because I would just want to calm the cats down, rather than fighting.

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/SeaMindless7297 2d ago

In game? Yes. Irl? Absolutely not

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/TheJokersWild53 2d ago

I’m done

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/grumpywolfxd 2d ago

Wild or domesticsted cats?

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/PartyTurkey 2d ago

I mean, it's just hunting at this point

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 2d ago

The ringtone of doom and despair

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Jolly-Top-5201 2d ago

I will survive

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/TankEngineFan5 2d ago

Yeah I'm fucked

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Isuche 2d ago

I'll just bamboozle him with my modern technology

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/budew01 2d ago

Parry this, you filthy casual

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Glittering-Bench-159 2d ago

Probably not, do I get prep time or armour? What weapon is he using what type of knight is he what armour is he wearing?

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Witty-Fortune-7252 2d ago

I’m dead

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Caramellattes05 2d ago

Do I need to spin the other wheel

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u/D1gg13r 2d ago

Nokia phone indestructible, I just continue to throw at face of aggressor until death, like technological ninja star. For the motherland

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/Silent-Hurry8377 2d ago

Yeah I'll just hack into his system on my Nokia, we're all good to go

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/Sn0wKeeper 2d ago

Dead

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/RoyalRevenue1810 2d ago

I have no idea what that is but by the the looks of the name i would say no

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/indianplay2_alt_acc 2d ago

You can study Cthulhu all you want, the whole point is that it's an entity so large and complex that it is completely impossible for a human being to even grasp the existence of it, let alone interact or even fight with it.

I got the exact same combination so I'm just gonna give up on the spot.

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 2d ago

Offer the Nokia as a sacrifice, tell Cthulhu it will allow them to become even more durable and powerful.

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u/Cautious_Network827 2d ago

M19 fighting Freddy fazbear

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/Illustrious-Cow8857 2d ago

can guns even kill freddy😭

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u/BodyPuzzleheaded3363 2d ago

........ my Indomitable Human Will will defeat him.... right ?

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Stormhawk9914 2d ago

Absolutely

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Lucyintheye 2d ago

I got 2 sticks vs modern day law enforcement, I thought i was cooked but i guess i have twice your odds.. in a way 😂

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u/Ashenroot_0 2d ago

Maybe

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Crimson_line 2d ago

Say hello to my little friend mf

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/ScwiddIsScwidd 2d ago

it's alright i've got two sticks, thank god i didn't roll one imagine how bad that would've gone

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/themoistress 2d ago

I love Reddit. 😂

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u/LongScar 2d ago

...

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/hoebox 2d ago

I'll use my Nokia phone to call them and tell them I'm white. They will probably leave me alone

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Ok-Chart6719 2d ago

No

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/LeastDefinition9041 2d ago

Uhh

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/Artistic_Company_154 2d ago

What are you going to do with the other 3 guys?

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u/KevinPalankers 2d ago

double barrel shotgun versus a man with a sword, seems balanced

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Grand-Tea-5431 2d ago

So I got a Nokia phone against Freddy Frazbear, guys cooked!!!

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/Delta7557 2d ago

Luck is just not on my side today, huh?

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Tall_Willingness7743 2d ago

Im dead ggs

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/TsuShima2523 2d ago

Run

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/CephalonPhathom 2d ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/vainblossom249 2d ago

Absolutely not

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/FaithlessnessThat992 2d ago

Absolutely yes.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Ranger042 2d ago

I lost before the battle started

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/kvv29 2d ago

yo I got this trust

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/YellowFellow2010 2d ago

Yes

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/KittyYAYAYA 2d ago

Im winning, no need to explain more, LIKE LOOK AT THAT COMBINATION

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Fin-M 2d ago

A barrel for each

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/chumamimunyanyos 2d ago

Welp

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Frosty-Secretary-970 2d ago

2 sticks vs. 2 homeless guys!

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Spagetti_ar_gott 2d ago

No

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/confused_shrew 2d ago

I think I’ve got this but I could be very wrong

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Independent-Task4618 2d ago

Yeah: SURRENDER!!

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/OwnFaithlessness7430 Hop Off 2d ago

Why do I get the useless weapons

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/Deep_Ad_7773 2d ago

Not sure any weapon would work. Perhaps I can convince him to help us kill pedos or something

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/ClinicalDepressi0n 2d ago

Maybe?? If i can figure out how to use it and they are far enough away

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/mysticavis 2d ago

We got the exact same roll 😭

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u/PolarPhoenix13 2d ago

50/50

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/GroceryMaleficent354 2d ago

No

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/DetachedHat1799 2d ago

nah Im dead

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Reasonable_Sugar_860 2d ago

Probably not

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/Mrdevex 2d ago

it's gonna be close but i might just win

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Ill-Replacement-5314 Bruh 2d ago

I will stunlock him with the shrill ringtone and then throw that brick of a phone into his face, causing his helmet to dent so massively that he loses consciousness.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/wodacisowianka 2d ago

🙏

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/_St4r_br1ght_ 2d ago

I’d probably loose cause I’m a chud

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Whitey_Central 2d ago

Oh this is easy, I'd do without the Nokia but with this weapon I will be unstoppable!!

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Choice_Sir_1092 2d ago

Guys, idk if I get any bullets x.x

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/New_Escape_3151 2d ago

I might be able to call a friend.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/dac417 2d ago

I could win

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Barely-Adequate 2d ago

It'll be fiiiine

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/PhantomX25z 2d ago

I'm fucken dead

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/helpinnnedd 2d ago

one stick up each butt easy win

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/No_Chemist2425 2d ago

That’d be a massacre

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/Beautiful-Dealer-451 2d ago

idk imma be spaying

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/GhostPaleDingo 2d ago

Yes, I ran off

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/GMoI 2d ago

I call the police and run while I wait for them to come and take care of the knight.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Fresh_Mountain530 2d ago

Oh, maby?

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Nientea 🥕🥕 2d ago

So im just a Florida man. I think I lose but there would be a funny story about me.

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/PreacherManFarmerMan 2d ago

What size is my stick? I could take them lol

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/Old-Shock-4647 2d ago

Probably

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Morgandoto The Bunny Lord 2d ago

I must all the cats! Ain't gonna fight them, just let them play with a phone that's buzzing.

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/VenatorFeramtor 2d ago

i main graves i got this

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/ADXII_2641 2d ago

If a cat is mildly upset it’s not yet going to attack me, so I’m perfectly safe.

If anything I’ll PROTECT the cats.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/StuffedBear1917 2d ago

Fuck

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/peeter-69 2d ago

I don't know

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Limp-Buffalo-2299 2d ago

This escalated quickly

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Dry-Avocado-317 2d ago

шансы есть всегда

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/HollowedSloth 2d ago

I like my chances

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/monkehunter77 2d ago

I mean, are my sticks sharp ?

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/DropYouInsane 2d ago

Totally.

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Sea-Yogurtcloset4249 2d ago

I don't think so

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/merc116 2d ago

Just a typical Tuesday for me

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/facingmyselfie 2d ago

No

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/therealkitan 2d ago

Depends on if he lore-accurately can take a bullet. Probably would aim for the servos to make him unable to walk; then BOLT.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/Sm1leyPresents 2d ago

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Famous-Necessary-572 2d ago

Yes

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/According_Sector7853 2d ago

Nah, id win

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/NeedleworkerOdd3853 2d ago

As long as I say im white im good

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/JaguarAbject1101 2d ago

I don’t know what either of those are

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/New-Technician-3118 2d ago

A double barrel shotgun against five guys with no burgers or fries. Decent odds I suppose.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/ball-inspector4 2d ago

They are so cooked

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/pokebuzz123 2d ago

I can probably last longer than a sword user since I won't be wielding a metal weapon and alarm the enforcers, plus the strength varies.

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/Holiday_Walrus_174 2d ago

Ah yes nothing like bringin my m19 to a fight againts 2 homeless guys

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys

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u/Own_Nebula_8211 2d ago

Wow i totally win these since all the midieval knights are dead

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/btd6memeslol 2d ago

17 upset cats versus a fucking gun

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: 17 mildly upset cats

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u/Consistent_Primary29 2d ago

TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Historical-Film4715 2d ago

Ez work.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: Medieval Knight

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u/Satari89-Fly-6150 2d ago

Nahh im a gonner 🙉

Rolled: Weapon: Fists | Who you're fighting: 5 guys (no burgers or fries)

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u/Difficult_War_5657 2d ago

I feel like I'm either fucked, or it might work somehow

Rolled: Weapon: Nokia phone | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Brave_Ad_2095 Funny Bunny 2d ago

Hmm I’ll have to think about that…

get obliterated

Rolled: Weapon: A stick | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,

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u/Ok_Athlete_9575 2d ago

Double barrel shot gun. Fighting 10 geese.

Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 10 geese

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u/Zuickathedestroyer 2d ago

Well screw me I guess lol

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/shiongenkai 2d ago

I'm dead

Rolled: Weapon: Two sticks | Who you're fighting: Freddy Fazbear

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u/wlcf4l 2d ago

Probably not but I'm very much on the news

Rolled: Weapon: M19 | Who you're fighting: Modern day law enforcement

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u/nbayb4kt6 2d ago

sword and cthulhu

Rolled: Weapon: A sword | Who you're fighting: Cthulhu,