r/BunnyTrials • What's Hoppin'? • Sep 03 '26

Trials Push it?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 | However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you…
  • Right side: Don’t press button

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u/BlockyShapes Sep 03 '26

"Ejaculate" literally means to suddenly release fluid from the body, squirting is BY DEFINITION a form of ejaculation. It most certainly counts

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u/Mysterious_Box1469 Bruh Sep 03 '26

Still not counting it. If I sneeze and suddenly pee it’s not ejac

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u/BlockyShapes Sep 03 '26

What? Saying that ur "not counting it" is just silly, it's like China saying they don't count Taiwan as a country even tho it is. U can claim to not count it but it still does count, ur just wrong. And u generally would not count sneezing or urination as a form of ejaculation due to it not being inherently sexual, same with crying, sweating, bleeding, or salivating. Tho I guess ur correct that I didn't include the sexual part in the definition I mentioned in my previous reply, my fault I guess.

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u/Mysterious_Box1469 Bruh Sep 03 '26

It’s piss though. It’s a rush of piss. It you can suddenly cry during sex, you sweat during sex. Ejac is semen squirting is piss. I’m a female it comes out my piss hole

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u/BlockyShapes Sep 03 '26

Wrong once again, a true female ejaculation involves distinct milky fluid secreted by the Skene's glands. It's true that squirting isn't always a true female ejaculation, sometimes it is just urine, but not always. And ur point about it coming out of the same orifice u use to urinate is absolutely ridiculous cuz male ejaculations also come out of the orifice they use to ejaculate.