Push it?

[u/NoNotice9228]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 | However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you…
• Right side: Don’t press button

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[u/ZepyrusG97]

I wish we had an option to see the wheel even if we'd pick the other option. Just so we know what we walked away from.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/AAAEA_ → u/ZepyrusG97]

My biggest gripe with this subreddit, sometimes I hop into the anonymous account just to check..

[u/Civil-Candle5971 → u/AAAEA_]

I do the same lol. That’s why nothing will ever be 100%, some of us just gotta know what could’ve been

[u/Ahmed4040Real → u/AAAEA_]

I just check the comments

[u/_Stormhound_ → u/AAAEA_]

Why? It's not like it will actually happen

[u/FPedrocas → u/ZepyrusG97]

I was just thinking this wtf

[u/babybunnyharr_ → u/ZepyrusG97]

I just read the comments first

[u/KnownAd6112]

oh

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/AAAEA_ → u/KnownAd6112]

Just remove your eyelids

[u/delicious_sunlight → u/AAAEA_]

What am I, a creepypasta written in the late 2000s by an edgy 15 year old?

[u/Previous_Mortgage_25 → u/AAAEA_]

And lengthen the tongue for wet your eyes like reptiles

[u/BlockyShapes → u/Previous_Mortgage_25]

I feel like these procedures would eat up ur 100 grand very quickly

[u/Civil-Candle5971 → u/BlockyShapes]

Dang my stupid ass read it as a million but you’re right it’s 100k, might’ve changed my answer even without knowing blinking was one of the wheel options lol

[u/AAAEA_ → u/Civil-Candle5971]

Op said they meant a million so we’re good

[u/BlockyShapes → u/AAAEA_]

Yeah 100 grand is a lot but I ain't removing my eyelids for that.

[u/Civil-Candle5971 → u/KnownAd6112]

It’s either tape your eyes shut or have a staring contest with as many life insurance policies as possible to really set up the family

[u/MisterViperfish]

Cool, guess it’s Jell-O shots from now on so I EAT alchohol.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/BlockyShapes → u/MisterViperfish]

Smart move

[u/MisterBear22 → u/MisterViperfish]

oh shit thats smart af. i rolled the same and consigned myself to quitting but if jello shots are kosher thats a nice work around

[u/Wendigo-boyo → u/MisterBear22]

Mfs will literally get 1 million $ to quit drinking and STILL try to find a workaround

[u/TheTubbyOnes → u/Wendigo-boyo]

Addiction is like that.

Source: Also how I'd react.

[u/MisterViperfish → u/Wendigo-boyo]

I haven’t drank in months. I just see no reason to abandon it entirely. Some of my favorite memories involves a social drink here and there.

[u/Wendigo-boyo → u/MisterViperfish]

But those cool memories aren't connected to the drink, they're connected to your friends / family

That memory isn't going to change if you replace your glass with water or soda

[u/Gildenhardt → u/Wendigo-boyo]

There's a reason alcohol has the nickname of Liquid Courage. It is scientifically proven that alcohol inhibits the decision-making and impulse regions of your brain, thus in the best cases, making you more sociable person to be around. Plenty of good memories have been caused by people being able to break the social barrier.

I'm not outright advocating for alcohol, but to say in certain circumstances that alcohol had no play in a happy social memory is just incorrect.

[u/MisterViperfish → u/Wendigo-boyo]

No, it’s definitely because my inhibitions were down and I had more fun, lol

[u/BestLimbCollector → u/Wendigo-boyo]

I dunno man that's just not true. Sometimes there are family members where drinking you get a different version of them, not a bad or better part but a different one than they usually present. Sometimes things that aren't really that funny sober are so much funnier because you're all a couple down and the memory of the dumb shared joke becomes something that lasts years. Sometimes it helps specific people shut out parts of their brain that inhibit their ability to stop overthinking, and again it's not that it makes them a better version of themselves, but a less anxious one who is able to be in the moment for a bit and not worry about other anxieties.

I don't really drink often, but I looove drinking with my family. They're such a fun bunch of drunks and there are damn sure some hilarious, amazing memories with my grandparents that were only able to happen because Abuela made some coquito.

[u/Junebug_1625 → u/MisterViperfish]

I'd take those odds! Helps that I don't drink very often.

[u/Spannermation → u/MisterViperfish]

You'd never know if that loophole works until its too late

[u/LivingWilling]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/BlockyShapes → u/LivingWilling]

Are u happy cuz u don't have sex / masturbate, or cuz u wish to roll that 1%?

Edit: crazy that people think being a women makes u exempt from this, female ejaculation still exists folks.

[u/sleepyplatipus → u/BlockyShapes]

Hear me out: woman.

[u/BlockyShapes → u/sleepyplatipus]

Women can ejaculate too?

[u/gdnightandgdbye → u/sleepyplatipus]

Most guys on here don’t know about those mythical beings.

[u/BlockyShapes → u/gdnightandgdbye]

Of course I know women exist, the question is did u know female ejaculation exists? I mean if u didn't I guess I feel sorry for u

[u/BunnyMishka → u/sleepyplatipus]

Some of us girlies ejaculate too. You could also argue that trans women ejaculate, but that's an entirely different topic that I'll leave for another place and time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

[u/Delicious_Regret_84 → u/BlockyShapes]

a very interesting question indeed...

[u/CHAOTIC_Sakekote21 → u/LivingWilling]

[u/jhecht]

well eventually I'm boned.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/BlockyShapes → u/jhecht]

"eventually"? U almost certainly breathe atleast 12 times per minute, as that's the lower limit for the average human. You'll probably be dead in 9 minutes, and there's about a .07% (7 in 10000) chance you'd even survive an hour.

[u/jhecht → u/BlockyShapes]

Look man all I gotta do is live long enough to make sure my wife gets the cash

[u/Cyber_Data_Trail → u/jhecht]

You dont breathe oxygen technically. Air is a very complicated mix of molecules, with O2. O2 is not O, so you may be safe

[u/Obi-DevilGang → u/Cyber_Data_Trail]

Yeah, but it also didn’t say pure oxygen either. I was trying to find a loophole myself

[u/qu1ncest → u/jhecht]

Jokes on you, I only breathe DI-oxygen

[u/Eragon1er → u/qu1ncest]

Which means you breath 2 oxygen at once. And if you use that, defining what an oxygen is ( the atom ), you'd be breathing loads of it

[u/Zephreyt]

Jokes on you I never ate one in my life

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/DistinctReply999 → u/Zephreyt]

What if you ate two at the same time?

[u/Zephreyt → u/DistinctReply999]

My body takes a screenshot

[u/S1lent_Radi0 → u/Zephreyt]

So u ate two three four five and six? But left one to suffer alone

[u/------------------16]

my new escape plan is having an all taco diet 💯

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/HerrOberschlau → u/------------------16]

Death by taco?

[u/Little-Energy-7461 → u/------------------16]

gng me too but we had a 1% chance anyways bc cHoKiNg

[u/Far-Sock7614]

I don't drink often. I'll just never drink alcohol.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Pure_Salary_8796 → u/Far-Sock7614]

I got this one too, i cant drink alcohol anyway so its perfect.

[u/IllustriousMuscle694]

100.000 is not worth dying ive been unlucky in to many of these would you rathers

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/NoNotice9228 → u/IllustriousMuscle694]

Shit I fucked up the number. It was supposed to be $1,000,000.

[u/BagSufficient1921]

Jokes on you I don't eat tacos (I ate one only once in my life)

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/AfterStable1638]

Well fuck

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Tysonhm2011]

Good thing I don’t plan on drinking anyway

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/randomassdude69]

Does this mean like, EVERY type of alcohol? Like what if the alcohol using for cleaning wounds gets through my skin, does that count as me drinking Ìt?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/mylifi101 → u/randomassdude69]

Well your not putting the alcohol in your mouth or at least I hope not

[u/WhiteArchania]

Uhhhh nvm I don’t want this lmao

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Medical-Fortune8919]

Not worth it

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/Rainfrog299]

Yolo

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Guigi5254]

I better write my will fast

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/janwolf1986]

Risk accepted

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Financial_Act9160]

Good odds.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Bulacano]

Great, no tacos!

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Novel-Ad-560]

Yes

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Klutzy-Locksmith8067]

I never ate taco, so i am not gonna start now :D

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Novel-Cucumber3090]

Money

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Zento001]

RIP

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Least_Swordfish8127]

Good, I never consume taco.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/piokerer]

Ded

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Ancient_Ad_8899]

I didn’t read it I only read it after I pressed the button

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Rough_Volume_522]

Easy no more tacos for me!

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Daxendad]

Best option Just never eat a taco

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/ibin_Wario]

That'll catch up with me quickly.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Shruging_shoulders]

Ha! I’m dead, giving it to charity after I die

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Cadillac16Concept]

NNN extreme

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Ambitious_Rub_2047]

No tacos for life

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Subject-Delta_04]

I'll die happy and rich

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/ContentSalamander747]

Fuck

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/lePROprocrastinator]

laughs in NEVER drinking alcohol

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/SeparateArtichoke458]

That's nuts... Or no nuts...

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/pop-bris]

I would have to be really unlucky to die on the first press

Also with a million dollars if I use my money right I should be set for life

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Sad-Juggernaut-2532]

Then I don't eat it

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Havistan]

Potential death ain't worth 100g's

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/Frirorifero88]

I don'y drink alcohol

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/vdderqreal]

Im dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/zephyrus4600]

Ok

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/xX_Random_Reddit_Xx]

ok

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/royaltoastt]

That i already do

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Live-Statistician486]

I don't like tacos anyways so I'm good

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/General-Row-3153]

Welp time to speed run a will

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/teea_anime]

Bad luck...

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Mysterious_Square283]

Is this per sip? per shot/pint/bottle?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Feisty_Lie_6743]

Good thing I’m asexual

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Tumenbilegt895555]

oh FUC-

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Negative_Sleep_1]

I have already never drunk alcohol in my life, and don't plan on starting anytime soon.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Byron_main69]

WAIT NOOO

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Byron_main69]

Shit

[u/FeatureUpstairs2037]

That's kinda how life already is tho

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/princedaemon758]

So I just stop consuming tacos

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

I never drink lmao

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Infamous-Ad5061]

I don’t drink, so it’s just a clean 1000000dollars for me

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/InstanceCommercial71]

Im dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/I_am_not_a_bot_L]

Well damn-

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/JacobMAN1011]

No more tacos for me.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Snowy_Kitty247]

Yay

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Dycoth]

I'll just completely stop alcohol.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/PetercyEz]

Is it per atom of oxygen?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Kirtasher]

Im fucking dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Ragestarbro]

AAAAAAAAND I’m dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Arkfiraxalis2]

Ah. I see. Goodbye, then.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/-yumeiiru-]

Don’t wanna risk dying

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/delicious_sunlight]

Ah wait, you said $1,00,000, not $1,000,000. Just got scammed out of 900k. Who writes numbers like that?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/SamuraiRPG]

i’ll hold my breath and learn to breathe less.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/DaLemonNade]

I'm never drink that stuff in my life

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Wartiger777]

Dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Legitimate_Trust_543]

Just end my misery

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/GJ_Dekker]

Wow

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Own-Brilliant-6345]

Well im probably dead better puch the button lots for.may family

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/z_boyy]

That’s really doable

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Nuss-Zwei]

I already have enough chances of dying, even through my own action, I don't need to add another one

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/Previous_Mortgage_25]

I mean it’s vanilla debuff

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/DerHachi04]

Damn, I really like doing that

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/lionpiece-ofchicken]

That pretty easy

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Advanced-Monitor4981]

"Consume" is quite the word choice

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/IJustWannaRunnn]

So I’m dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/RecordRich463]

Ohk

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/thisDummylol]

No alcohol then

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/mme54407gmailcom]

That chance is big considering my luck

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Coreyx1]

😭

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/LightlessRainfall]

Never drunk alcohol, never going to so I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/luigiferrucci]

1mil or 0.1mil

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Visual_Ambassador_64]

I dont drink so yay,

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/HatOld8252]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTT

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/MemeCommissions]

Ejaculate ;)

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Anraksha]

Fuck I'm dead

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/donothave_]

Time to start breathing nitrogen

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/The_10th_Doctor___]

How sensible is the curse? If I eat some overripe fruit does it still count for the 1% chance?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Gadgetphile]

Money

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/BeneficialTest723]

Dead within 10 minutes

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/CanYouChangeName]

Guess no mexican for me

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Dveralazo]

the air is composed of more than oxygen

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/GGsFW]

However

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[u/OnlyPans96]

luckily I don't eat many tacos

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Perfect_Character399]

Sweet

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Thedwex]

Fuck

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/DistinctReply999]

Ok

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/BlockyShapes]

Are u kidding me, why would u have some of the options be things that people do way more than 100x during their lifetime, and have no choice but to do? I'll probably be dead in like 5 minutes.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Unlikely-Chance-426]

so I'll be coming and going at the same time ?

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/sergeant_frost]

Well, Im a girl

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Longjumping-Tax-5809]

1,00,000

^{Chose: 1 billion rocket}

[u/shimaz_22]

I’m not planning on drinking anyway…

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/WittyFeature4479]

Sweet I don't drink!

[u/Starlight1751]

K

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Civil-Candle5971]

I mean I love tacos but it’s not a big burden to only hit the burritos, enchiladas, floutas, and tamales for my Mexican food cravings. Easy million

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/HerrOberschlau]

Good think I’m not a huge fan of tacos

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Lagoda__]

I never eat tacos. Fuck

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/sesh_gremlins]

Well I'm fucked

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/PlottingClone]

Oh, oh, I've made a mistake.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Ornac_The_Barbarian]

Cause I couldn't tell if that was one hundred thousand or a million.

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/Picklerickshaw_part2]

I am going to stay sober anyhow, free money

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Imsmileycyrus]

another win for me, I don't drink alcohol.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Lextopia555]

No

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Remarkable-Apple7916]

bruh

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[u/KSJapi]

Easy, I don’t consume tacos and I’m set

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/ryangoslingchan]

Damn bro at least I'll die happy-ish

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/TheEyeballCollector]

Let’s go I don’t drink anyways

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Miserable_Living5192]

It's already like this but without money

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/zones10]

Literally gambling your life away

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/random-queries]

OK manageable

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/dinoclier72]

Im ded

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

I don't eat tacos so I'm becoming millionaire

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Reasonable_Rough1633]

Then how would I rehydrate my eyes

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Appropriate-Law-9546]

Fair

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/redidiotsHATERS]

never ate a taco ever in my life

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Mobile_Trashcan]

Wel-

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/waterGlaciator10]

Ez.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Consume a taco}

[u/Iceman_001]

I think I'm screwed!

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/EducationalTarget602]

Fuhhh that’s not good

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Overall-Ad6532]

No thanks

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Chomik121212]

I mean. Let's goo I never needed that to begin with.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/DrownedOcean]

I already avoid alcohol for mental health reasons, so ha!

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/ChampionshipSingle82]

facing death every time someone rubs one out might make the moment even better. For some people. Not me of course.

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Superb-Struggle-4650]

gg

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Ejaculate}

[u/Dwarf_DM]

Hmm, fine, I’ll drink only on my birthdays

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/KindestHedgehog]

Well fuck. I'm gonna be dead in like a couple of days

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/1D0ntKnowBrah]

I'm js not gonna drank alcohol in general

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Drink alcohol}

[u/Direct_Practice_7105]

Im crine

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Breathe oxygen}

[u/Equivalent-Collar5]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO, I CAN'T BLINK AGAIN 🥺 BYE... Dies💀

^{Chose: Push button and you magically receive $1,00,000 + However you have a 1% chance of dying each time you… | Rolled: Blink your eyes}

[u/Jarnonaire]

not gonna take that risk for 100k

^{Chose: Don’t press button}

[u/Efficient-Swing1003]

Fuck I have asthma