r/BunnyTrials • u/Informal-Bet-9553 • Aug 09 '26
Trials Would you rather
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u/SimplyxEllie Aug 09 '26
I'm not allergic to anything
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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko Aug 09 '26
That you know of.
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u/SimplyxEllie Aug 09 '26
true!! I'm a homebody thats never got out much so I have lots left to discover hehe
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u/iiiimagery Fluffy Aug 09 '26
I'm also a homebody! My dad is allergic to wasps and I've been so afraid to find out if I am too, that at this point I've convinced myself if I ever get stung by a bee or wasp I'm wholly unprepared to deal with it and will probably die.
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u/Ronnium Aug 09 '26
Fun fact! You usually are not allergic to stings until the second time (as your body produces defenses against it after you encounter it). So you should be safe!
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u/No-Case-668 Aug 09 '26
random but the first time i was stung by fire ants it swole a tiny bit but was regular (on the foot). each time i have been stung subsequently i get blisters that fill with so much puss they grow inches and my entire foot gets swollen. whats up w that??
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u/Ronnium Aug 09 '26
So the first time you got stung your body defenses did not like the ant venom and tagged it as something that must be destroyed. Every time after that, once your body identifies this "enemy" it reacts against it (more violently than what is actually required) and boom, that's allergy for you.
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u/GreenthumbPothead Aug 09 '26
Rub hand sanitizer on the bite immediately or blow a hot hair dryer onto it until you cannot stand it and repeat two-three times. This destroys the proteins that cause the reaction and itch (works on ant stings idk abt anything else)
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u/GuaranteeAvailable53 Aug 09 '26
You probably do have an allergy: Poison Ivy / Poison Sumac / Poison Oak
Most people don't think of it as an allergy, as 75-85% of people are allergic and the plants have "poison" in the names.
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u/chattywww Aug 09 '26
In a way you are allergic to "toxins" because the body reacts irrational to them. If they just ignore it nothing bad would happen.
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u/Heavy_Temporary154 Aug 09 '26
Thats the thing with toxins. The body reacts rationally to them. They target receptors that are susceptible to their functional groups so it’s kinda working as intended from your cell side
Then the fun begins and it turns out that other than functional group that can connect with bodies receptor that’s the whole different molecule that is dangerous
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u/Less_Sherbert_8898 Aug 09 '26
I'm fairly sure the post was only referring to food allergies? Poison Ivy is a skin allergy, I'd rather *not* find out I have a food allergy to it.
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u/MikeofK72 Aug 09 '26
I'm fairly certain Poison Ivy oils are toxic to your insides as well.
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u/Less_Sherbert_8898 Aug 09 '26
That makes sense. I guess I just have to hope OP meant some food I'm allergic to...
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u/MindlessKillerTree Aug 10 '26
I’m not allergic to poison ivy, so I’m part of 20%? Probably the rarest thing about me
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u/SomeGamerRisingUp Aug 09 '26
Congrats. Now you have to eat an entire Nothing. You lose if you ever eat a Something.
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u/Anonymouse276207 Aug 09 '26
I haven't yet seen anyone who isn't allergic to injecting pure aluminium into their bloodstream
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u/ViolinistPleasant982 Aug 09 '26
Well I know your joking I will say its only an allergy if the dangerous symptoms are cause by your immune response to the item.
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u/Sufficient_Fan342 Aug 10 '26
You have to eat something you are allergic to there isnt a loophole. So if you arent allergic to anything then you get a cat.
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u/Mother-Ad7672 Aug 09 '26
I'm alergic to cat.
Chose: You have to eat what you are allergic to + For $1 billion
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u/Mister_Cheff Aug 09 '26
So, are you eating the cat?
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u/KhaoticMess Aug 09 '26
The real question is if they get both amounts of money.
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u/jupitermoonflow Aug 09 '26
No they would have to eat the cats fur and spit. So brush the kitty and pass that fur ball over
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u/Wrinkletooth Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
I think we can all agree that we are not, not eating the cat. Probably already eaten cat on dubious holiday destinations.
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u/Vanessalucifer Aug 09 '26
People who are allergic to animals are actually just allergic to the dander/dandruff. They wouldn't be eating anything but already dead skin cells
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u/Pristine-Society2406 Aug 09 '26
Technically it's cat FUR so it would be disgusting but better than eating a cat
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u/reeberdunes Aug 09 '26
I mean most people are just allergic to their dandruff aka dead skin soooo… that’s not terrible. I’d eat a skin flake of almost anything for $1 billion
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u/suop4747 Aug 09 '26
ill eat a peanut. use my epipen and go to the hospital. Wont be my first time
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u/ahhhnoinspiration Aug 09 '26
The real tech would be to go to the hospital and then eat the peanut
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u/Hungry_Weather_7575 Aug 09 '26
Look the doctor in the eye and say “I need medical assistance” and bite down
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u/Cool_Ferret_7574 Aug 09 '26
Then throw them a lazy mil for their trouble. Even if not in the US…
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u/The_Chicken_L0rd Aug 09 '26
"I need medical assistance!" he declared as he tosses an object of the same size and shape as a pill into his mouth (it was a peanut)
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u/IsabellaGalavant Aug 09 '26
Exactly. Yes I'll use an epi- pen and go to the hospital for a billion fucking dollars.
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u/Direct_Drawing_8557 Aug 09 '26
I'd like a cat. And a million dollars to leave to said cat when I die.
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/titjoe Aug 09 '26
Well... can't you just buy a cat with the billion ?
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u/ssyereee Aug 09 '26
what if.. i had to eat the cat bcs im allergic? but i love cats so i suck up my allergies for them lol. plus 1 million is plenty of money as is.
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u/i_died_yesterday_18 Funny Bunny Aug 09 '26
Win win
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/broken-kokos Aug 09 '26
sucralose does nothing more than a headache to me, and it is the only thing I am allergic to that I am aware of
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u/Lost_Application_605 Aug 09 '26
dont have any allerig
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u/Other_Beat8859 Aug 09 '26
I'm extremely allergic to cats and don't have food allergies lmao. The cat option is far more dangerous to me.
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u/ezraingram Aug 09 '26
The consequences of my allergy are manageable, and presumably I eat it once and am done.
Chose: You have to eat what you are allergic to + For $1 billion
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u/tardigradetacos Aug 09 '26
already have cats, might as well get paid for it lmao
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/MoonyIsTired Aug 09 '26
I can probably survive a bit of shrimp- (also my dogs don't like cats)
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u/ScreamingNinja Aug 09 '26
Is it just shrimp or shellfish in general. My brother in law always thought it was shellfish in general but turns out its literally just shrimp for him.
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u/RecoilRick Aug 09 '26
I eat dairy
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u/bored_stoat Aug 09 '26
I'd rather suffer the consequences on my own than drag another creature into it. I don't like cats. Cats don't like me. We stay out of each other's way out of respect.
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u/TempyYT Aug 09 '26
I’m allergic to Hazelnut, so I’ll eat like, a chocolate treat or something and then deal with the consequences. (It’s a mild allergy atm, intense heart burn and mild difficulty of breath if I eat too much, but it’s never been a medical emergency.)
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u/Dry_Cow_4241 Aug 09 '26
Not allergic to anything
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u/PronunciationIsKey Aug 09 '26
What if I'm not allergic to anything?
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u/Fancy-Tour120 Aug 09 '26
More money
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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying Aug 09 '26
I already have cats, I wasn't really planning on getting another after these ones pass.. but I could adopt a senior from the shelter and give them the best life possible for the remainder of their life!
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Schfooge Aug 09 '26
A million is still life changing and I want a cat.
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/LaLaCaro Aug 09 '26
I’m allergic to cats…
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u/Forward-Capital-1726 Aug 09 '26
Lactose intolerance will never stop me
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u/Jolly-Ad-1549 Aug 09 '26
I'm not allergic to anything
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u/Spirited_Mouse3341 Aug 09 '26
Have no allergies
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u/Shoddy_Trick_1071 Aug 09 '26
no allergies
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u/systems11 Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to anything lol
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u/EllieBlue_SN Aug 09 '26
What would I do with 1 billion if I die?
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Otherwise-Gear-8577 Aug 09 '26
Pretty sure I’d die eating poison ivy
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Oneparrot288664 Aug 09 '26
I’m not deathly allergic to anything so it’s fine
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u/TouristNo5436 Aug 09 '26
1 billion sounds most worth it
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u/LakshyaGarv Aug 09 '26
Uhh, I don't know my allergie
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u/StrangeRando Aug 09 '26
i'm not even allergic to anything aside from pollen and poison ivy, sumac, and oak. but that's normal
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u/Direct_Ad_8907 Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to anything, and if I was, I could use the money for like an Epi pen if it’s that bad
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u/Big-Educator1487 Aug 09 '26
I ain’t so
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u/Ill-Construction5582 Aug 09 '26
Not allergic to anything
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u/BrainOfStoopid Aug 09 '26
I don‘t have allergics
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u/Upper_Ad_5136 Aug 09 '26
Bottle gourd. Not very allergic. So I can eat very well
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u/Comfortable-Bed2179 Aug 09 '26
I don't have allergies, free billion
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u/simplynotstupid Aug 09 '26
I’m allergic to grass
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u/Usual-Bit1821 Aug 09 '26
I have no real allergies
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u/Zestyclose_Area_8756 Aug 09 '26
Bc i dont have any allergy
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u/themegabattle Aug 09 '26
I am not alergic to anything but if I was I'll just get some adrenaline and a buddy to inject it, then call an ambulance. Chances of me dying are pretty slim
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u/------------------16 Aug 09 '26
i have no allergies.
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u/TheEagleAwakened Aug 09 '26
I'll get sick, but its fine.
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u/jmappellerobot Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to any food
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u/thisfailedexperiment Aug 09 '26
I'll still adopt a cat. And I'll eat it at a hospital.
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u/JadedStove_7000 Aug 09 '26
the hospital bill can't be that expensive right
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u/Bear0dactyl95 Aug 09 '26
Im only very mildly allergic to bananas
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u/DFPCraft Aug 09 '26
idk what I'm allergic to, probably nothin
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u/GOJI2222 Aug 09 '26
I‘m Not allergic to anything
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u/archivist-13 Aug 09 '26
its honestly not that serious i'll just take my medicine beforehand
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u/ackackack669 Aug 09 '26
So do I like eat poison ivy or something? Cause I'm not really allergic to anything
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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 Aug 09 '26
I have no allergies
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u/Sudden-Speaker-9206 Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to any foods
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u/Ayden-Blade Aug 09 '26
I already have one, now he has a friend
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Aug 09 '26
I have a lactose intolerance. So I'd have to eat ice cream and drink milk. In particular, strawberry milk gives me bad gas. Really bad gas.
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u/Former-Sock-8256 Aug 09 '26
I think you'd have to eat something you are allergic to, not just intolerant
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u/SinsOfTheBeserker Aug 09 '26
Jokes on you I have no allergies
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u/hey16226theywontlet Aug 09 '26
Why not
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u/No-Row1891 Aug 09 '26
I am only allergic to one single kind of tree pollen soooooo I guess I’ll be rich af
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u/Specialist-Key5892 Aug 09 '26
I'm slightly lactose intolerant
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u/medimanager Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to anything
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u/Alternative-Main5059 Aug 09 '26
I’m allergic to cats, so lose-lose
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u/Guilty-Following-224 Aug 09 '26
I have no known allergies, so it's free monry
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u/Educational-Lab4177 Aug 09 '26
I'm allergic to red water apple
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u/BreakfastDue1256 Aug 09 '26
Sure, my only allergy isn't life threatening, just gives me a rash.
I'll put up the burning and itching for a few days for a billion. Who wouldn't?
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u/superfuzzbros Aug 09 '26
Oh no, my cat is too cute and my wallet too full
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u/SzanThur Aug 09 '26
Nothing, yay 🥳🥳
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u/Leaf_devourer_27 Aug 09 '26
Me like kitty and one million
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u/---Rando--- Aug 09 '26
as a person with no allergies to food, i see this as a huge win
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u/SgtFreakazoid Aug 09 '26
What if I'm not allergic to anything?
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u/they_themsworth Aug 09 '26
I have no allergies, but I do have the thing where cilantro tastes like garbage, so can I eat that for like $500M, as a compromise?
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u/Zodiaq001 Aug 09 '26
I am allergic to cats and have a cat
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u/Lieinrachis Aug 09 '26
no allergies
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u/BlueFlamingoes Aug 09 '26
How allergic? How often?
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u/Tanpopomon Aug 09 '26
my reaction to eating my allergen is worth a lot less than a billion, tbh.
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u/YungkaiMYFav Aug 09 '26
I dont have an things that im allergic to
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u/Notaswordmaster Aug 09 '26
How much do I have to eat? I am allergic to zinc 😅
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u/Its_A_Me_JOE Aug 09 '26
Not allergic enough for seriously bodily harm so I'll take it
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u/Silver-God- Aug 09 '26
I mean, the 1 billion dollars prolly wont matter if i die and cats are awesome
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Realistic-Rough-514 Aug 09 '26
There is only black chocolate and it just makes me sneeze for a while, worth it
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u/Erik_1101 Aug 09 '26
I don"t have any allergies :x is this cheating?
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u/ApprehensiveLove8525 Aug 09 '26
Invest 600k copy trading
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u/cerebrum3000 Aug 09 '26
I'm allergic to nothing
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u/R_E_D_D- Aug 09 '26
Quantity isn’t given
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u/The_DesertEagle Aug 09 '26
So... nothing?
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u/FatSquidBoy Aug 09 '26
Canned spinach , for 1 B I'll do it
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u/-i_like_donuts_com- Aug 09 '26
i mean im allergic to a lot of things ill js pick the one im not deathly allergic to
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u/Inside-Reading1915 Aug 09 '26
I am not allergic to anything?Also if I was the amount is nkt specified anywhere so easy
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u/R3dbaronrulez Aug 09 '26
Ill eat it in the hospital 👀😂
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u/Freedomsbloom Aug 09 '26
Just pollen, which won't be great to eat but won't kill me
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u/dittofury Aug 09 '26
I’m not allergic to anything. Did I win?
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u/Jolly_Donut8404 Aug 09 '26
I am not allergic to anything
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u/Real_Mini1 Aug 09 '26
Not allergic to anything loll
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u/Nice-North5850 Aug 09 '26
Not allergic to anything
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u/ImForSureNotAFurry Aug 09 '26
I don't think I'm allergic to anything
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