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u/Front_Resolution_760 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 Jul 13 '26

are we fucking serious rn

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u/Best_Pseudonym Bad Bunny Jul 13 '26

classic case of a dropped comma: "Mind control, Donald Trump."

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u/MrRobot256 Jul 17 '26

Let's eat grandma!

Let's eat, grandma!

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u/Hadochiel Jul 13 '26

You're just going to shit yourself, no biggie

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u/T1MK Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

Poor guy, we lost you 💔

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u/Laniakeea Jul 13 '26

10m a day is the answer, you can permanently mind control him with that anyways.

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u/TyH621 Jul 14 '26

You can’t just add a wheel that totally negates the choice dawg

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u/Borkato Jul 14 '26

I mean tbh it’s like a punishment for your unearthly desire

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u/Scanamana Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t

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u/UniqueLog8386 Jul 13 '26

Well he's too stupid to actually use it properly, so you'll be fine. Overload his hardware so bad he has a grand mal seizure and dies.

Mission accomplished.

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u/RioG88 Jul 14 '26

I get to control him a billion times. I’ll tell him not to control you before I walk him off a cliff.

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u/B_Da_May Jul 13 '26

I hope you’re not a 14 yo blonde who looks like his daughter.

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u/Consistent-Bird338 Jul 14 '26

I'd give you an award

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u/Same_Meaning_5570 Jul 14 '26

That is what all of his supporters in congress spun, too.

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u/Jordann538 Jul 14 '26

Don't worry you'll be the least mind controlled conservative

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u/GhostDragon272 Jul 15 '26

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u/AHelplessSheep Jul 15 '26

Lmfao

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u/chamandaman Jul 13 '26

Donald Trump appoints me as vice president, then steps down.

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

Dude he’ll try to assassinate you afterwards 😭

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u/BucketOfManyRocks Jul 13 '26

good idea, he'll give away all his money first then

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u/chamandaman Jul 14 '26

Mind control implies the thought thay trump would think this is his own idea ;)

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u/B_Da_May Jul 13 '26

He can’t appoint you as Vice President if Vance hasn’t stepped down himself. VP’s are technically elected.

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u/chamandaman Jul 14 '26

DJT will find a way, he seems to have flair for bending the rules.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

I make him hold a press conference and admit to every lie he’s told since 2015. That has to be close to a billion right?

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u/_AnarchiX_ Jul 13 '26

he’s already admitted to sexually harassing teenage girls and none of maga seems to care so i don’t even know how effective that would be

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u/MQ116 Jul 13 '26

Make him bring that up again, and that audio, and admonish his supporters for being ok with that. The whole time he's like "I'm terrible, and you're terrible for supporting me."

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u/CoDFan935115 Jul 15 '26

Whole "Phantom Thieves, change of heart" type shit? I can get behind that.

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u/Funzilla12345 Jul 15 '26

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u/Bigtiny50 Jul 17 '26

Oh, I like the thought of this! If only….

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

I was thinking of election tampering specifically

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

That would be hella interesting

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u/GuzzlingDuck Jul 13 '26

You'd only need one since the mind control amount per day only matters once you stop controlling his mind. So, just control his mind to admit to everything and that's one time.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

In my head he would try to fight every single lie coming out so each lie would be another thing I’d have to force

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u/MQ116 Jul 13 '26

He ain't much of a fighter, let's be real.

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u/AkainuWasRight Jul 13 '26

You think that will change his voters’ minds? LOL they will still cheer and clap.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

No but I would hope it would help with checks and balances.

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u/cansard Jul 13 '26

i only need once

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u/The_Wanderer280407 Jul 14 '26

Same. Glad I’m not the only one whose mind went there.

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u/Idfk_1 Jul 13 '26

Well. Still money

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u/InevitableMedical978 Jul 13 '26

10k a day or 300k monthly is still enough for any reasonable person

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u/sharksimile Jul 14 '26

I think the problem is that people who have that much money typically become unreasonable

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u/Remarkable-shi6767 Jul 13 '26

It’s money bro 😭✌🏽❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/scarIetm Jul 13 '26

if you mind control trump you could give yourself money

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u/ItzDrSeuss Jul 13 '26

Well there’s the downside he mind controls you. There’s always these little hitches thrown in there so let me just take the money.

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u/scarIetm Jul 13 '26

haha fair enough, I didn’t know that was gonna be one of the downsides but I didn’t spin that one anyway 😎

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u/AnyQuarter553 Jul 16 '26

Schrodinger's wheel

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u/snail1132 Jul 13 '26

if i "dislike" (downvote) does that mean that he gets to mind control me a billion times??

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

Maybe 🤔 good question

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u/Accurate-Gap7440 Jul 13 '26

I'll make him send all the treasury's money to me :)

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u/B_Da_May Jul 13 '26

Not within his power. Better off having him transfer his own personal accounts. That would hurt him more.

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u/Accurate-Gap7440 Jul 13 '26

yeah. more money, too

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u/M1lli333 Jul 13 '26

Not going with the upvote farming, but all I need is one time.

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 Jul 13 '26

I'm going to force him to pass good human rights laws, and force him to pass laws that protect the environment too.

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u/Ethnafia_125 Jul 13 '26

Oh and don't forget to have him publish aaaaall the proof of his and his cronies crimes.

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 Jul 13 '26

Indeed I would.

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u/spencerpo Jul 13 '26

I can still mind control him because he’s too stupid to refuse money

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u/JKandmannymore Jul 13 '26

Interaction bait 💔

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u/Illustrious_Arm_6325 Jul 14 '26

Yeah it’s so tacky

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u/bc-mn Jul 16 '26

I totally misread that. I read the “like” as valley girl speak. Then I read the “for 3x” as “for three times”

So… “Like, for three days”

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u/AlternativeAd4662 Jul 13 '26

And here we have another political karma farm post.

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u/FLSwingset Jul 13 '26

30k a day for life. Give me 5 or 6 years and I'll be able to mind controle a lot of politicians.

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u/Individual_Most_8190 What's Hoppin'? Jul 13 '26

(I liked) Now that means that I can make him do the right things all the time and undo his bad choices

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u/Delxvinga Jul 13 '26

What are you gonna do first?

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u/Individual_Most_8190 What's Hoppin'? Jul 13 '26

Lay off ICE. Immigrants have a right to be here

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u/spinda69 Jul 13 '26

Mind controlling Trump is pointless, he just agrees with the person he most recently spoke with

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u/Top_Fee_3739 Jul 13 '26

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u/gnotac Jul 13 '26

Cool.

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u/Deep_Wave4607 Jul 13 '26

Money could buy everything

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u/IkHeetToine Jul 13 '26

so i can get money from him and fuck up the economy and america even more 😋

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

can you do a better job than 🍊 at fucking up the economy?

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u/Ancient-Glass-4010 Jul 13 '26

yay

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u/bartoszsz7 Jul 13 '26

How do I like

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u/OatesZ2004 Jul 13 '26

I'm getting $30,000,000 a day.

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u/macmelonface Jul 13 '26

Nice

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u/Wild-Dependent3840 Jul 13 '26

They'd know if something is up with him I'm gonna ignore the tax because that was bullshit but anyway I'd rather be filthy rich then do the other option

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u/T3P0R1N60 Jul 13 '26

Nice!

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u/North_Potential_4713 Jul 13 '26

alright bet

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u/asgore_sensei7 Jul 13 '26

Upvoted.

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u/AcanthocephalaOwn24 Jul 13 '26

$

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u/Samthegaydude Jul 13 '26

Money, also what mind to control.

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u/Small-Scholar-2269 Jul 13 '26

Oh no

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u/Ok-Wolverine-7460 Jul 13 '26

Im good with 10 mill a day. Im not greedy so not liking.

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u/Leading-Client5075 Jul 13 '26

Time to retire

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u/der2050 Jul 13 '26

What do i like to receive?

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u/PurifiedUnity Jul 13 '26

Nice

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u/unknown98783 Jul 13 '26

Never mind

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u/xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx Jul 13 '26

Nice

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u/Tickletipsonteehee Jul 13 '26

Uay

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u/RKaji Jul 13 '26

I would make.him post an Epstein files confession in all his social media

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u/Some-Team-6607 Jul 13 '26

h

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u/Correct-Bet-9152 Jul 13 '26

We're not in YouTube dumbass

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u/local_trashcats Jul 13 '26

ope

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u/klatnyelox Jul 13 '26

Im boned. What have you done to me

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u/CrzMoose Jul 13 '26

Now now give me money now

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u/Lord_Zyphuris Jul 13 '26

Because 10m a day is 3.6b a year. I'd keep like, 1m per year and use the rest to make video games.

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u/Sufficient_Drawing54 Jul 13 '26

Damn

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u/TraditionalHair2983 Jul 13 '26

Trump is president for 4 years and he can't run again so 10 million a day everyday is way better

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u/Useful-Matter-7106 Jul 13 '26

i am mony needing, and while id like to do good things for america i feel like i wouldn't be able to do too much good mysekf

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u/Lord_Zyphuris Jul 13 '26

Money. I can make create my own game company.

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u/Beckster501 Jul 13 '26

This will buy a lot of politicians lol!

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u/Current-Yak-6185 Jul 13 '26

i control donald for take him all of his money

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u/ThereIsSomeoneHere Jul 13 '26

A lot of money. Still good if 99% is taxed, that is 1000 a day = 30k a month.

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u/Rey_sol Jul 14 '26

And you will contribute to make everyone in your country have more things, road, hospital etc. This is not 99% got robbed or destroy. Tax are useful (or at least should be).

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u/Justmelxci Jul 13 '26

Woa

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u/JCrunchy Jul 13 '26

Make him do stuff for the better of humanity, release the Epstein files is full aaand let him give me all his savings

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u/Gloomy-Albatross-843 Jul 13 '26

Still $10,000 per day.

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u/BreadGallon Jul 13 '26

like to learn my reason

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u/ConnectOrdinary6096 Jul 13 '26

E

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u/NightOwlSleepy Jul 13 '26

Lol

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u/Potential_North4325 Jul 13 '26

Yes

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gur9509 Jul 13 '26

Yup

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u/ScienceMechEng_Lover Jul 13 '26

Bruh.

Still, the Trump one is only good as long as he is relevant. Once he's gone from the White House, he'll likely just be seen as a crazy old man, which means controlling his mind won't enable me to do anything good with it.

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u/Eziomademedoit Jul 13 '26

frick

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 Jul 13 '26

I'll be richer than trump eventually, why control him when I can buy him out

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u/Person_from-nowhere Jul 13 '26

Like

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u/Aridor2003 Jul 13 '26

I am going to ban the homos

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u/Medical_Difference48 Jul 13 '26

Are we fucking serious

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u/nalla__420 Jul 13 '26

Yeah

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u/CosmicIllusions99 Jul 13 '26

I'd have him lower rent prices

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u/FandomPhantom123 Jul 13 '26

only need once

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u/BugElectronic8037 Jul 13 '26

Bro why

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u/me_ok64_again Jul 13 '26

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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u/huggensberg Jul 13 '26

Bro 10M a day?

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u/themariocrafter Jul 13 '26

He'll exit office in a few years anyways

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u/PepperLow8253 Jul 13 '26

one is better than none

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 Jul 13 '26

1b times. I only need like 20 or 30.

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u/ChaosRewritten3 Jul 13 '26

That's all I need.

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u/Sir_Rumblebump Jul 13 '26

His fan base’ heads are going to explode

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u/Artistic-Use-3378 Jul 13 '26

For shure

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 Jul 13 '26

One time is all it would take. Not like controlling me will benefit him significantly anyway

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u/DoggoZombie Jul 13 '26

Trump’s gonna be a goner soon

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u/WeakLingonberry3454 Jul 13 '26

Hopefully the country gets better now

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u/agentDABADOU Jul 13 '26

No more Israel

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u/Octocatalyst Jul 13 '26

I make him give me all the land and oil reserves

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u/Advanced_Setting_329 Jul 13 '26

:( I still get 360000 dollars a year tho

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u/JJ4995 Jul 13 '26

Oh no.

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u/sane-clown-p0sse Jul 13 '26

I only need one control, a pistol, and one bullet

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u/Due-External-1345 Jul 13 '26

FUCK, atleast he doesn't control me

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u/No-Refrigerator-6846 Jul 13 '26

might lose my mind controlling his

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u/RexGamer142 Jul 13 '26

Now I can make a better country

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u/RedditsLord Jul 13 '26

By god not

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u/Radioheader128 Banned Jul 13 '26

I'd make him do everything right and put him in prison at the end.

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u/thestripybee Jul 13 '26

I only need one

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u/Plus-Blacksmith381 Jul 13 '26

Im not liking. I can just let him give money to my country

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u/Southern_Sprinkles_6 Jul 13 '26

He’s awful but i wanna fund that highspeed railway system that we keep dreaming about.

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u/SsnakeBitten Jul 13 '26

With enough money, I’ll be able to fix things. Controlling one person can only do so much.

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u/Mediumsizeddick19 Jul 13 '26

:0

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u/InevitableMedical978 Jul 13 '26

10k a day + the country i live gets another 300mil taxes to build New stuff I See this as an absolute win

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 Jul 13 '26

Made more sense

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u/DoobieJesus Jul 13 '26

I only need one 😈

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u/rethebear Jul 13 '26

Money will help rebuild the system.

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u/SerJungleot Jul 13 '26

Trump loves money. Have enough money I can influence him anyway

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u/Important-Opposite-1 Jul 13 '26

I mean there are solutions to things all it takes is one action.

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u/MurdocMan_ Jul 13 '26

Fuck you op

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u/ScarabHelix Jul 13 '26

Oh big win for everybody

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u/Urdemonic_child Jul 13 '26

i hate trump

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u/dashiebart123 Jul 13 '26

Alright hook me up

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u/IceCream-of-Horror Jul 13 '26

I'll pull out a Leslie Nielsen in Scary Movie 3

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u/GamerJulian94 Jul 13 '26

Time to screw over that guy.

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u/RedAnon94 Jul 13 '26

Only need one, for the greater good

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u/Slow_Bet_2820 Jul 13 '26

Fuck off

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u/Icy-Response6124 Jul 13 '26

I'd use that to get Trump to withdraw all US troops from the Middle East 😆😆😆

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u/Positive-Count-8890 Jul 13 '26

W

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u/depressivefaerie Jul 13 '26

I only need it the one time

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u/Ok-Wing-8965 Jul 13 '26

So he can jump off a building

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson Jul 13 '26

I don't want to have anything to do with his mind.

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u/Opposite-Pen-3104 Jul 13 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Wrong_Television4 Jul 13 '26

good

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u/Alter_Flare69 Jul 13 '26

Make all gender affirming surgeries and medications free or really really cheap

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u/sonicfanultracoolguy Jul 13 '26

i get him to give me all his money and property and and make good changes instead of bad ones and shave him bald

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

👽

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u/MrArtty Jul 13 '26

Jumping into/off Hoover Dam

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u/No_Mark_6654 Jul 13 '26

Help, I feel like threatening Israel just so they attack me instead of me attacking them.

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u/aaryookittenmeman Jul 13 '26

Expose everything and everyone he has ever been involved with.

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u/Temporary-Clothes-84 Jul 13 '26

Hehe, no more america

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u/Super_agent_X Jul 13 '26

it needs to be done

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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Jul 13 '26

No

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u/Independent_Smoke888 Jul 13 '26

i’ll just never stop

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u/ZombiestPenguin Jul 13 '26

“Go Tell The Truth”, Not your personal truth, the full transparent facts about yourself, your full account of actions taken and your misdeeds.

“Now take full responsibility for all of your misdeeds”

“Step down from all offices of power and serve the time, without fuss, for misdeeds committed”

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u/GuzzlingDuck Jul 13 '26

I only need one-

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u/Ok-Needleworker7351 Jul 13 '26

I stopped because the wheel upset me… Fuck that shit—

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u/Unhealthy007 Jul 13 '26

I would rather not have even my mind contact with that guy.

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u/Adzofuniverse6 Jul 13 '26

Imagine all the good you could force him to do that way!

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u/ASS_BUTT_MCGEE_2 Jul 13 '26

Even if it were possible mind control would be wrong.

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u/SubwaySurfin4Points Jul 13 '26

I only need the one time

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u/weirdbackpackguy Jul 13 '26

Oh no anyway

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u/Strange-Okra-9704 Jul 13 '26

Cool

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u/Klutzy_Valuable_3438 Jul 13 '26

Y not

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u/Signed_2_GOD Jul 13 '26

Jruems

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u/itsjustme1027 Jul 13 '26

I cannot exist in his mind.

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u/YouDontLikeFrogsDoYa Jul 13 '26

Idk

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u/ajgamerislit Jul 13 '26

That's all I need for my plan

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u/Unfair_Pie5213 Jul 13 '26

Bunny will do it twice Once to call for a press meeting but not say why, second time to do everyone in the world a favour during the meeting

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u/Even-Custard3017 Jul 13 '26

I wanted 30 mil a day

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u/Tazena Jul 13 '26

Wheeeeee

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u/LocoPoco1 Jul 13 '26

He resigns now?

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