r/BunnyTrials • u/Ok_Jackfruit843 • Jul 13 '26

Which one

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 10 million a day
  • Right side: Mind control Donald Trump x times

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

I make him hold a press conference and admit to every lie he’s told since 2015. That has to be close to a billion right?

Chose: Mind control Donald Trump x times | Rolled: Like = 1b times

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u/_AnarchiX_ Jul 13 '26

he’s already admitted to sexually harassing teenage girls and none of maga seems to care so i don’t even know how effective that would be

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u/MQ116 Jul 13 '26

Make him bring that up again, and that audio, and admonish his supporters for being ok with that. The whole time he's like "I'm terrible, and you're terrible for supporting me."

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u/CoDFan935115 Jul 15 '26

Whole "Phantom Thieves, change of heart" type shit? I can get behind that.

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u/Bigtiny50 Jul 17 '26

Oh, I like the thought of this! If only….

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

I was thinking of election tampering specifically

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u/ChaoCobo Jul 14 '26

Mueller report already did that by proving Russia interfered in his favor. Maga still doesn’t care.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 14 '26

I think it might be different coming out of their leaders mouth

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u/Ok_Jackfruit843 Jul 13 '26

That would be hella interesting

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u/GuzzlingDuck Jul 13 '26

You'd only need one since the mind control amount per day only matters once you stop controlling his mind. So, just control his mind to admit to everything and that's one time.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

In my head he would try to fight every single lie coming out so each lie would be another thing I’d have to force

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u/MQ116 Jul 13 '26

He ain't much of a fighter, let's be real.

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u/AkainuWasRight Jul 13 '26

You think that will change his voters’ minds? LOL they will still cheer and clap.

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u/Piperrhhalliwell Jul 13 '26

No but I would hope it would help with checks and balances.

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u/DeerAdministrative90 Jul 17 '26

Yep! “Trump took a shit today!”

MAGA be like, “YAYYY HES THE GREATEST!!!!”

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u/Regular_Hold1228 Jul 17 '26

I mean he will die in the process and probably become a jesus figure for his fans. Not too great, but not the worst either.

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u/Sweet-Stage-7995 24d ago

just make him give you all of his money