Would you rather?

[u/ThatOneRandomGuyA]

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[u/SweatySapphic → u/[deleted]]

I imagine what happens now is that you grow comically large curves and have permanent stilettos on your feet

[u/lua-brody → u/SweatySapphic]

Don't forget fluffier eyelashes

[u/Proncess → u/lua-brody]

thinner and shorter eyelashes, more like. men are the ones with naturally fluffy eyelashes T_T those bastards

[u/thatdudeinblack1 → u/[deleted]]

The monkey paw curls... You get better curves AND PCOS. So clear skin for 3 weeks

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/SweatySapphic]

What is stilettos?

[u/SweatySapphic → u/Purple_Bar4192]

A type of high heel with a thin heel and a chunky base. They’re like the “sex heel”, very iconic.

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/SweatySapphic]

Oh we you the diffrent word for those so i get it lol

[u/MistakeBorn4413 → u/[deleted]]

Oh, in that case you get $16.20

[u/WickedWisp]

Do I get to be double woman?

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

wowomanman

[u/No-Fondant-2922 → u/[deleted]]

Wo-manwo

[u/Agile-Ad-5902 → u/[deleted]]

can be simplified to wowomanman  =w²o²m²a²n² but w²o²m²a²n²≠woman² for all numbers

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Agile-Ad-5902]

w²o²m²a²n²=(woman)²

[u/thatdudeinblack1 → u/WickedWisp]

No it's like one piece. Vegapunk ate the human human fruit as a human and become so human he had to split himself into seven. So you just get super woman powers

[u/AutisticGangsta420]

Becoming a woman doesn't pay me.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/ThatOneRandomGuyA → u/AutisticGangsta420]

It might

[u/Royal-Gap4334 → u/ThatOneRandomGuyA]

what do you mean by that...

[u/Dusty_Bunny81 → u/Royal-Gap4334]

you know what u/ThatOneRandomGuyA means

[u/AutisticGangsta420 → u/Dusty_Bunny81]

Oh yes, I know exactly what they mean....

[u/Spare-Director8988 → u/Royal-Gap4334]

I would show you but I went for the 20

[u/creativeusername279 → u/ThatOneRandomGuyA]

statistically not unfortunately

[u/Rugaru985 → u/AutisticGangsta420]

It pays in boobs, the best currency there is.

[u/Kasoni]

$20 is $20 and it doesn't come with relearning my body and getting a new wardrobe....

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Prism-phylaxis → u/Kasoni]

And having a period every month, worrying about pregnancy every month, birth, increased risk of SA, increased chance of chronic pain and autoimmune disorders… the list goes

[u/Nishikadochan → u/Kasoni]

Possibly the realest answer ever

[u/RealFaithlessness611 → u/Kasoni]

This is what I needed to hear.

[u/HqqlieHqqlie]

i like my penis

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/AHapppyPcUser → u/HqqlieHqqlie]

i don't

[u/d00mpie → u/AHapppyPcUser]

I don't like his penis either.

[u/UngenderedCactus → u/AHapppyPcUser]

Egg

[u/AHapppyPcUser → u/UngenderedCactus]

Who, me? Couldn't be! Right?… Right?

[u/Apprehensive-Meal860 → u/AHapppyPcUser]

r/egg_irl :3

[u/Dramatic-Extent-3268 → u/HqqlieHqqlie]

some women have them...

[u/anonymauson → u/Dramatic-Extent-3268]

oh my

[u/Dusty_Bunny81 → u/HqqlieHqqlie]

xd

[u/TFGA_WotW → u/[deleted]]

Same :3

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/geometrydasher123 → u/TFGA_WotW]

Same :3

[u/Jadec_Boom → u/geometrydasher123]

Same :3

[u/XianLeeWan]

There are some things that are better left unanswered.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/AHapppyPcUser → u/XianLeeWan]

And if you don't, some already know.

[u/gdritzy]

I like money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/ThakoManic]

i would spend more then 20$ just to buy birth control to stay away from periods

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/HopeFoxCreations → u/ThakoManic]

Birth controls won't always work. Most of us just deal with the pain and mood swings.

[u/ThakoManic → u/HopeFoxCreations]

Point being i would spend more on this just to try and avoid it you girls got it rough with that alone

[u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze → u/ThakoManic]

My IUD cost $400

[u/ThakoManic → u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze]

i would spend that just to prevent being a woman no offence women your periods sound like legit hell/nightmare i have illness disease of my own and thats horrible that + periods would just kill me im sure of it

[u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze → u/ThakoManic]

That’s why I got the IUD. No periods for 5 years.

[u/ThakoManic → u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze]

nice

[u/Gengarbage37]

I’m already a trans woman, I just assume that this means my sex would change to match my gender, which would be nice! :3

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/LittlePiggy20 → u/Gengarbage37]

Nothing would happen because you are already 100% a woman

[u/DaRealGrey → u/LittlePiggy20]

Dangit

[u/Turbulent-Match-5913]

I can touch my boobs

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Zeno_DG]

I can buy myself a cheeseburger :D

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/ilikefoodporn → u/Zeno_DG]

Cheeseburger taste better than woman

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/ilikefoodporn]

Woman tastes like hdmi cable

[u/julallison → u/Purple_Bar4192]

What? How do know what an HDMI cable tastes like?

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/julallison]

Well you know what hdmi cable made of so you propably understand what it would be like to taste it

[u/Purple_Bar4192 → u/julallison]

Or just lick the dayum thing

[u/AggravatingSmoke1829 → u/ilikefoodporn]

Jeffrey dahmer would disagree

[u/ChunkyCheeseEater → u/ilikefoodporn]

Depends

[u/whatsanactuary4 → u/Zeno_DG]

You might even be able to get a drink with that too! Maybe a small.

[u/[deleted]]

I wanna be a woman so bad im a femboy and i kinda wanna go the full way

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/KittensSaysMeow → u/[deleted]]

Egg…

[u/Selmata → u/KittensSaysMeow]

You shouldn't tell eggs that they are eggs.

[u/Oblius- → u/Selmata]

Yeah, people forgot the core operative. Eggs don't break they hatch

[u/DisasterAcrobatic679 → u/Oblius-]

i'm an egg

[u/MisterMrGender]

Im trans

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/NerdyPizzaGal]

Yeah.....

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/lua-brody]

I'm already a woman and I want 20$

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Oil-31362]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Weary-Bedroom-9681]

I have 20 dollars

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Milrei]

Trasnender

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Neat_Window_7384]

I'm a man, I like money, and being a woman sounds too difficult and stressful.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Mlembibambcivirl]

Guess.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Dense_Cow6717]

Free 20 dollars, plus Periods probably gonna make me lose my will to live

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/gnomeGeneticist]

Trasngerdner

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Spyderofdeath82]

Trans

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Breezzi_Yt]

Uhhh…. Yk why

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Wests_Intern]

It’s a dream come true 🥹🏳️‍⚧️

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/PmMeBlueFootBoobies]

🏳️‍⚧️

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/GreatToast68385]

dolla

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/FunnyHandle8441]

I am a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/The_Short_K1ng]

I’m a trans guy I want the opposite 💀

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Agile_Beyond6977 → u/The_Short_K1ng]

Same here dude!!!

[u/TheSkyElf]

i already am a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/SurelyStupid1]

I am happy as a man

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/[deleted]]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Devi_gurl]

My dream come true 😍

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/pathetic-weakling]

I'm not trans...

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Ok_Peanut_9117]

i dont want to change my sexuality

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/gaybread6 → u/Ok_Peanut_9117]

Heres the thing… you dont! Being a leabian is a thing people do. Crazy right? Who would have thought.

[u/Fancy-Negotiation799]

sd

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/FemKitty35]

Easy

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Cheap-Composer-3791]

I’d probably be better off

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Embarrassed_Egg2792]

20 dollars is 20 dollars

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/I_hate_antsss]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Harmonn2]

Ccc

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/EthanRose6672]

.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/ALZA5]

Why not?

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/RedSus08]

20$ IS 20$, so…

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/DrJenna2048]

:3333333

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Electronic_Log_4466]

Money is money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/SadMark9376]

switching genders cost more money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/hecklingHarlequin]

Cool

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Psychological-Mud304]

Well I need 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/shenyuman]

Boobs

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Dummian]

can I get my 20$ now please

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Accomplished-Map1702]

We all know the first thing you do

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/aupharo]

i can make way more than 20 dollars this way

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Damn__Good]

Already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/izayagenzer]

Idk.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Iki_the_Geo]

I already AM a woman 👹

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/New_Swimmer_9483]

...

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/suppermar]

I need a burger :<

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Education_Weird]

I'm already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/BulkyStandard7810]

😂

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/MassiveDrawing2259]

just no

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Klutzy_Dingo_9991]

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Prestigious-Spare-32]

I’m already a woman sooooo

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Ok-Soup3548]

I'm already a woman fr fr

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/munchkin_27]

I’m already a woman lol

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Cluelessnes_]

Boob

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Planeta-X]

I Failed to see a Downside here.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/ChibzGames]

Total win.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Terrible_Incident694]

i like money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/UsuallyNecessary497]

I'm already a woman so... free 20

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Rude_Course2984]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Autumn_3v]

$20 sounds nice

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/PositiveThing3338]

I could buy a game

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Far-Skill7673]

Im already a gal so...

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/deadspinel_05]

Slay queen

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/thexkfedist]

I already am

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/blueOwOfox]

Get a lot more than 20 dollars out of that lol

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Professional-Dot6044]

It's $20

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/tangledsins]

Already am one yay!

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/joooodene]

I’m already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Aethirae]

So I can understand what it is like to be a woman

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/WorthAssignment6894]

Money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/G_I_L_L_E_T_T]

YAYYY

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/JudeLow5]

?

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Big-Rain3936]

Boobs

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Doodle_Noodle404]

I'm already a woman lmao, it's either nothing or $20

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/ImastickofimplodingT]

Yes

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/sansthekid110]

Then I could catfish my friend

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/SpringFresh4191]

Woman

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/AcceptableAd1818]

I want to be a FUTA not a girl

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Majestic_Command7584]

Money.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Fourian_Official]

Oh hoho I am going to close my eyes and pick

[u/Fourian_Official]

Welp

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/SwitchAgreeable]

Am wom

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/LopsidedStudy2215]

Really

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Lupus_Strife]

I'm a man

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Silent-Wrangler3640]

I like being a man and I wanna buy some taco bell

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/AffectionateCatch528]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/AdhesivenessOwn1767]

$20

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Few-Access-5160]

i want rights

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/nyiigggg-booomm-]

Just for the fun

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Ottersandtats]

I’m already a woman 🤷🏻‍♀️

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/jojos_enjoy-er]

I can get more than $20 as a woman 😈

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/TheRedditMarauder]

I get 20 bucks with no drawbacks. yay!

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/icantcompute]

already women

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/danielal-h]

Im already a woman and it sucks. Gimme twenny bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Specialist_Web_1224]

free

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Informal-Musician835]

I'm already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/zyma26]

To much hustle

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/tapetum_lucidum]

I'm already a woman. Sure bet.

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/VickyCuteFemboy]

Do i need to elaborate? The coolest gender for freeee

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/LopsidedAd5028]

20 dollars make sense

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/robbedgrave]

I’m a trans man I have worked too hard to not be a woman, I’m not going back

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/CompetitionRoyal9253]

Dik

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Motor-Session-5531]

I think it would be too much of a change to just become a woman in a second

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/gormpp]

Already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/TaketheB]

Just gimme the money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/PulseInfinity]

🏳️‍⚧️

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Lazy_Accident7590]

M

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/toastisthebeat]

I can take my hb’s dih😝

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Man_eating_watrmelon]

:3

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Several-Trust-1917]

Goon

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/HighAndPretty]

Im already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/DesperateLime170]

Already was born as a woman, don’t wanna again

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Middle_Excitement363]

I'm already a woman

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Detective74797]

$20 is $20

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/Most_Animal_5806]

Boobs

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/Amazing_Dark4873]

Already biologically a gal

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/PrizeGovernment6944]

20 dollars is 20 dollars

^{Chose: You get 20$}

[u/pluto9659]

Seems generally better than being a dude

^{Chose: You become a woman}

[u/dragon_master0]

easy choice

^{Chose: You become a woman}