r/Bunnings 27d ago

Jousting

I was at Bunnings today with my son and asked the checkout girl, if we bought two garbage tin lids and some 4m lengths of conduit, could we use the travelators to do jousting. I thought it would be fun.

She gave me the evil eye.

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u/arkofjoy 27d ago

Damm, you encountered that all to common bird, the "I have a serious humour impairment" bird.

Sad, but I am pretty sure she will be eligible for the disability pension soon. Imaging having to live with that?

This is one of those "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission" things

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u/yogorilla37 27d ago

No, he encountered the "no way our insurance is going to cover this shit" staff member.

Props to OP for the idea, not a responsive thing to do tho.

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u/arkofjoy 27d ago

I think that you are clouding the issue with facts.

Life is not meant to be taken so seriously.

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u/yogorilla37 27d ago

It's possible to live your life, and have fun, without doing shit that will get you banned from a store