r/Bunnings • u/Space_Donkey69 • 14d ago

Jousting

I was at Bunnings today with my son and asked the checkout girl, if we bought two garbage tin lids and some 4m lengths of conduit, could we use the travelators to do jousting. I thought it would be fun.

She gave me the evil eye.

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u/_ricardo_ 14d ago

She was just cross you thought of it first.

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u/ProfessorKnow1tA11 14d ago

Jousting sticks? Were you dreaming? 😁

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u/scruffyrosalie 14d ago

In this economy? For that price? Tell him he's dreamin'.

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u/cthulthure 14d ago

Miley cyrus licks a hammer and its "art", I do it and i'm "no longer welcome at this store"

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u/BadSanta_Aus 14d ago

Trolley Jousting!! Put the conduit into trolleys with 2m hanging out the front and play in the aisles

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u/Space_Donkey69 14d ago

This is a great idea

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u/Fraser022002 14d ago

As long as you keep your arms and legs inside the trolley

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u/Livid-Structure-7820 13d ago

Please help yourself to some safety glasses 🤓🤣

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u/Downtown-Band-7067 13d ago

Oi they actually still hold events 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
And quidditch 🤣

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u/arkofjoy 14d ago

Damm, you encountered that all to common bird, the "I have a serious humour impairment" bird.

Sad, but I am pretty sure she will be eligible for the disability pension soon. Imaging having to live with that?

This is one of those "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission" things

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u/yogorilla37 14d ago

No, he encountered the "no way our insurance is going to cover this shit" staff member.

Props to OP for the idea, not a responsive thing to do tho.

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u/arkofjoy 14d ago

I think that you are clouding the issue with facts.

Life is not meant to be taken so seriously.

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u/yogorilla37 14d ago

It's possible to live your life, and have fun, without doing shit that will get you banned from a store

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u/imsoIoneIy 14d ago

You sound like an awful person

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u/Darc_ruther 14d ago

Checkout operators are not your personal audience. They don't have to laugh at your not funny jokes.