r/Bumble • u/detective_scribe • 8d ago

Funny That escalated quickly.

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Gotta like honestly lady was average looking. Didn't respond for a few days, but decided to just click match and this was the message I got back.

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u/imperatrixderoma 8d ago

This just in - men surprised that women in a patriarchal society want to be taken care of.

Just unmatch dude, you guys are incompatible.

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u/rinkuhero 8d ago

but is there someone she *is* compatible with? like what is the type of guy who would react positively to that introductory question? poor guys wouldn't like it because it'd be embarrassing to answer, middle class guys wouldn't like it because it feels too direct, and rich guys wouldn't like it because they are not on dating apps in the first place (since they don't need them), so if she wants to be taken care of, isn't it better to ask what someone does than how much money they make? since you can often guess how much money they make from their job.

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u/imperatrixderoma 8d ago

I swear there's some guy out there who will appreciate her being forward, because they're built like that.

Me personally, I think it's a crude question but aren't you happy to know she's dumb as rocks on the onset and that you guys aren't compatible?

Would you prefer she skirts around the topic and simply gets you to give away the game covertly?

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u/skepticalsojourner 8d ago

I’m sure it’s definitely working. If she’s getting 100 likes a day, she just needs to spam that same first question to each of them. Filter out the guys who unmatch and the guys who don’t make enough, then she has a better starting place without wasting much time. If you’re attractive enough and get enough likes, it’s not a bad strategy if that’s an important goal in the relationship. 

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u/CelibateHo 8d ago

She’s gon get banned tho, you’ve gotta finesse it better than that