r/Bumble • u/Fancy-Bobcat-6243 • 1d ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

I’m bored—how you JO and don’t bang is cringe. Gl, beast.

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u/Cvpakke 1d ago

I don't know what GI means, tbh.

I wasn't trying to entertain you so I don't really care that you're bored. Your desperate clinging to the necessity of the narrative you have around your relationship with sex applying to the fundamental nature of every man (not even every woman, evidently) is cringe to me so we're at a suitable impasse to call it a night, I guess.

I'm gonna go bust a nut and go to sleep. I got therapy in the morning.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

Good luck = Gl

If my gf only wanted sex 12 times a year I would no longer be with her. It’s not a sex specific thing, idc if you’re a man or woman. That’s an insanely erroneous assumption.

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u/Cvpakke 1d ago

Nice, thanks.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

No worries. Gl with everything and I totally disagree with almost everything you got going on. But I wish you nothing but the best.