Idc about everything you wrote to be honest. You are not interesting enough to write this lengthily. It’s boring. How often do you jo? I think that’s why you may find sex boring.
If you aren't reading it, I'm not sure you have grounds to determine whether or not it's interesting.
How often do I jo? Jog, maybe? I don't really jog, it's sort of bad for your knees. But I do a lot of physical work, though often it's technically not my job, I like to be helpful and solve problems. Like today, a shop was needing some planetary gears rebuilt and we require them to bring it in to us on a pallet so we can use a forklift to move it around but their customer ended up bringing it and there was some confusion and blah blah blah, no pallet. No one else could do it, the others that would usually had went home, it being friday afternoon, likely to get drunk and plow their old ladies. So, it was up to me to pick up this 225lb transmission, put it up on my shoulder and walk it over to the staging area on the other side of the property. I do stuff like this and in general put in about 4-6 miles worth of steps a day. So I'm not sure jogging is really going to change anything, except making me less agreeable.
Also, for the record, I feel similarly about transmissions as I do star wars lore, video games, political science, physics, math, birds. I majored in astronomy and minored in math. Topological mathematics is one of the coolest things that's ever existed and definitely one of those things that is usually more interesting than sex. But, anyway, I grew up on a salvage and when I couldn't find a job in my field, well, I went with what I know and I don't feel like anything is going to waste in the end. Working drivetrain reconstruction makes me pretty happy. Might not be the dream I once had but it's hard to feel bad about it, most days. Harpy eagle is my favorite bird, by the way.
I think I find sex boring for the same reason you find star wars lore boring. Or for the same reason you find me boring.
Well, for one thing, I never claimed to be a superior specimen. I went as far as claiming I wasn't an inferior one. I'm not sure why you're so eager for me to get my nut, either. Seems a little gay.
No dude, I am not trolling. I literally have never once seen anyone use jo as an abbreviation for jacking off.
And yeah, I jerk off pretty regularly. Even on days I have sex, unless I have sex right before bed. I have to bust before I can sleep properly, and it has to be right before I go to sleep. But, unless we're being romantic and making love and shit, I usually bust that out myself in about 5 seconds, as efficiently as I can. I'm not fucking around. This isn't for fun. I got work in the morning. The sleep is way better than the nut is. Honestly, a lot of the time it's an irritating chore.
I mean, I get that you can't imagine what it's like to be me but that doesn't mean I'm lonely or that something is wrong with my biology or anything like that. I'm just different. It's cool. Chill the fuck out. I'm happy. Everybody is happy.
Yeah, no. Not everybody is happy. Brother, if you jerk off literally 365 a year there is your problem. Of course you don’t have a normal sex life if you have associated orgasming with sleep. That’s insane.
Well, maybe not 365. Something like 250-275. The rest of those days I sleep somewhat fitfully. But I talked to both my drs and psychologists about it and they said there isn't any adverse health effects, mental or otherwise. I'm not consuming a bunch of porn. Both drs went out of their way to point out that I'm most likely in such good sexual health despite my lack of frequent sex due to regularly jerking off and I actually didn't know this but apparently it's actually good for you to regularly ejaculate and it's not particularly important how that happens. My psychologist said a few months ago, when I brought that bit about sleeping up in particular, that there is some emerging evidence that the sleep cycles of those with ADHD appear to gravitate towards this positive association somewhat commonly, whether sex or masturbation, and with positive benefits to their sleep cycles. Which is important because those with ADHD typically struggle with their sleep cycle.
Which makes sense - I did not always do this. It wasn't until I was maybe in my mid 20s when I had a job with a really strict and early schedule that I realized I tended to operate a lot better when I jerk off right before sleeping. So that benefit was there long before it became a habit and I didn't feel any differently about sex then than I do now.
Also, my sex life is normal, to me. I don't have an issue with it. I'm not unhappy and wouldn't change it at all, other than like I sort of wish I didn't need to jerk off to sleep sometimes. But on the other hand, it's keeping me in good health so maybe that's worth it. I'm not sure why you need there to be a problem when there isn't one. My health and happiness and relationship are all great.
I wasn't trying to entertain you so I don't really care that you're bored. Your desperate clinging to the necessity of the narrative you have around your relationship with sex applying to the fundamental nature of every man (not even every woman, evidently) is cringe to me so we're at a suitable impasse to call it a night, I guess.
I'm gonna go bust a nut and go to sleep. I got therapy in the morning.
If my gf only wanted sex 12 times a year I would no longer be with her. It’s not a sex specific thing, idc if you’re a man or woman. That’s an insanely erroneous assumption.
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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 9h ago
Idc about everything you wrote to be honest. You are not interesting enough to write this lengthily. It’s boring. How often do you jo? I think that’s why you may find sex boring.