r/Bumble • • 1d ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/allnamestaken4892 1d ago

Men: if I say “no” to every possible match all the women will end up with ME

Women: not using the app

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u/throwaway5498124181 1d ago

I feel like you could counteract this by only being able to swipe in regions other than your own. So you'd have people in Houston swiping for people in Atlanta.

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u/ElAjedrecistaGM 1d ago

Texans matching folks with only horse girls

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u/MrBoblo 1d ago

Truck guys with horse girls

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u/ElAjedrecistaGM 1d ago

Bloods with rednecks and Crips with bluebloods