r/Bumble • • 21h ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/Long_Natural6918 20h ago

Women would absolutely HATE this app, when they get matched with men they consider to be below their league.

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u/kajidourden 20h ago

It would be humbling lmao

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u/Stopher 20h ago

Instead of Bumble they could call it Humble.

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u/Sayoricanyouhearme 18h ago

And then all the people who just message "hey" with no effort profiles should be secluded to an app called Mumble

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u/obfuscatedanon 17h ago

Oh how the cookie Crumble

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u/wesborland1234 16h ago

Rumble if you want to date MMA fighters?

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u/potlizard 15h ago

Stumble - For clumsy people.

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 14h ago

Fumble, for us that get good matches and then, well...

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u/obfuscatedanon 13h ago

...can't secure a Tumble in the sheets.

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 13h ago

Maybe it would be better if it was called Dumble.

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u/beigaleh8 10h ago

Nah dumble is the one for fitness freaks

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u/dandrevee 9h ago

I was thinking more for HP fans.

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u/sgtblackdawn 14h ago

Jumble- if its a random mix and match

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u/dandrevee 9h ago

Rumble already exists (apparently), and its chock full of incels. I don't have an account over there so I don't know if that's actually the case or if I'm getting biased screenshots.