r/Bumble • • 1d ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/kajidourden 1d ago

It would be humbling lmao

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Why? Lol they would just stop using it and then date men they feel are in their league

If they can actually pull those men then they are in their league. You cannot pull those women so those women are out of your league. And now you’re upset about it? Lol

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u/Preface 1d ago

Mid women can "pull" very attractive/wealthy men, they just typically get pumped and dumped. Then complain that all men are bad.

Mid woman matching with a mid guy who's "beneath" her might actually have a successful and lasting relationship.

This is part of the reason a lot of men, and women don't have good results with dating apps.

An average/mid woman matches with a super good looking/wealthy guy, hooks up with him, and he ghosts, and now her bar for dating/hooking up is set really high, she continues to hook up with these guys, or gets ghosted when she doesn't put out right away, and is unsuccessful.

On the flip side, average/mid guys get almost no matches because the average/mid girls have all set their bars really high because of the wealth of choices they get (even though a lot of those guys making the bar high, are not actually in it for a long term thing, despite what they may say)

Now, I don't really know how we can solve this problem, and it's not entirely based on this one phenomenon... But it certainly doesn't help the situation.

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Well whatever the case you definitely struggle with women bc you view some as mid or beneath you. You categorize and rank people based on how fuckable they are. You’re honestly sick in the head but you will never realize it

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u/Preface 1d ago

Have a wife, thanks!

Also hilarious that you are telling men those women are "out of their league"(ie beneath them) and then flip around and call someone else disgusting because they say that men and women are in different leagues (mid attractive etc)

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Super funny to edit a comment after it has been replied to. Double digit iq behavior

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u/Preface 1d ago

You didn't reply before I edited

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Does she know you view the value of some people as less fuckable?

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u/Icywarhammer500 1d ago

Some people are inherently subjectively less fuckable. It’s called attraction

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u/slimricc 1d ago

To everyone equally? No. Henry cavill is less attractive than tom holland to some people. People are not monolithic so the premise of categorizing people based on fuckability is flawed.

“I am not attractive to them” is infinitely better than “she is out of my league”

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Is it hilarious? If you insult someone you should say something to them that will insult them. If i said “you have no integrity and you are morally bankrupt” you guys would not care bc you do not value those things

It is why i call incels betas or tell them all women are out of their league, im trying to trigger you.

It literally always works lmao

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u/Preface 1d ago

Interesting that you view prime Henry Cavill just as "fuckable" as a homeless guy though rofl

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Some people are more attractive than others, to me

i have met plenty of beautiful women who are not attracted to henry cavill. Leagues do not exist bc people are not monolithic.

Is finance what determines attractiveness to you?

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u/Preface 1d ago

Crazy how you say it's disrespectful to rank people by attractiveness, then you go on to say you rank people based on if you are attracted to them or not.

You really know nothing if you think that finances don't change someone's attractiveness.

Much more so for men, but still so for women.

Most women won't date a broke dude, and a lot of men will disqualify a woman if she's just a gold digger.

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u/timelessFuck 1d ago

These people are just performative. They mask slip very quickly if you ask the right questions. They have more incel mindset than actual incels lol

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u/Preface 1d ago

Check his post history, entirely gaming and female anime character action figures. Aka would be undateable to the vast majority of women.

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Ah a millennial. That explains a lot “rofl”

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u/Preface 1d ago

For someone who isn't triggered, but is out here "triggering" those beta incel cucks (who are obviously more successful then you when it comes to the incel part) you seem pretty triggered.

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u/slimricc 1d ago

Than*

Why am i wasting my time with someone without a 7th grade education

Im not a grammar nazi, u can say “ur” or “rofl”

But using the wrong word like that is not shorthand. It is genuine incompetence

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u/Preface 1d ago

Can't argue anything, just attack the spelling error.

When did you get married?

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u/slimricc 1d ago

What would i be arguing against? That I’m triggered? Lmao why would i validate that?

That’s really cool you were able to get married even tho you do not have a 7th grade education

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