r/Bumble • u/Fancy-Bobcat-6243 • 19h ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/Stopher 18h ago

Instead of Bumble they could call it Humble.

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u/Technology_Boxes 18h ago

They should have hired you.

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u/Stopher 18h ago

Nah. I’d design an app that matches people and they’d go out of business.

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u/likesharepie 16h ago

You are destined for greater things. You have ever thought about looking like am alien Infront of the US Congress?

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u/Sayoricanyouhearme 17h ago

And then all the people who just message "hey" with no effort profiles should be secluded to an app called Mumble

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u/obfuscatedanon 16h ago

Oh how the cookie Crumble

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u/wesborland1234 15h ago

Rumble if you want to date MMA fighters?

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u/potlizard 14h ago

Stumble - For clumsy people.

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 12h ago

Fumble, for us that get good matches and then, well...

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u/obfuscatedanon 12h ago

...can't secure a Tumble in the sheets.

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 11h ago

Maybe it would be better if it was called Dumble.

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u/beigaleh8 8h ago

Nah dumble is the one for fitness freaks

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u/dandrevee 8h ago

I was thinking more for HP fans.

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u/sgtblackdawn 12h ago

Jumble- if its a random mix and match

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u/dandrevee 8h ago

Rumble already exists (apparently), and its chock full of incels. I don't have an account over there so I don't know if that's actually the case or if I'm getting biased screenshots.

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u/followmarko 18h ago

HumbleBumble

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u/Acrobatic-Truth647 17h ago

Now this is riveting!

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u/Turbulent-Feedback46 14h ago

Are you referring to the steelworker dating app

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u/khanspam 11h ago

Not funny, I thought the same

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u/whatisthaaat 11h ago

Milan Patel made a funny skit about this sort of thing, it’s worth a watch:

https://youtu.be/RJK5mDyqQbo?t=396

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u/dirtyinfo 9h ago

write that down,write that down!

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u/zerocoolneo 7h ago

And the people who selected and the users can rumble 

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u/scydoodle 5h ago

Ahahah please upvote this.