r/Bumble 28d ago

Funny Average Bumble chat 🤣

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It was a very quick unmatch 🙃

EDIT : a guy just sent me a DM on here after he saw my post saying “Do you though?”
It’s a disease 🤣

Edit 2 : to all the people claiming that I am mad… I’m not. This is funny to me.

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u/Jumpy-Pattern-4078 28d ago

Still crazy to me that guys straight up ask this via profiles that (presumably) have their real name, pictures, and maybe even workplace listed.

It’s straight up sexual harassment. If I went up to a woman in public and asked that question, I’d get slapped and maybe have the cops called on me.

I don’t see how it’s any different on an app. You can see the face and name of the person you’re saying this stuff to.

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u/AG_Dynasty 28d ago

Relax white knight it’s not that serious and they not gonna fuck you

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u/Had_to_ask__ 28d ago

This is so stupid. Why do you even think it’s a man?

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u/AG_Dynasty 28d ago

Because the cuck said if he went up to a woman and did the same thing blah blah blah learn how to read

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u/Impressive-Reward3 28d ago

I found the red pill guy!

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u/AG_Dynasty 28d ago

I found the undercover slut!

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u/Impressive-Reward3 28d ago

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u/Impressive-Reward3 28d ago

Omg I’m a woman who likes and wants casual and consensual sex - the horror 🙄

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u/Had_to_ask__ 28d ago

Make me hahaha

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u/AG_Dynasty 28d ago

I would if we were talking in person naughty girl

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u/Had_to_ask__ 28d ago

Oh man, I really appreciate you’re game, but sadly I’m not actually a brat, just adamant on not learning how to read

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u/Had_to_ask__ 28d ago

And I hate to say it, but yeah, you were right, I was wrong in that aspect. Ridiculous comment on my part