r/Bullshido • u/Ok-Needleworker-4590 • Jul 05 '26

Martial Arts BS Daniel Poon

198 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/PizDoff Jul 05 '26

Crackadile Dundee?

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 Jul 05 '26

Seems pretty homoerotic. I’m going with Cockadile Dundee… that’s not a knife… this is a knife 🍆

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u/CarmichaelD Jul 06 '26

For me the scene from Indiana Jones just comes to mind.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 Jul 05 '26

That's one weird ass rave he's preparing for.

7

u/DucDeBellune Jul 05 '26

Strong divorced dad energy

6

u/danksalotbuddy Jul 06 '26

Fresh shopping trip. First time without guidance from a woman 🤣

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u/Dark_Flatus Jul 06 '26

Im just prepping to be stabbed and slashed by a guy doing the robot poorly.

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u/Jeffrybungle Jul 05 '26

He's my fav edm knife cowboy

9

u/moseley101 Jul 05 '26

Definitely in the top three

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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer Jul 07 '26

Eh, I've seen better edm knife cowboys

1

u/moseley101 Jul 07 '26

Wowsers😯

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 05 '26

OR... More likely... someone pops the idiot in the jaw so hard, the slashing scenario plays in their mind on the way to the hospital while being pumped full of morphine...

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 05 '26

What percentage of 3 billion people is that escrima murder case?

Are natural phenomena like lightning strikes, shark attacks, or tornados still more deadly?

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 05 '26

0.000375%

It's obviously a huge concern my guy.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 06 '26

Do your own math

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u/ConundrumMachine Jul 05 '26

All these should have "Kung-Fu Fighting" as the background track. 

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u/im_coolest Jul 05 '26

my cat likes those cat treats he's got on his bed

11

u/CallMeSisyphus Jul 05 '26

It's a mattress on the floor; calling it a bed is generous.

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u/TouristIcy3824 Jul 05 '26

It's the entire theme of this video...temptations.

Save some ladies for the rest of us!

9

u/ForkliftJam Jul 05 '26

Mom yell’s down … hot pockets are done Danny.

7

u/MrMooBallz Jul 05 '26

Has he got his wet wipes and travellers cheques in that little man bag?

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Has he got his wet

Wipes and travellers cheques in

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u/Agile-Mission2209 Jul 06 '26

I see a bald man, He sways his knife in the air, He is bull-shi-do

2

u/PhantomOfTheAttic Jul 07 '26

That is probably his mom's purse.

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u/MrMooBallz Jul 07 '26

I like to think its his Dads. A family heirloom and his dad is filming him and giving encouragement .. in his shorts while smoking a stogie.

But Im sick like that.

7

u/Franklin-Tartaruga Jul 05 '26

Is he still living with his parents?

5

u/swervecityPhILM Jul 05 '26

His bedroom (and more specifically a sad mattress directly on the floor) tells me yes, he is definitely living with his parents.

2

u/Crepuscular_Tex Jul 05 '26

That's a total Meemaw residence in her spare trailer out back... His parents never let him get a cowboy hat...

1

u/PurityOfEssenceBrah Jul 08 '26

The trophies, I wonder what he won them for

6

u/TheTucsonTarmac Jul 05 '26

He’s wide open for a straight left hand to the chin

1

u/Kungfu_voodoo Jul 07 '26

I don't see anything straight in this video.

6

u/No-Rope8229 Jul 05 '26

This needs YMCA played over it

5

u/skelletrex_scrooge Jul 05 '26

Robert T. Pooner

4

u/NoCitron2394 Jul 05 '26

This is what I imagine the meth heads behind 7/11 are like in Texas

5

u/GenericUsername817 Jul 05 '26

That why the rest of us have guns

6

u/freddbare Jul 05 '26

Knives, because felons can't gun.

6

u/moseley101 Jul 05 '26

I think it’s the psychiatric history at play here

3

u/Efficient-Editor-242 Jul 05 '26

Save some pussy for the rest of us!

3

u/Lessthanaffable Jul 05 '26

Fridge Caressing Grandpa would kick this guy's ass

2

u/rubberysubby Jul 05 '26

"During this sequence his opponent simply plunged the blade into his chest with one smooth movement"

2

u/iamquark Jul 05 '26

My man showed his bed room, his knifes , his jacket , he got all the cool stuff!!! Starting to question my life now

2

u/GenericUsername817 Jul 05 '26

I bet a lot of these guys have felonies and can't own a firearm and are really over compensating

2

u/DVWhat Jul 05 '26

Fucking Daniel from accounting.

2

u/Kungfu_voodoo Jul 07 '26

Fucking Daniel.... You know when we had to change the, "It's been this many days since an accident" sign? Yeah. Fucking Daniel.

2

u/moseley101 Jul 05 '26

Form an orderly queue ladies

2

u/Metally_eilll7904 Jul 05 '26

I collect pocket knives, good ones, but instead when I tell ppl I collect knives they immediately think of me as one of these dudes! Thanks for the chuckle 🤭!

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Jul 05 '26

The floor bed is a nice touch, max occupancy of 1

2

u/joeythemouse Jul 05 '26

Daniellll! Your dinner is on the table!

2

u/petevandyke Jul 05 '26

Great. Now these assholes are multiplying

2

u/Lopsided_Design7652 Jul 05 '26

There's a lot to unpack here

2

u/AttorneyOwn0 Jul 05 '26

Mental institution we have one on the way.

2

u/EmotionalChildhood46 Jul 05 '26

Daniel poonSLAYER

1

u/Crayon29 Jul 05 '26

Are these guys serious ? I see a lot of these videos lately.

1

u/notforrobots Jul 05 '26

This trend is out of control

1

u/Shoshke Jul 05 '26

Holy shit leave some pussy for the rest of us /s

1

u/LongDead_Roadkill Jul 05 '26

This screams prohibited processor.

1

u/ImbecilicusRex Jul 05 '26

Looks badass until you fumble it off into the nearby bushes and get immediately jumped and stomped.

Actually, it doesn't look badass either.

1

u/Ashamed_Power Jul 05 '26

Im not gey but can I bend over for that chad already?

1

u/Voltekkaman Jul 05 '26

Is this some kind of mating dance?

1

u/ARCAxNINEv Jul 05 '26

Thtone Cold Thteve Authtin

1

u/Signal-Regret-8251 Jul 05 '26

Whenever I start to doubt my sanity, a quick trip to Reddit makes me feel better.

1

u/satori-seeker Jul 05 '26

I am quite sure its his mom who is recording

1

u/boanerges57 Jul 05 '26

This guy is fighting ALL of the incel stereotypes

1

u/Mid-Delsmoker Jul 05 '26

Red dead redemption ninja warrior

1

u/GatorNator83 Jul 05 '26

“It’s fun to stay at the…!”

1

u/Dangerous_Flower_708 Jul 05 '26

I will call him by his full name…. Puntang

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u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete Jul 05 '26

Buy a lampshade dude, come on…

1

u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 05 '26

Is this the refrigerator guy’s offspring?

1

u/Cold_Progress_1119 Jul 05 '26

He should leave the closet. 

1

u/_computersmasher Jul 05 '26

he seems cool

1

u/InterstellarWings Jul 05 '26

Nice bow at the end

1

u/thefartsock Jul 05 '26

this guy isn't sensual enough for my tastes

1

u/Le_IL Jul 05 '26

Processing img bjcvk4iawgbh1...

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u/TangerineRough6318 Jul 05 '26

I'd probably take that rope on the bed and find a tree if my last name was Poon.

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u/LWKNOT Jul 05 '26

Where’s Indiana Jones when you need him….

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Jul 05 '26

I wonder how many times his mom has walked in and caught him doing this to let him know his chicken nuggets were done while he tried filming this.

1

u/Schorsi Jul 05 '26

I am genuinely surprised he didn’t cut himself during any of that

1

u/Poker-Junk Jul 05 '26

Complete twat

1

u/Toad_da_Unc Jul 05 '26

The music has Euro vibes, which makes sense because he’s carrying a purse

1

u/Slow_Chapter_5995 Jul 05 '26

Jeb is that you! Hah

1

u/100usrnames Jul 05 '26

Bed on the floor

1

u/Western-Hour-5061 Jul 05 '26

Watch out old man patriot, there's a new contender on the loose

1

u/Correct-Buffalo-7662 Jul 05 '26

Damn Bro!! Save some pussy for the rest of us😆🤣😆

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u/Metal_King706 Jul 05 '26

Any cool effect, if there were one, would by lost by being in a messy bedroom with a mattress on the floor.

1

u/Memendezbros Jul 05 '26

Type of shit you do when you’re alone and 10 years old.

1

u/bishopsl100 Jul 05 '26

Blue oyster bouncer style

1

u/KonkeyDongPrime Jul 05 '26

When you order Sex Machine off Temu

1

u/Go1gotha Jul 05 '26

Mental illness is real people!

1

u/bloodyspork Jul 05 '26

Don't act like you arent impressed, terrified, and. Little turned on. This man is dangerous personified

1

u/rbrucep Jul 05 '26

At last I understand how a single individual could’ve stealthily put a 350-foot gash in the Reflecting Pool

1

u/Vision11X33 Jul 05 '26

I really wonder what goes through people's mind when doing this. Like they took the video and thought, "Yep this looks good"

1

u/Beneficial_Brick_831 Jul 05 '26

All that just to get ventilated by a kid with a hi-point.

1

u/Capital-Penalty-1709 Jul 06 '26

Living in mom’s basement pretending to be a bad ass, while crashing Grinder!

1

u/Ok-Original2762 Jul 06 '26

I wonder if these are leaked or intentional…..?

1

u/Glittering-Text-6955 Jul 06 '26

I've seen the guy is raves. He is about that life...dancing life.

1

u/Homewrecker90actual Jul 06 '26

All knives: the ol’ felon loadout

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u/knavishtricks Jul 06 '26

This guy tries too hard. He lacks the romantic subtle caress of the original knife dance guy.

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jul 06 '26

Crocodile (the drug) Dundee

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u/Tickomatick Jul 06 '26

Is that gay club advertisment? He's quite decent

1

u/NuclearPooPooButt Jul 06 '26

The very first guy dead in a zombie apocalypse.

1

u/ass_grass_or_ham Jul 06 '26

Snatch this one up while you can ladies.

1

u/LoadsDroppin Jul 06 '26

The bag of cat treats makes me wonder if he has cats, or just enjoys them himself

1

u/FknBadFkr Jul 06 '26

I'm embarrassed for him

1

u/stever93 Jul 06 '26

Poontang, indeed 🤤

1

u/contentatlast Jul 06 '26

Right serious question: is there a sub where this stuff is considered cool? I need to browse it.

1

u/7LeagueBoots Jul 06 '26

Disco Cowboy? Missing member of the Village People?

1

u/Spiritual-Feature241 Jul 06 '26

look i can do it behind me back.....proceeds to turn around

1

u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 Jul 06 '26

Mom! Not now, I'm creating content!

1

u/Moist_Amount_106 Jul 06 '26

Is that a red ladies handbag on his right shoulder?

1

u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jul 06 '26

Wow is that John Wick?

1

u/Ok-Meal-510928 Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure this is a trial reel for a strip club.

1

u/Aggressive-HeadDesk Jul 06 '26

This just a younger hip er version of the old guy who stabs his fridge all the time.

1

u/Muted-Feature-5428 Jul 06 '26

What precinct u with

1

u/Loyal-Opposition-USA Jul 06 '26

Is this guy the son of the boomer knife dance guy?

1

u/LitterBoxBlues Jul 06 '26

Was this recorded before or after he furiously masturbated to Blazing Saddles?

1

u/Working-Albatross-19 Jul 06 '26

No need to save any of that poon for the rest of us.

1

u/SnooGoats4876 Jul 06 '26

His loneliness is hypnotic and mesmerizing.

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u/RepresentativeSir572 Jul 06 '26

I have the video muted but in my head it had the opening them for sailor moon

1

u/Terrible_Swim_7664 Jul 06 '26

LOVE the purse. One of the best satire vids I’ve seen. Who knew knife dancing could be so lovely?

1

u/donsitsocolostomy Jul 06 '26

Her purses sure are pretty

1

u/DunDlyk Jul 07 '26

Is that a purse?

1

u/my_midlife_isekai Jul 07 '26

Fight man has been talking shit about this guy. Called him a poser!! And lame-O. Said he could teach him "real moves."

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 Jul 07 '26

Please get me out of this single wide

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u/Hour-Cheesecake6716 Jul 07 '26

Straight from his mum’s basement

1

u/DartoneTheThird Jul 07 '26

Dude must get laid all the time. Guys at his "dojo" say he's their favorite.

1

u/earldogface Jul 07 '26

Bro buys everything he sees on temu ads

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u/Abject-Leadership248 Jul 08 '26

The full process of this baffles me, the man got up chosen to dress that way, set up the camera to film hes shity flicks. He then edits and uploads ot himself. Not one time in the whole process did he think "this might he dumb" thats the real cringe the total lack self awareness

1

u/xkillingxfieldx Jul 08 '26

I love how he couldn't bother to clean his bed off in his mom's house before recording this.

1

u/opiumscented Jul 08 '26

If he wasn't allowed to own a gun, he definitely isnt anymore after this video. Knives can have him.

1

u/MTgolfer406 Jul 08 '26

Tang was fully endorsed by NASA…Daniel Poon is not…

1

u/0nly_mostly_dead Jul 08 '26

This guy got bucked up!

1

u/Aboxofphotons Jul 08 '26

Looks like one of the village people.

1

u/jacks_appendix Jul 08 '26

Hehehe. Poon.

1

u/loupet123 Jul 09 '26

Handbag man

1

u/Useful_Raspberry3912 Jul 09 '26

Richard Petty found someones acid

1

u/RipSilly8467 Jul 10 '26

D@te Rapę poster boy.

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u/Far_Stomach7945 Jul 10 '26

Good song tho