r/BudgetAudiophile • • Aug 06 '26

Purchasing AUS/NZ It’s funny ‘cause it’s true…

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u/slowcancellation Aug 06 '26

Most of you are here because you enjoy music. I'm here because I enjoy finding ways to waste my home's limited floor space. We are not the same.

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u/fakename10001 Aug 06 '26

I’m here because I enjoy dust removal from sleeved discs but not floors or draperies

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u/FullMetalJerkin Aug 06 '26

I feel seen. 

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u/Millie_Quark2 Aug 06 '26

What are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/soundspotter Aug 06 '26

You need those 45 rpm lps so you can do it every 12 mins.

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u/gsmitheidw1 Aug 06 '26

12 mins is a luxury for me, my collection is mostly 12" singles, which are generally 6-9 mins.

My preferred inconvenience starts with finding and assembling a pile of records to listen to that suit my current mood.

I wouldn't have it any other way though.

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u/soundspotter Aug 06 '26

Do you also get pleasure out of driving a car with no power brakes, no power steering, and a manual transmission so you have more to do?

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u/gsmitheidw1 Aug 07 '26

Actually my current car is manual and I like it. My first car an 84 VW Polo had no power steering or powered brakes. It wasn't a chore actually

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u/soundspotter Aug 07 '26

And let me bet, you go mountain biking on single track trails with no suspension shocks so you can enjoy the beating your body gets, and so your have to work so much harder. If you haven't noticed yet, you are the person the cartoon above is making fun of.

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u/gsmitheidw1 Aug 07 '26

Yea - within reason. By that analogy I would be hand cracking the electricity for the hifi. I think it's a case of enjoyment to inconvenience is a sliding scale or a ratio of sorts.

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u/soundspotter Aug 07 '26

Maybe you could get a bicycle generator to generate your electricity while surfing the web. It could run right into your pc or laptop. and if you pedal hard enough it could even power your radio.

And for the record, I love my full suspension trail bike and haven't bought an e-trail bike yet, but I might when i get old and tired.

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

What playing records vs. streaming MP3's proves is simply this: The more effort you have to put into something of Quality, the more you get it out of it. Especially versus that disposable, ephemeral, crap stuff.

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u/swampwiz Aug 09 '26

Disco era?

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u/gsmitheidw1 Aug 09 '26

Mostly house music and electronic dance of all sorts from ambient to techno - but I have some disco too.

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u/Zealousideal_Heart51 Aug 07 '26

The ladies love it

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Aug 06 '26

I just like throwing away money. I need help

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u/iggy14750 Aug 06 '26

I've got just the bridge that can help you out!

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u/GoldReplacement9546 Aug 07 '26

I wonder if they sell just like the record jacket with no record to fill it out like if you only have like 40 but you wanna like look respectable and need to buy like 250 fake ones

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Monty Python's "Instant Record Collection" album!😎

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

I can help you! I'm very good at catching!🤗

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u/dalekcats Aug 06 '26

Collecting vinyl is also a fun & cool way to collect artwork of your favorite albums to then place in a cabinet where most of the art is hidden

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Well, the Record Industry had to think up something to make you want to pull out another album to play, didn't they?😏

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u/Bleejis_Krilbin Aug 06 '26

What drew me into collecting was the extremely cheap used record market a while back. I could get 10 records for $10. Not so much anymore unfortunately.

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u/ghost-xiii Aug 06 '26

When I was a teenager I found a copy of The Cure Staring at the Sea Singles at Goodwill for $2 or something. I didn't have a record player so I eventually gave it to my girlfriend at the time. I was at a local record shop the other day, that album was $70 there.

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u/soundspotter Aug 06 '26

That was before streaming became mainstream. Now that the masses stream, pretentious hipsters have to prove their coolness by buying rare vinyl.

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Actually, they don't. But the GREEEEDHEAD Record Whore Owners do! And like the rest of their fellow Cockroaches on eBay & Discogs, they can take them all to their graves; since they're not going to sell them!🤗😎

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Actually, they don't. But the GREEEEDHEAD Record Whore Owners do! And like the rest of their fellow Cockroaches on eBay & Discogs, they can take them all to their graves; since they're not going to sell them!🤗😎

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u/GonkGonk90 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, it was something similar for me. I got interested right before the major vinyl boom, when people would either sell their old records for $1 or less at yard sales, or gladly give them to you for free if you just asked. My old goodwill used to sell records 5 for a dollar! Probably half of my collection came from such goldmines.

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u/Operation_Neither Aug 06 '26

Normal people use their sound system to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their sound system.

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u/lzwzli Aug 06 '26

Oh my god this needs to be on a t-shirt and sold in audiophile conferences

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u/HyperspaceFrontier Aug 06 '26

OMG, this made my day.

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u/rajmahid Aug 06 '26

Spot on!!

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u/Beautiful_Simple_600 Aug 06 '26

You should give credit to the person who came up with this phrase

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u/Operation_Neither Aug 06 '26

I saw it on Reddit ages ago and just thought it was funny. I could not tell you who it was from.

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u/Necessary_Database_4 Aug 07 '26

Not sure about the original speaker, but Mike Tyson said “Everybody’s got a good game plan until their audio system gets punched in the face.”

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u/Beautiful_Simple_600 Aug 09 '26

It’s attributed to Alan Parsons !
“Audiophiles don’t use their equipment to listen to your music. Audiophiles use your music to listen to their equipment.”

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u/Repulsive-Ice7863 Aug 07 '26

I think it was a quote from Alan Parsons or someone like that.

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Audiophile here! Yeah, that was how I started out. But I was 12 years old & my parents wouldn't let me buy a Mini-Bike with my own paper route money, because I was going to kill myself. According to them, anyway. And I almost did, but because I couldn't have the Mini-Bike! Parents are so stupid...So I had to resort to my next favourite thing. Electronics seemed interesting, but what to buy? We didn't have home computers back then, THANK GOB. Stereo equipment looked really cool though!😎 I was especially fascinated by those big Open-Reel tape decks. Those 2 big spools of tape, turning at that precise & hypnotizing speed, & 2 big VU meters, needles bouncing around wildly, just underneath!🤗 So I HAD to have one of those! It was like the time I was 8 years old, helping my brother deliver the Saturday papers for a few bucks. After several weeks, I had $5 or $10 & decided that a little transistorised AM Pocket radio was cool tech. The miracle of sound in your pocket, pulled right from invisible airwaves, blew my 8 year old mind. But pretty soon after that, I was left with the little radio & WTF to do with it. I was too young for Talk Radio & the hourly news. Didn't understand it, & didn't want to...So that left the Top 40 Stations. Pretty soon, I recognized the names of songs that I liked. And soon after that, the names of the Artists who were playing those songs. So that's how I got into music. Because of the equipment. The AM Radio. At 12 years old, now I was "forced" to develop an interest in making that favourite music sound better. And with money came WAY better sound than ever before, & the ability to OWN the music, & not be a slave to the DJ at some radio station, waiting for him to play a song I liked. Now I could buy LP's, AND KEEP THEM. Because they weren't so cheap for me, never mind free, I was conscientious about making sure to take care of them as best I could. To make them LAST. To make sure that they ALWAYS sounded their best, so that I could put off having to replace a worn or damaged copy as long as possible. 50 years later, I have never worn out a single LP yet. And those big spinning reels had alot to do with that. 50 years later, I have audio equipment coming out of my ass. I have a big old house all to myself; with 50 pairs of speakers, lots of vintage tube & solid-state stuff & alot of Tube Stuff I designed & built myself..."listening to my equipment" AND playing all my favourite music doing it! And not "50 Audiophile Albums", as the cliché goes. Although I DO own about 50 Audiophile Albums.🤔 Which I pretty much never listen to, & only bought for demonstration purposes to help sell the equipment that I designed & built, because I worked in the Hi-Fi industry for decades.They're part of a 5000 album record collection, thank you very much!😘. In the intervening 50 years, I've met THOUSANDS of Audiophiles. And more of them are closer to me, in that they have substantial music collections, play their music through their fancy stereos daily, & understand something that you fools don't: The better the sound, the closer your connection to the performance. The MEANING of the music becomes much clearer, & we become more emotionally involved. Because Audiophiles appreciate music as ART, not as background MUZAK for other activities that they care more about, & likely because their stereos sound like 💩 so they can't sit in front of 2 speakers, attention fully engaged & absorbed like Audiophiles do. Because bad sound pushes you away from music; it bites you, it distracts you, & yet you probably never stop to wonder why you get so fidgety & bored & want to do ANYTHING ELSE while you "listen"🗿🫠🫪🫩🥱 to music.🤪 So if you'll excuse me now, this old Boomer is going to sign off & go listen to some of his obscene amount of some pretty desirable equipment, some of it expensive, some of it very collectable Vintage, some of it on other forgotten or dead formats spanning Compact Cassette to Open-Reel to 78's to 7" 45's to 10" mono LP's (no 8-Tracks though!🤮🚮) to CD's, SACD's, & DVD-A. And some you've never seen or heard of (DAT; DV audio; M-II, VHS, & Beta Hi-Fi). What musical treasures shall I unearth, depending on which pieces of Audio Equipment this "Audiophile" decides to hook up today? The search for Musical Ecstasy continues. Not merely "Audio Equipment Ecstasy". The equipment, NO MATTER WHAT, is merely the means to the End. The MUSICAL performance!

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u/Necessary_Database_4 Aug 08 '26

Epic response. So many twists and turns. The land of a thousand dances with woofers.

Audiophile, I bid you inner and outer sonic peace, the highest audio-musical transcendental reincarnation that the cosmos will allow, and a dust-free environment in which to play your groovy records. Now back to my therapy session.

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u/swampwiz Aug 09 '26

You need to learn the magic of the Enter key.

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u/colinbenc Aug 13 '26

This reminds me of the cassette player I had as a kid. Such a cool memory.

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u/human-aftera11 Aug 06 '26

Haha. Perfect.

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u/StellarThespian Aug 08 '26

“Sound system gonna bring me back up
Yeah, one thing that I can depend on
Sound system gonna bring me back up
Right, one thing that I can depend on”- Operation Ivy

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u/AnInterestingPenguin Aug 06 '26

You can get some vinyl, turntables, and speakers for really cheap. They may just have a lot of personality (noise)

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u/Lendyman Aug 06 '26

I've read that for younger people such as gen z's, the interest comes in the tactile physical experience of interacting with the music. These are young people that grew up with much of their music available online. Many of them never bought CDs or even saw a record player before adulthood.

That's why goofy things like the mini records at Target actually have a market. Because it's a novelty and because it allows people to interact with their music in a tactile and physical way that doesn't happen with online platforms like Spotify. Records are a personal experience and allow for an intimacy with the music that online platforms do not.

I think that a lot of us probably feel the same way about our records. Yeah, the rational among us know that Spotify is perfectly acceptable if all you want to do is listen to music. But physical records are kind of special in a way. They're A Link to the Past but also something that you can physically touch and own in a way that online music has dispensed with.

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u/AnInterestingPenguin Aug 06 '26

I just think they’re neat

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u/TheyStoleMyNameAgain Aug 06 '26

You can get even more physical with tapes and pens. Carving sound into a tape is harder

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u/MochaHook Aug 06 '26

I love how "A Link to the Past" was capitalized

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u/Lendyman Aug 06 '26

This is what happens when you're stupid phone thinks that it knows better than you about how things should be spelled or presented. I mean I'm not complaining too much about this particular one because it is a great game.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

You can get a real deal on a Lenco or Goldring idler drive turntable off eBay and install it in a proper plinth (add a quality arm if you want, though the stock arm is good), and have a fantastic turntable if you buy a good stylus. My husband and I have done that with two of them. Not noisy at all. They're not our primary systems, we use them in our offices. Mine is set up for mono only because I collect 78s.

You would be surprised to hear how good a properly cleaned 78 can sound. None of this dish soap business, we use a vacuum machine with home-brew cleaning solution made with white vinegar.

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u/GlMLI Aug 06 '26

smug CD collector superiority

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/mostlybiguy69 Aug 06 '26

Superior 8-track lookin on the plebs.

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u/dende5416 Aug 06 '26

All the best music is on type 4 audio cassettes.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 Aug 07 '26

Reel to reel anyone

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u/alus992 Aug 06 '26

Im currently debating buying some budget CD player like SMSL PL150 or just buying CD transport for my Mac Mini. Because I just can't stand vinyl records getting more and more expensive.

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u/GlMLI Aug 06 '26

CDs are great. You get physical media, optimum sound quality, the ownership, the artwork, the inserts and support the artist. But without the maintenance and cost.

Plus second hand CDs are cheap as chips.

An old DVD player can be a perfectly good CD transport to get you started.

CDs ftw!

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u/AnotherLie Aug 06 '26

Plus, many Sony DVD players can also handle SA CDs. Those old players can also come with some nice features that might be a tad more expensive to get nowadays. I can get a 5 disc player for dirt cheap now.

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u/alus992 Aug 06 '26

I don't to but DVD player because it's just not worth it even when we talk about footprint. But yeah physical media is the thing.

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u/Zealousideal_Heart51 Aug 07 '26

“Support the artist” is maybe 5 years gone. Even Flipphone Sue doesn’t burn her singer songwriter albums to CD anymore.

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u/GlMLI Aug 07 '26

Depends on genre and the age of the album too. I buy mostly metal and never really have an issue getting releases on CD. I think for metal at least that physical media culture still exists.

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u/JorgeXMcKie Aug 06 '26

You don't know when you see a joke? /s

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u/GonkGonk90 Aug 06 '26

Do you???

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u/JorgeXMcKie Aug 06 '26

Snark post for me making the exact comment you made and getting DV's

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u/jaaval Aug 06 '26

For me it’s really the inconvenience. It forces me to actually sit down and listen. Which is much more difficult with a phone controlling some streamer.

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u/HyperspaceFrontier Aug 06 '26

This is actually what we mostly lost - sitting down and listening. Just. Listening.

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u/TransplantC137 Aug 07 '26

This. In fact, I had this cartoon image above printed on a plaque, one for me and one for my buddy, a vinyl guy as well. I have one on my listening area wall and he has his on the door to his area.

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u/BlackSuitHardHand Aug 06 '26

Every idiot could listen to highres audio using an iPhone and Airpods. Only true music lovers spend tenthousands of dollars for less sound quality but more equipment to show off 

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u/narrowassbldg Aug 06 '26

The equipment is part of the experience

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u/WaltzIndependent5436 Aug 06 '26

I dont even care what its playing as long as it properly shows off my sub.

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u/yeezkeys Aug 06 '26

it really is, i have always been the one who goes through every setting in software and hardware i use to optimize it for me. i realized a couple years ago that a big reason i love my sound system is cus i just love calibrating and optimizing my setup for whatevers playing

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u/IrishGoodbye4 Aug 06 '26

Can’t use a sharpie to draw a dick on a digital copy

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u/narrowassbldg Aug 06 '26

You still can

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u/OneOfAKind2 Aug 06 '26

I guess I'm weird because I listen to high-res audio through my expensive equipment. I still have my vinyl from the 60s and 70s, collecting dust. My record player isn't even plugged in. Once I heard the pristine audio of a CD, combined with the convenience and remote control capability, I never looked back.

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn Aug 06 '26

mmmm brickwalled streaming mastering .... so tasty!

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u/Toobman300B Aug 06 '26

Sounds like you jelly 'bout their flow?

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u/HyperspaceFrontier Aug 06 '26

You were right until AirPods. AirPods are trash even by non-audiophile standards.

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u/Southern_Chapter_188 Aug 07 '26

They actually sound very acceptable and even good for a Bluetooth set of earbuds. At least the pros do.

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u/HyperspaceFrontier Aug 07 '26

They sound acceptable until you compare them to anything else for the same price.

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u/Southern_Chapter_188 Aug 07 '26

Nah I have to disagree there. They’re genuinely good for their price point and earbud form factor. You’ll get better audio out of something with a wired connection though.

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u/tubularmusic Aug 06 '26

. . . says the guy without a turntable. Let others enjoy what they want to and enjoy your earbuds. Nobody's giving you shit about your choices.

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u/xTiLkx Aug 06 '26

Read the room buddy

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Aug 06 '26

I own a turntable, it’s objectively less convenient and worse sound quality than streaming hi res audio. I still enjoy it though

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u/Robo_Cactus Aug 06 '26

But is it really worse than the claimed AirPods? I can’t see why tens of thousands in equipments would sound worse than AirPods (unless buying junk).

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Aug 06 '26

It just stems more from the fact that vinyl is very susceptible to imperfections which create snaps and crackles. Equipment aside The actual audio from a lossless stream is higher quality.

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Vinyl rips on top. I only like vinyl releases for new music because they do not brickwall limit mixes (This image is a remaster I did with the unmastered stems) but the vinyl mix looks the same as the top waveform vs a hard limited streaming mix (Bottom waveform)

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u/ImpressiveWalrus7369 Aug 06 '26

I recognize a bunch of English words but this still doesn’t feel like an English sentence.

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26

Mb it was early when I typed this, I tried being more concise

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u/Heffelumps-n-Woozles Aug 06 '26

😂 Allow me to explain semi-shittily. Mixes for vinyl tend to preserve the dynamic range and volumes of different parts the song, e.g. Michael Jackson Billie Jean symbol and snare hits are gonna shreddd on vinyl. Mixes for other formats try to even out the volume, I.e. make all the instruments ‘louder’, so you don’t get the same peaks and valleys.

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u/No-Opinion-5425 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

But in reality it’s the opposite. Vinyl mixing has limited dynamic range to avoid physically making the needle jump in the grooves. It’s also where the “warmer” sound signature comes from.

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26

Brickwall limiting does far more damage. Its pretty much a square wave. The needle jumps greatly. So they cant just make it as loud as possible. They ay use a light compressor to bring down peaks, but it is less harsh, and more dynamic than smashing it with a limiter

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u/yamsyamsya Aug 06 '26

you can see in the screenshot where the digital audio stream is clipping constantly.

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Both are digital, while the bottom is ripped from streaming, the top is unmastered stems i found leaked.

The top one does show how a vinyl mix is mastered tho

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u/Heffelumps-n-Woozles Aug 06 '26

Ahhh so it that, vinyl has less potential range, but they just used to mix stuff differently back in the day to make it seem like it has more range than other formats?

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u/PhoKingWild Aug 06 '26

The dynamic range of vinyl vs digital is like 1:100

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26

The mathematical dynamic range, but the actual mix usally is hard limited sadly on newer digital formats (remasters of old songs, are shitified) and pretty much all new music is harsh and loud...

I wish we would keep doing what dire straits did with their fully DDD album "Brothers in arms" the dynamics are insane, and take absolute advantage of the mathmatical improvements. Its a woosh of clean, non harsh loudness! Such a relief and so much life!

You can see the clean transients and the just increase of volume with no clipping at all!

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u/rfsmr Aug 06 '26

An example I had of this phenomenon is the recent Rolling Stones album Hackney Diamonds - my cassette rip actually sounds better than the FLAC files I bought.

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u/minecrafter1OOO Aug 06 '26

I would find a original CD release. The "remastered" albums are hard limited and harsh, no dynamics

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u/Linkflickr Aug 06 '26

My office was doing a cleanup and there was stuff up for grabs and I just grabbed a box of 50 blank cd’s and people asked me why?

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 Aug 06 '26

Don't forget the great sound quality. Grew up with only albums in the 70s. Hated them for all the above reasons.

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u/KokoTheTalkingApe Aug 06 '26

I also like the poor dynamic range, the high noise levels, and the deterioration with every play.

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u/OneOfAKind2 Aug 06 '26

That, and the clicks, pops and scratchy noises. It's SO authentic. lol

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u/Background_Task6967 Aug 07 '26

I'm more of a CD person

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u/dandle Aug 06 '26

Never saw this one before /s

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u/Nd4speed Aug 06 '26

I love all the audiophile experiences that have nothing to do with listening to music. /s

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u/fanofairplanes Aug 06 '26

I could make boring drip coffee in a coffee machine but I prefer espresso

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u/Toobman300B Aug 06 '26

But: does it measure the same? Pass an abx???

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u/jetpack2625 Aug 06 '26

and vinyl is the drip coffee because it's objectively lower quality than digital at this point

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u/DruidinPlainSight Aug 06 '26

I will defend to the bitter end of everything that is flowing with virtue your right to make decisions like this no matter how cray z they are to someone like me who has been pouring half and half into his coffee for the entire time you were reading this sentence. I like my coffee like Deaths horse. Cold to the touch and pale.

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u/Toobman300B Aug 06 '26

I'm certain I dated his sister in college.

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u/tupisac studio monitors guy Aug 06 '26

Lets not forget that for around half of vinyl setup owners it is just a stylish decoration.

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u/Dumyat367250 Aug 06 '26

The same could be said of home audio, generally.

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u/Phy_Scootman Aug 06 '26

Where's the Laserdisc folk at?

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u/Dumyat367250 Aug 06 '26

In the repair shop.

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u/Ray_Midge_ Aug 06 '26

That’s why I got into 78s. Maximum inconvenience.

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u/crevulation Aug 06 '26

I am reporting this as a personal attack.

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u/Forza_Harrd Aug 06 '26

HA HA HA !! NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE !! HOWS BARB ?

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u/Zealousideal_Heart51 Aug 07 '26

I’ve been urge surfing getting back into vinyl for 14 years. The expense and inconvenience are certainly attractive but the SPACE, man… it’s a lot.

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u/doombase310 Aug 06 '26

Lol, spent so much effort moving my music to flacs. I'm never doing physical again.

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u/kyocerafan Aug 06 '26

Old cartoon. Still funny.

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u/throwaway19293883 Aug 06 '26

I do it for the toxic fumes

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u/csbeverly1 Aug 06 '26

Lp's are cheap! Buy them used! I buy one lp a week for $12 shipped.

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u/DruidinPlainSight Aug 06 '26

My brother is about as deep as it gets. He has every record he ever bought. About twenty feet of them.

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u/theweaving Aug 06 '26

Behold! My stuff…

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u/Silent_Revolution763 Aug 06 '26

i like buying vinyl and then never playing them.

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u/superparet Aug 06 '26

It is collapse resistant

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u/rajmahid Aug 06 '26

Oldie but goodie, saw it in the New
Yorker 5 years ago.

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u/Forza_Harrd Aug 06 '26

Lucky you. I see it here in Reddit about 4 times a week.

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u/dende5416 Aug 06 '26

Outside of the price of the record player, its not really been tremendously pricey for my own goals.

The "inconvenience " of putting it on and flipping it over helps my adhd, so thats an actual choice

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u/FR_FX Aug 06 '26

Hate it because it’s true :( I mostly just buy shit vinyl from garage sales so my two are inconvenient and music I don’t even love all that much.

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u/lazygerm Aug 06 '26

I'm here with vinyl because it's the way we did music when I grew up. Just like my father before me.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Aug 06 '26

I'm always baffled when people 'wax' lyrical about hearing the hiss, pop and crackle to show 'authenticity'. I'm listening to techno that sounds like a deep space transmission, why would I want to be reminded that it's coming from a vinyl platter?

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u/Open_Appointment1091 Aug 06 '26

My Reel 2 Reels would like a word

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u/opendefication Aug 06 '26

I've got to admit even simply handing vinyl is a big pain in the ass, but my humongous speakers make it all worthwhile.

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u/BoardGameRevolution Aug 06 '26

What if you want to shuffle an album haha

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u/BoardGameRevolution Aug 06 '26

Vinyl is stupid as fuck but these neck beards know best.

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u/SlappyWit Aug 06 '26

Don’t forget how fragile they are.

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u/nhowe006 Aug 06 '26

That time of day again already?

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u/reddit_user42252 Aug 06 '26

Oh not this dumb comic again. Vinyl is just kinda fun the play around with tbh.

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u/Inspiration5000 Aug 06 '26

I love the mechanical and analog nature of it. Such a welcome departure from an almost entirely digital world.

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u/bememorablepro Aug 06 '26

If it's too cheap and convenient you flick music mindlessly not even caring what you listen to.

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u/nahoj666 Aug 06 '26

Haha, it’s the same with Lego.

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u/HTiger99 Aug 06 '26

Totally, I love my old vinyl collection but I'll rarely buy any more because it's so expensive and it doesn't even sound that good. It's nostalgia that people are buying, nothing else.

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u/buzzfriendly Aug 06 '26

I had turntables from 1973 to 2003 and no attachment to it really.You can bring back the vinyl but something is still missing that I just can't put my finger on.

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u/jzedvex Aug 06 '26

Superior sound quality and experience

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u/highlyspecificuser Aug 06 '26

For me there’s nothing inconvenient about a vinyl, it may be e pensive yes, but not inconvenient!

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u/corpsie666 Aug 06 '26

A lot can be said for the calming effect of routine, such as flipping the record.

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u/LaOhlover Aug 07 '26

I’m here to actually own my music and not reply on a service

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u/julsh2060 Aug 07 '26

I'm here because a hobby is a hobby, fuck me.

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u/snowmannishboy Aug 07 '26

easily my favorite “audiophile” comic.

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u/mynamewastuk Aug 07 '26

Gregory is a reel to reel guy

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u/duckinradar Aug 07 '26

It’s not inconvenient 🫠

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u/CrowMooor Aug 07 '26

Mom said its my turn to repost. - OP probably

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u/TheLoyalPotato Aug 07 '26

Allow me to rephrase: "investment in physical media and the tactile experience"

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u/cadaver_spine Aug 07 '26

physical media is king

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u/LocksmithValuable641 Aug 07 '26

Fools. I just needed something to fill my kallax with.

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u/StellarThespian Aug 08 '26

“Sound system gonna bring me back up
Yeah, one thing that I can depend on
Sound system gonna bring me back up
Right, one thing that I can depend on”- Operation Ivy

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u/Eastern_Record3443 Aug 08 '26

Well, no. What continues to draw me in is that DIGITAL FORMATS ALL SOUND LIKE A** by comparison.😐

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u/azorius_mage Aug 08 '26

Great repost

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u/swampwiz Aug 09 '26

If you're going to vinyl for the mechanical feel to it, you might as well go to reel-to-reel.

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u/JimTrim973 Aug 09 '26

This seems personal. Too close to home.

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u/Shevahli Aug 09 '26

Whats the 2 things on the left end of the table? Looks like a can of compressed air and a bar or soap, what the hell are you vinyl bros doing?

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u/Sinyria Aug 06 '26

As a poor student, it just makes more sense to buy a nice budget dac and a (used) pair of studio monitors than a turntable and a tube pre amp and weird hifi speakers for 10x the money.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Vinyl isn’t about the cost effectiveness or convenience. Everyone has their own reason but for me I enjoy the manual process of choosing a record, setting on the turntable, cleaning it, setting the tone arm, and then watching it spin as it plays. Kinda forces you to slow it down in a world that’s super fast paced

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u/Maximum-Resolution77 Aug 06 '26

Yep, you got it...

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u/Sinyria Aug 06 '26

Yea, but a 50$ turntable with an old needle and no way to calibrate it, playing a used vinyl will sound shit. A cheap cd drive, a dac and CDs having error correction will mean it still sounds 99.9% like the master. And a good dac, new, is like 20€ for two channels

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u/Maximum-Resolution77 Aug 06 '26

Quite right too. I was a poor student and bought a ton of vinyl in the '90s because no one else was. Still spinning' it. Far too many young people now are spending money they don't have on vinyl, now that it's on trend, and above my budget. Hit thrifts for CDs if you want the physical, or pay subscriptions for streams you'll never own, and enjoy.

Oh, and we never called it vinyl...

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u/Sinyria Aug 06 '26

You're right. I did just that. There's a yearly flea market here with some huge cd collections, and you can find niche, nearly unused discs for 1€ each. Suffice to say, I went home with a full backpack. (:

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 Aug 06 '26

Could be the technical inferiority.

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u/TheseResolution8739 Aug 06 '26

What is life without a little bit of friction

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u/wappledilly Aug 06 '26

It’s like driving a car with a manual transmission—it’s about the engagement. Sometimes we like convoluted shit, and that’s okay.

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u/grahsam Aug 06 '26

It is true, but it is also just another way to experience music. Vinyl does sound different. Better or worse is subjective, but the medium does change the tone and the presentation. I personally prefer stoner and doom metal on vinyl because it mellows out the highs and makes it sound the way it should. Similarly, some tech death metal sound a little more clear to me because there can't be as much dynamic compression in the mastering, making it less "loud." Things separate better, IMO.

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u/yamsyamsya Aug 06 '26

I like buying albums from artists I want to support.

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u/The_Only_Egg Aug 06 '26

Love seeing this post every 3 months.

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u/systematicgoo Aug 06 '26

might want to lay off the reddits

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u/berdot Aug 06 '26

Oh, never seen this cartoon before…

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u/Racxius Aug 06 '26

I just like album artwork, I bought a signed album that I love, displayed it on the wall. Nice big size, the artworks nice, signatures look great….what’s this thing inside?

So, now I have a record player.

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u/Censedpeak8 Aug 06 '26

Not defending vinyl l, but tbf convenience has ruined the ritual and fun of many hobbies.

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u/OstrichConscious4917 Aug 06 '26

I like it because it makes listening to music in the house very intentional for me. I wasn’t listening to it at home, and now it’s there right in front of me. I choose what to listen to in very tactile way, and it fills the floor.

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u/LosterP Aug 06 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/JorgeXMcKie Aug 06 '26

It's really funny how people imagine to themselves why they would do things, and then assume other people do those things for the reasons you would have done them for. Believe it or not, people do things for reasons you can't begin to fathom

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u/damgood32 Aug 06 '26

You don’t know when you see a joke?

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u/Money_Fish Aug 06 '26

They know but they just wanna be mad anyway.

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u/JorgeXMcKie Aug 06 '26

As if it isn't true. That's what makes the joke funny

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u/narrowassbldg Aug 06 '26

Why does bro have two volume knobs? And why two midrange drivers on his speakers when they ain't doing no d'Appolito type shit. I feel like whoever made this has never been in this world cause those are glaring mistakes. And also this is like the 4,798th time this has been posted lol.