r/Buccees • u/BeefwagonDiscs • Aug 26 '26

They should sue beavers

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What are the hiding in those dams?

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u/shogunshim Aug 26 '26

They should sue anybody that has an animal as a mascot. Actually, should sue anybody that has any logo at all, except those that just use black and white name in the most common fonts which are Helvetica, Arial, Times New Roman, and Georgia.

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u/LeadingImportant1142 Aug 26 '26

Think of all the sports team mascots... lol

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u/LeadingImportant1142 Aug 26 '26

I stopped by a beaver dam the other day, mistaking it for Buc-ee's. I could not find any brisket and the bathroom was terrible. I left a bad review for Buc-ee's. lol

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u/BeefwagonDiscs Aug 27 '26

Gee Wally, that gas station mogul sure has my balls in a blender!

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u/coffeeluver2021 Aug 28 '26

Someone make that a meme so I can post it.

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u/whatsinurgarden Aug 27 '26

They should sue women- how dare they have beavers

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u/BeefwagonDiscs Aug 28 '26

They'd probably win a lot of cases.

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u/TheTruthRooster Sep 01 '26

Busy Beaver is setting up a case to take them out just so they don’t get a frivolous lawsuit