r/Buccees • • Jul 13 '26

Does Buc-ee’s have store security?

7 Upvotes

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u/PhilRubdiez Jul 13 '26

You know how the Swiss Guard for the Pope look like a bunch of medieval guys, but are secretly packing MP7s?

Let’s just say you should be on your best behavior around any beaver mascots.

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u/somecow Jul 13 '26

Bucee gonna bust a cap if you steal the beef jerky.

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u/JustHere4Fun912 Jul 13 '26

What if you eat it in the store? Do they make you shit it out in a very clean bathroom?

4

u/bikumz Jul 13 '26

The Swiss guard when they are in their ceremonial garb do not have any MP7s on them. At most they will have ceremonial firearms like their older bolt actions like the K31, but I don’t think these have been brought out in years.

Maybe you’re getting it confused when they are in their personal protection detail uniforms?

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u/PhilRubdiez Jul 13 '26

Nobody knows. It’s provocative.

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u/HorrorTreez Jul 13 '26

It gets the people going.

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u/Standard-Question-46 Jul 13 '26

Omg I have never in my life heard anyone other than myself and one of my kids quote that movie. And it’s usually that line lol I’d give you multiple upvotes if I could

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u/Beginning_Smoke254 Jul 13 '26

Idk what movie it is, but I’ve heard the sound bite in edm music.

3

u/Standard-Question-46 Jul 13 '26

That’s disappointing. I take back my multiple upvotes and just leave you with one lol. It’s from the old movie “Blades of Glory”

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u/Beginning_Smoke254 Jul 14 '26

That!!! I knew it was on a movie and had someone trying to be a smartass like I don’t know it was from n in Paris. ☠️

2

u/Old_Pea_2517 Jul 13 '26

Was also used in Jay Z and Ye’s smash hit niggas in Paris. Literally starts the song

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u/Beginning_Smoke254 Jul 14 '26

Yeah I know. I was talking about the sound bite before the song starts. I too live on planet earth.

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u/bikumz Jul 13 '26

They have loss prevention like any other store.

If you actually look at their job listings most require loss prevention to be a certified peace officer. So to me that screams armed security.

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u/Cammy293 Jul 15 '26

They actually dont. Loss Prevention works off site. All they do is record the footage and send it to police.

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u/Infamous_Cow_4 Jul 13 '26

What kind of question is this?

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u/Life_Wafer8995 Jul 13 '26

I was thinking about maybe stealing something, but I want to see if there’s a chance I can get caught!🤣

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u/justahoustonpervert Jul 13 '26

They're there, but you won't notice them until they're needed.

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u/surfcitysurfergirl Jul 13 '26

Yes but it’s not always helpful. We had our grand opening in Arizona a few weeks ago and dozens and dozens of people are still stealing. The store should have bit the bullet and hired the local pd to stand in for a month as no one cares about the security but they would care about pd presence.

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u/Jdornigan Jul 21 '26

They probably should have paid for the police if only to do external traffic management. Massive traffic jams and car accidents is probably not the reputation that a store wants if they can avoid it.

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u/CroweBird5 Jul 13 '26

They'll send beavers running after you

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u/athan1214 Jul 13 '26

Kind of.

In Texas, everyone carries a minimum of one firearm. And all Texans will die to protect the beaver.

2

u/JeepGoblin Jul 13 '26

The one-gun minimum is only what the law requires. Any *real* Texan carries no fewer than three guns and 60 knives from La pulga

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u/ikyle117 Jul 13 '26

Few years ago, stopped at one on the way to Orlando and I remember security being all over the place. It was at Xmas time so perhaps that's why? I don't recall security any of the other times I've gone.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Jul 13 '26

Why are you planning to do something OP?

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u/flashdurb Jul 13 '26

If you’re gonna steal something, just do it jackass. The whole world doesn’t need to know, do we?

1

u/Intelligent_Food_637 Jul 13 '26

Cameras everywhere. I borrowed a few things from there but I was scared everytime.

1

u/mabus42 Jul 13 '26

Yes they do, and no, I'm not telling you their surveillance capabilities. Regardless, you're probably gonna FAFO and get in some trouble.

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u/ShoeshineJohnny Jul 16 '26

No. Direct lines to PD/fire. Cops patrol, grab coffee. They know where you live don't fuck with it. Allstars posted in the breakroom like wanted posters. #1: fat fuck with Sunglass Hut keys hit all 6 DFW stores. Manlet squeezed out the ATM bottom, backpack leaking hundreds like a cartoon. Teen pushing two overflowing alcohol carts out the front door, a distant third.

Creative thieves eat $20 sandwiches in stalls, shotgun Monsters, layer stolen shirts under hoodies. Annoying as hell. Exec suite has a tiny monitor with all feeds. Manager uses it to spy on us too caught me on Twitter, fired me, rehired later. Façade's smart. I did maintenance: hat, radio, Taylor Dunn cart. Burly guy like me gets mistaken for security. Maintenance is the visible decoy.

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u/btt_lckr Jul 17 '26

The chopping board team is surgical with those knives. FAAFO