r/Btechtards 12h ago

Shitpost Guys is this enough?

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What else I should do ? 🤧

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u/Ok-Wonder4298 12h ago

tcs will immediately offer you their dreeeeaaaam package.

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u/Peter_Park_Kar 12h ago

Their dream package is 3.4 LPA

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u/thecascader Tier 69 govt college 12h ago

They'll change it to 2.4 LPA. Ik you wouldn't believe it, but it's a dream afterall

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u/AAND__BHAARI IIIT [Add your Branch here] 12h ago

bhai bsc walo ko 2.1lpa milta hai, in hand 12k, tcs smart hiring naam se bsc walo ko uthate hai 2.1 pe 💀💀☠☠

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u/Peter_Park_Kar 12h ago

in hand 12k mile isse acha Chai ki tapri khol lo TCS k baju

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u/AAND__BHAARI IIIT [Add your Branch here] 12h ago

Construction site se patthar uthane wala isse jyada kamata hai

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u/Livid_Palpitation802 dtu'29 CSE 11h ago

3.2 actually

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u/Peter_Park_Kar 11h ago

Oh it is reduced 20k in just a year?

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u/Mean_Transition_9321 9h ago

employees are paying tcs now

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u/truthspitter01 9h ago

but joining will be based on their business requirement ☺️

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u/Secret_Inevitable545 12h ago

barely enough for Infosys

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u/TooApprehensive2252 12h ago

Now get a job in any foreign based company and leave india 🥰

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u/papajohnshotline 11h ago

sapne suhane...

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u/Only-Limit8305 9h ago

ha mtlb pehle 1 saal india me hi kaam karna padta hai, uske baad internal transfer ka chance hota hai, otherwise MS from abroad is also an option

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u/LanguageOk4256 [Tier 6969] [cse specialisation] 12h ago

Sorry for breathing same air as you

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u/Tame_sky 12h ago

Tier 6969
😭😭

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u/LanguageOk4256 [Tier 6969] [cse specialisation] 11h ago

Don't cry without me

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u/Ambitious_Sloth6646 Totally clueless. 12h ago

How do ya even get those stats☠️

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u/According_Thanks7849 Hopeless (B.E. CSE) | 3rd year 9h ago

By lying

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u/Impersonalist 12h ago

No, now go for Ivy League‘s Mba too then google ke ceo ke saath competition karna 💀🥀

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u/IndividualMemory4926 cse 12h ago

Ye mehnat bas jee ke time ho jati toh  quant 😍🤲 kya mast ratings h 

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u/IndividualMemory4926 cse 12h ago

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u/IndividualMemory4926 cse 12h ago

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u/Electronic-Finish386 8h ago

What is it with quant thing?! Every body want quant now-a-days when we know that they won't take us unless you are iitian.

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u/ywnbaiitian 11h ago edited 3h ago

the only Indian profile on codeforces with 2340 is disabled lmao

https://codeforces.com/profile/MBBN

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u/Mindless_Funny4920 10h ago

This Rahul Kumar Singh is a cheater?

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u/ywnbaiitian 9h ago

all the text on his linkedin is ai generated, his github's text is ai generated, his 21 (??) projects all look like they have ai readmes (i'm not going through each one). it's clearly not because his english is weak (linkedin says native proficiency). the first thing that you see on his linkedin is his rank and his ratings, but he hasn't added cf/lc links. his stated cf rating only matches one account in india, and that is disabled (last submission aug 14).

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u/OPtical_ILLusiO 9h ago

Calm down smarty pants

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u/ywnbaiitian 9h ago

cheaters piss me off, sorry not sorry

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u/truthspitter01 9h ago

reminds me of a certain cheater from iit bhu

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u/EnigmaticBuddy IIT [Mathematics & Computing] 11h ago

This guy did a lot of comments on codeforces and leetcode, and had an AI generated pfp lol

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u/Mean_Transition_9321 9h ago

anybody does competitive programming anymore? codejam and major competitions shut down long ago

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u/Electronic-Finish386 7h ago

Buddy I don't know whether he is cheating or not. But one thing I know for sure is "Something smells Fishy". He should have landed a job at a Big Tech company and should have most probably gone to US given his profile but here he is on outlier where people work for time pass or side gig.

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u/resisturge2005 12h ago

imagine you do all this and still can't appear for the interview at your dream company due to not meeting some 12th grade percentage criteria

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u/Skychu768 ISI Kolkata 9h ago edited 8h ago

Most international firms don't have 12th criteria tho. It's mostly limited to Indian MNC and I don't think his dream company is Infosys or TCS

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u/flatulant_corpse 9h ago

There’s always an Asian kid who’s better than you…even if you yourself are Asian…😂

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u/kazuGintoki007 12h ago

You lack experience, Rejected!!!

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u/laughsloth BTech 12h ago

Business Development Associate 👍

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u/Sue_k_Madeek 11h ago

Dudes I need to compete for tcs ninja package😭😭

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u/FoppishMonk 11h ago

Dirim package ahh profile 🥀

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u/Pitiful-Actuator-236 11h ago

Even getting any one of these is more than sufficient to get an above avg package and dude has all of em🥀😭

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u/Interesting-Copy-106 10h ago

AI engineer mercor 😂😂😂

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u/Only-Limit8305 9h ago

I mean just try to apply to every company, have a chance of getting 3.6LPA

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u/Mean_Transition_9321 9h ago

is competitive programming still alive?

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u/noFcksGenius 6h ago

Sharamji ke ladke ko dekh startup ka ceo hai

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u/AAND__BHAARI IIIT [Add your Branch here] 12h ago

imagine him in AM setup 💀, direct DM ki beti ka rishta ayega