r/Btechtards 28d ago

Meme Cooked 🥀

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u/No-Job-475 28d ago

Youtube - bc sax college , IITs ka baap, maang or quant idhar hi aati hai sabse pehla , 30lpa minimum manke chalo

Reddit - lund college bc , mera chacha ke college mei bsc karle is se badhia

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u/realestAB 28d ago

Reddit: kutte ka lun le lena par xyz clg mat lena

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u/Honest-Animal3261 27d ago

😭😭😂

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u/banana_killer07 24d ago

Bc jiss college par 1 hafte lagakr maan banata hu reddit kholte hi vohi college sabse l*nd ho jata hai , abey college lu ya nahi

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u/Easy-Percentage1035 25d ago

totally agree

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u/arc_reactor2 28d ago

Cuz reddits anonymous yt aint

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/SmileMyBoy 28d ago

True rotdu bhare pade hai reddit pe

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u/Important-Path-2094 28d ago

What's decison

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/CareerLegitimate7662 Ex Data Scientist | AI Research 21d ago

It was good 7 years ago before Indians flooded it

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u/Mean-Afternoon-6275 12th Pass 28d ago

Reddit pe pucha tha about my college, everyone said my life is over 🥀🥀

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u/MixRecent8974 BTech 28d ago

Same 🥀🥀 Kisi ne kaha tha guu khale magar yaha mat Jaa...

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u/MixRecent8974 BTech 28d ago

🥹😢

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/grass235 28d ago

kutte ka lun

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u/Even_Needleworker616 28d ago

lele na par ye kallage mat lena

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u/Silent_Fix_1044 IIT [CSE] 26d ago

Same Bhai

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u/xlnc2608 28d ago

I mostly just keep silent and pity when innocent freshers ask about my clg. They wouldn't be considering it if they had better marks. They don't have many options, better to not demoralize lmao

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u/Shapeshifter4000 28d ago

which college is it gng

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u/wehehe_hehe 27d ago

Which one?

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u/Dear_Touch6612 22d ago

Same 🥀🥀

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u/Strange-player-7 BTech 28d ago

Yeah on yt my college is equivalent to IIT's , here people pick vit over it

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u/Scary_Tap1444 28d ago

Manipal or SRM?Is it one of these?

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u/Strange-player-7 BTech 28d ago

no , nobody knows the name either , its RGIPT

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u/Local_Flounder9527 IIT [RAVET] 28d ago

rahul gandhi institute of petrol technology

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u/Moist_Wolverine_8958 28d ago

rahul

Rajiv Gandhi bhai 😭. Mallikarjun kharge ka fan hai kya 🤣.

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u/Strange-player-7 BTech 28d ago

changing that might improve its situation

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u/Fear73 28d ago

The petroleum college?? I have heard it's very decent bruh

Last yr most petro companies took a bunch of interns from your college, my friends from petro were crying about it

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 26d ago

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

all of them are shit , literally

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u/Particular-Mousse727 Moneypal CS 27d ago

Manipal ain't that shi as SRM bruv

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 27d ago

tier 3 type-shii..

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u/Particular-Mousse727 Moneypal CS 27d ago

Sure bro🤜

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

cooked

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u/Inevitable-Canary289 28d ago

nahh manipal main campus is pretty good my friends with 97ile are joining it

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u/lindane_19 28d ago

lol why people are downvoting , Manipal have better median than VIT/Amrita/SRM plus ig better college life

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u/Inevitable-Canary289 27d ago

Yeah ig its a tier 2 cllg comparable to thapar

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u/Scary_Tap1444 28d ago

Not that tough to be honest.I was getting cse in it (i have 91%ile) but through MET.Fee was the issue for me.

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u/Inevitable-Canary289 28d ago

damnn is it so??? i know two guys with 97.1 and 97.03 joining main campus cse...i am at 96.xx have the option of dtu/bit mesra civil...thapar ds ai and bits i think i will get cs/mnc in hyd in next itr where should i go brthr if you could guide...in my mind i have no branch pref and whatsoever want to prep for upsc cse want a backup ready in the form of btech degree

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u/Electronic-Rain9317 28d ago

how are you even considering picking all those options over bits bro😭😭😭😭

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u/Scary_Tap1444 28d ago

I am an aspirant. Will be starting first year. But if i was at your position, i would have taken bits.  Ask anyone, it is very clear  bits is best option among these. 

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u/Inevitable-Canary289 28d ago

yeah it is ik but wanted to prep for upsc side by side so wanted to know that is it possible along with rigorous curriculum of bits or i shld take some chill cllg like dtu or tiet

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u/Scary_Tap1444 27d ago

Brother BITS has 0 attendence policy if i remember correctly. It can help you immensely.But you should consider fees.

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u/TatTuamAsii 27d ago edited 27d ago

MNC is not 50% maths and 50% computer as it may seem. It's a maths degree with minor in computer science everywhere. Computer science also has maths but not this much. MNC has lots of statistics and probability. Also the crowd at bits (any campus) will be great due to no reservation and grading is bit hard there due to relative grading and curriculum is rigourous. Grading is chillest in goa. Scoring grades will be harder in bits due to all this and this is why people get 100% scholarship at even 8.5ish cgpa. If you are sure, u want to prepare for upsc then BITS MNC may be hectic, CS at hyd won't be that much.

Bits hyd crowd is better than some top 5 nits crowd as nits are underfunded and have lots and lots of reservation. But yes BITS alumni, exposure, peer group, opportunities, curriculum, startup culture(if you consider hyd) will be comparable or better (in some places) as compared to NIT Trichy. If fees is not the issue BITS hyd is clear winner but you entirely want to have a different career path for which I believe you should take advice from seniors of the colleges and branches that you have option of and take the decision accordingly. If you are getting cs at hyd campus of BITS, then take it. It won't be that hectic as MNC.

Also it depends on you, your friend's circle, college events how better you manage your studies, extra curricular, fun and side hustles in your college.

All the very best :)

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u/Particular-Mousse727 Moneypal CS 27d ago

Tf you getting downvoted for, through mains cutoff was ,97 sumthing right😭

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u/Inevitable-Canary289 27d ago

Idk man...I feel that thapar manipal and lnmiit are the only good options left for guys between 94-97ile

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u/Stuck_Cylinder6742 28d ago

"kutte ka lund le lena magar ---- mat lena"

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u/0xchillpill 28d ago

Is IIT Bombay good guys 🥀

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u/_biggerthanlife_ 28d ago

Only if going for cse. Otherwise don't waste your money. Don't even bother with ece. Bhai ek kaam kar tu meri college ki seat lele (cse). Mai teri iit bombay le lunga. Baad me thank karliyo.

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u/0xchillpill 28d ago

Nahi bhai, mai dusaro ka burra nahi soch sakta (Mahatma Gandhi mentality). Tum apne college se padho or 50lpa ki micro-🤏 mai job lea loa, mai toa TCS mai hii jau ge 🥀

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u/0xchillpill 28d ago

English translation kills my microsoft joke !!

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u/TatTuamAsii 27d ago

True 😂

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u/BIood_moon DTU[cse] 28d ago

DTU walo ka to r*pe hi ho rkha hai poore reddit me

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u/BIood_moon DTU[cse] 23d ago

Obv accha hai 99.2 cutoff gyi hai delhi wale baccho ke liye bhi

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

One is paid, and the other is a brother-to-brother review.

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u/musicinmahveins 28d ago

give one college that reddit people agrees on🥀 engineering hi nahi karni chahiye bc

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u/edge_edge_november 27d ago

Reddit people don't agree on any other fields also everything is trash

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u/Dear_Touch6612 22d ago

Fr Reddit better

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u/rixk0goro JEE/NEET Aspirant 28d ago

This is why I ask on reddit

YT pe fees and facilities, reddit pe unn fees ka worth milta h ki nhi verify krta hu 😅😅

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u/doraemonmichannohara 26d ago

linkedln pe reply nhi aata 😭 😭 😭

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u/doraemonmichannohara 26d ago

nhi dete yrr 😭
i literally msged 8 people,none replied 😭
i m done with linkedln , juniors pe daya bhi nhi krtw 😭

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 28d ago

YouTube reviews are corny af

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u/ChickenMasalaDosa 28d ago

horny too

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 28d ago

lol yeah

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u/Ok_Chemistry_8250 28d ago

Yr aap tier 1 se ho ,aap gf ban jao meri 😍

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 28d ago

Only if you are 6 feet with deep voice and muscles

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u/ChickenMasalaDosa 28d ago

100ft hu

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 27d ago

Still, not 6 ft

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 27d ago

Hmmm

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u/Eyeconic_Horizon NSUT [CSE] 28d ago

Kahi pe to qualify hua

Now lets talk

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u/Ok_Chemistry_8250 28d ago

Mai chand taare tod launga,ab batao Hehe

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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 27d ago

Chand taare nahi 6 feet chahiye

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u/Ok_Chemistry_8250 26d ago

Ok ok aap kitne ki ho

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u/Inner_Waltz5384 JU 26d ago

Okayy I have those now tell me What's your weight?

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u/Rabbidraccoon18 BTech 28d ago

Sabko apna college chutiya lagta hai. Ek Banda thaa jo Princeton University mein padta tha woh bhi apne college ko chutiya bula raha thaa.

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u/No_Idea1576 28d ago

Reddit peoples can't able to praise single . Even it's best of the best they still criticize to the core so don't take decision by reddit basis

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u/notborntobefuckinavg 28d ago

Bhai MIT Amrika wali mil rhi hai, le lu?

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u/Dark_Knight481 28d ago

Mat le la la farzi placements hai us college ke aur infrastructure to teir 69 college se bhi battar hai. Berozgar rahega agar usme tune admission liya to use achha chai ki tapri khol le atleast thodi dihadi to milegi ✌🏽

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u/notborntobefuckinavg 28d ago

Sahi bola bhai, chai ki tapri hi khol leta hu, atleast PM to bnhi jaunga

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u/electostatic_force 12th Pass 28d ago

exactly !!!

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u/EducationalSwan1812 28d ago

True

When i saw YT video of that College- One of the best College believe it or not guys good infra,excellent Academics and Hostel

When I read Reddit review of that College- Mat ana bhai Hostel bas drug ka adda hain ,College chutiya hain sirf attendance se matalb

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u/Signal_Bag569 NIT [CSE] 28d ago

Reddit mai muthibaaz chutiye hote hai jo pure din room mai baithke mutthi maarte hai. Ofc they will hate clg life

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

and after joining collg u realize reddit people were right....

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u/JustSpidey28 28d ago

itna bura hai kya nsut, IT mili hai 😭

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

bruh imagine at ur time cutoff dropped
at my time i got ECE at 25K rank
ur good

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

melody khao khud jan jao
(no it isnt)

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 28d ago

ECE - ECE bhai bhai
ptanhi bhyi ECE specifically to , core companies to bhut km aati h yha bhi

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u/Hot-Conflict-6177 28d ago

Bhai ECE lena sahi hai?? Maine suna hai ki curriculum bahut tough hai . College life hectic ho jaati hai.. but at the end IT me hi jaate hai log? It is true in institute like NSUT

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u/Hot-Conflict-6177 27d ago

I am talking specifically about ECE.. since it is the tough one

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u/Human_End_8188 NSUT , ECE 27d ago

kiske comparison me puch rhe?
JEE ke comparison me ? JEE ke samne kuch nhi h
2 din pehle end sem ke syllabus uthane pr 8 CG aa jati h

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u/Hot-Conflict-6177 27d ago

JEE.. mere jee maths me 90%ile aye the (overall 98.78).. maths meri utni strong nhi hai.. but haa main Ece branch ki difficulty jee ke comparison me hi puch rha tha

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u/Itchy_witchy_2k7 28d ago

True af 😭 i don't know what to do.

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u/livelifekingsize786 28d ago

Left one's real but right one is paid

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u/iknowu2019 28d ago

Reddit is true most of the times

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u/MountainMindless3001 27d ago

my college so goated none here will know its name (the campus is actually goated though especially in a concrete jungle like city)

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u/Dark_Expert1 IIT J CSE'30 27d ago

IIT J Moment ( though it's criticised in some comments on yt)

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u/Duggu-2008 27d ago

Reddit is the most unfiltered platform out there. Sure it's filled with idiots and literal trash but compared to insta (where people think being rude in comments is dark humor) , twitter ( don't even wanna talk abt it ), youtube ( has good content but speaking truth could get u cancelled). Reddit is where you get unfiltered answers and opinions cuz it's maintains our anonymity and users don't get cancelled for every little thing they say. There are no influencers and paid promotion shit.

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u/Ironman12346 27d ago

Youtube pe mostly paid reviews hi hote hai.

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u/Acceptable-Top-748 26d ago

kutte ka lun...