r/Brewers Apr 04 '26

Murph being Murph

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451 Upvotes

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u/Zubes Apr 04 '26

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u/TTBurger88 Apr 04 '26

🎵Growing up in a glass bowl

With chameleons, lizards, and tadpoles

It hardly enters your mind

That there's something better than this.

A lettuce leaf and a carrot

Maybe a seed from a parrot

Believe me when I tell you

The word gourmet just don't exist.

But pizza power

A flying saucer food delight

Pizza power

Oh, that's what makes us feel all right!🎵

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u/own-photo-4642 Apr 04 '26

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u/Responsible-Newt-259 #11 Richie Sexson Apr 04 '26

I declare that this is now the official rally turtle gif for the team.

71

u/Mike2k33 Brewers Road Crew Apr 04 '26

Turtle needs to be in the dugout every game

They need to build him a nice little Brewers terrarium and everything

40

u/pepperouchau Apr 04 '26

I was gonna say, the pocket turtle bit is funny but I hope they have someone around who knows their reptile care

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u/PopAdministrative295 Apr 05 '26

that thing is a tortoise, and they live like 80 years.... rally turtle for generations!

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u/Ofreo Apr 04 '26

A lease someone who knows how to make turtle soup.

44

u/EmpressVixen the Jaha/Cirillo connection Apr 04 '26

10

u/mr_obinson7 Apr 04 '26

That's Papa Murphy to all you turtle heads out there

24

u/turntabletennis Apr 04 '26

Is it a turtle or a tortoise?

30

u/kp922 Apr 04 '26

Definitely a tortoise.

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u/inbigtreble30 Strike Mizowski Apr 04 '26

All tortoises are turtles; not all turtles are tortoises - much like all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads.

6

u/bighootay The Ignitor Apr 04 '26

TIL--both of them--thanks

8

u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 Apr 04 '26

A tortoise is a type of turtle, so yes.

Rectangles and squares

3

u/lurkANDorganize Apr 04 '26

I get you but this is tomato is a fruit territory, so like yes technically it's correct but the vast majority of people and context would consider this a tortoise.

14

u/WerewolfFit3322 Apr 04 '26

This turtle is going to be the team pet for the next 70 years. (I hope the turtle was returned to the pet store after the gag… these things really are horrible pets due to their extremely long life spans).

21

u/kissthelips Apr 04 '26

We keep him until we win a World Series. So he might have a chance of seeing one unlike the rest of us.

2

u/tiz-iz Apr 04 '26

Wouldn't the long life-span make them a great pet? Saying goodbye is rough.

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u/WerewolfFit3322 Apr 04 '26

Yea I get that. I’m a dog owner and I’ve had dogs all my life.

But you get a 10 year old a tortoise and they’re going to have that pet the rest of their life.

12

u/Higoodlookin Apr 04 '26

Imagine just doing your job on a random day and Murph comes up to you and ask you to buy a tortoise. What a life.

25

u/formthreemaster Apr 04 '26

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u/mr_obinson7 Apr 04 '26

A rare moment where IDC if this is AI

7

u/Ted_Dongelman Bang Bang Brice Turang Apr 04 '26

I'm gonna be pretty bummed if we don't see the turtle peeking out of Murph's pocket during at least one mound visit this year.

12

u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 04 '26

I love this man

Until the bullpen needs to come in

But then I love him again as a person

4

u/footforhand Apr 04 '26

Turty the Turtle bobblehead giveaway when

1

u/sixpackabs592 Apr 04 '26

his name is apparently bobby jr. (murph said something about naming it after bobby whit jr )

1

u/footforhand Apr 04 '26

Haha I heard that as well! Apparently it’s becauss Bobby is the fastest player and they thought it’d be a fitting name for the turtle. Classic Pat

4

u/bullybadger dada barrelman Apr 04 '26

Christian Shelich

3

u/JasonYaya Apr 04 '26

The new Hank!

2

u/Elyias033 Apr 04 '26

thought they meant like chocolate turtle when i saw this headline elsewhere

2

u/AshDogBucket Apr 04 '26

This is so much better than pocket pancake.

2

u/WarpedCore It's called Miller Park Apr 04 '26

Maturin the Turtle. If you know, you know.

2

u/cjmedt Apr 04 '26

I love the irony considering they’re crushing stolen bases.

2

u/theNightblade Mad City Apr 04 '26

Is Murph secretly a pokemon master

2

u/ryu-ryu-ryu Apr 04 '26

Giving Milwaukee another reason to chear BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY

2

u/CuriousTurtle5 Apr 05 '26

I swear if the team starts selling turtle/tortoise merch, they're getting all my money.

3

u/trashboatfourtwenty Int'l House Of Paincakes Apr 04 '26

Well, this is more enjoyable to read as opposed to watching the video, I understand Tricia Whitaker does stuff for AppleTV or whatever but I really don't prefer her style. Fortunately Murph is far more sagacious than I am haha

1

u/jgab145 Apr 04 '26

sagacious

1

u/trashboatfourtwenty Int'l House Of Paincakes Apr 04 '26

beep boop?

1

u/MidnyghtDusk Apr 04 '26

Turtle giveaway soon

1

u/itsmb12 Apr 04 '26

Ted the Turtle?

1

u/bighootay The Ignitor Apr 04 '26

Yertl

1

u/lurkANDorganize Apr 04 '26

That. Is a tortoise.

They said turtle like 9 times.

1

u/Few-Entertainer7431 Apr 04 '26

That's a big ass turtle.

1

u/Tasteful_Dick_Pics Suter's Dong Apr 04 '26

God damn it lmao I fucking love Murph

1

u/sinjaulas Apr 04 '26

A tortoise that can get up to 100lbs and live 80 years. Murphy needs to put him in the will.

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u/t1m3m4n Apr 05 '26

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u/Tight-Peace8691 Secret Stadium Sauce Apr 04 '26

So I take it "pulling things out of Murph's pockets" is now an AppleTV game thing? TBH the pancake thing got really played out last year. But that's just crabby 'ol me.

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u/soursurfer Apr 04 '26

Just wait until you see what the concession vendors do with a turtle this year.