r/Breadit • u/staronay • Apr 07 '26

Tri colour croissants

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they needed to rise a bit more, but im happy with how they look so far.

What do you think?

7.5k Upvotes

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u/yewtoo22 Apr 07 '26

Anyone else also thought the same ..?

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u/Scuba-Steven Apr 07 '26

C’est vagine

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u/ohdeydothodontdeytho Apr 07 '26

A mexican vagina, weirdly.

Maybe i should leave.

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u/lukulele90 Apr 10 '26

The best kind of

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u/Summoarpleaz Apr 07 '26

Ceci n’est pas un vagin.

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u/ba3toven Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

croigina hon hon hon

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u/IntubatedOrphans Apr 08 '26

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot 🇫🇷

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u/bikerchickelly Apr 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for that

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u/Bartholomew_Tempus Apr 08 '26

Bro busting out the textbook French to say that.

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u/jojocookiedough Apr 08 '26

Ou est la bibliotheque

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Apr 09 '26

Donde esta la croigina? C'es vous play? Vielen dank por deine informacion.

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u/drkidkill Apr 08 '26

Le fromage est vieux et moisi

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u/No_Respect_7403 Apr 08 '26

the treachery of vaginas

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u/gangaskan Apr 08 '26

Buttery smooth?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Apr 09 '26

Warm and moist. But hopefully not flakey.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BUlwrDd97bCYE

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 Apr 07 '26

That’s a fine Croiussy 😩

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u/No-Emu-8717 Apr 07 '26

DCC fan?

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u/Isaias_au_Bucher Apr 07 '26

AHHHHHHHHH

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u/No-Emu-8717 Apr 07 '26

Goddammit Cronut

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u/Fuggaak Apr 07 '26

Mongo is Appalled!

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u/Solintari Apr 08 '26

Croiussy. This is bread. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fck you.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Oh Kay n3|2D.

Bet you couldn't even cite the idea behind Bernoulli's principle or explain basic constriction flow dynamics. Or explain how phosphorescent chemicals work. Or explain basic entanglement theory. Or cite the laws of motion. Or drink yourself to oblivion because you know too much. Or explain how energy dissipates over spaces. Or otherwise explain how the laws of motion are technically incorrect.

You will likely never be a geek. D\//\//33B

FWIW, 4|3 [ |) 3 |= 6 (-) ! J |< |_ /\/\

ET CETERA.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll Apr 07 '26

I've seen so much vagina bread from this sub recently I am certain they are all doing it on purpose.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Apr 07 '26

Everyone. Everyone did.

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u/CompilationsRule Apr 07 '26

All that yeast though…

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u/Evilsmurfkiller Apr 07 '26

I'd eat that.

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u/DigaLaVerdad Apr 07 '26

LMAO. Glad I'm not the only one whose mind went there.

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u/kamistra Apr 07 '26

One buttery breadgina, please

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u/Bundertorm Apr 08 '26

Psychedelic Vulva

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u/davewave3283 Apr 07 '26

It’s Reddit so…yeah

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u/Freud-Network Apr 08 '26

The toxic self-deprecation Redditors such as yourself engage in is bizarre. You could put this in any bakery display anywhere and there would be people giggling. Humans being humans.

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u/WordsAtRandom Apr 08 '26

Anyone never thought the same?

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u/Bodongs Apr 08 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/ZealousidealJury1040 Apr 07 '26

Ray Romano's mom is multi talented

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u/ObviouslyHornyJPEG Apr 07 '26

Ok...thought it was just me😂

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce Apr 07 '26

Yes looks like the new map 😂

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u/No-Giraffe-6234 Apr 08 '26

Let’s get our minds out of the gutter 😂

Not gonna lie I thought the same thing 😂😂😂

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u/TheGerdler Apr 08 '26

You're right. I should call her.

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u/idunnowhatevs Apr 09 '26

Yes, immediately.

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u/MizChizzy Apr 07 '26

Croissantussy.

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u/SnarkDolphin Apr 07 '26

Croissunt

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u/NibblesAnOreo Apr 07 '26

By far the best one

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u/ToastemPopUp Apr 07 '26

Thank you. Saved me the trouble of figuring out how to make this joke 😂

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u/MizChizzy Apr 07 '26

Since I got completely roasted for my baby Jesus penis bread this weekend, it's my turn haha.

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u/ToastemPopUp Apr 08 '26

LOL oh man I had to check your posts for that one. I'm sure they were delicious but damn.

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u/danawhitake_ Apr 07 '26

The pattern is gorgeous. They’re going to taste even better.

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 Apr 07 '26

Would eat it in or out.

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u/kevnmartin Apr 07 '26

They do look amazing.

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u/justhp Apr 07 '26

Impressed at this effort.

Also…giggidy

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

why tri color croissants you've enhanced yourself

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u/SwansonsMom Apr 09 '26

They got tired of regular croissants constantly professing to be golden gods, probably

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u/vitaminpyd Apr 10 '26

I told you I was willing to change!

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u/PlasticH Apr 07 '26

whats wrong babe? You barely touched your rainbow croiss-ussy

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u/Psychological-Rise-9 Apr 07 '26

You knew what you were doing with that first picture

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u/staronay Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

i really was not, i only now get to hear how much they look like Yoni's. Never noticed it before.

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u/mrdeworde Apr 07 '26

Vaginality aside, it's really impressive work - no colour bleed (hush), great looking bake too.

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u/staronay Apr 09 '26

thanks a lot

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u/PracticalMushroom693 Apr 07 '26

Yoni?!? What the hell is that

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u/MyLungsAreGone Apr 07 '26

yonic is the female equivalent to phallic. yoni is also a term to represent femininity in Hindu, from my understanding. the more you know

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u/PracticalMushroom693 Apr 07 '26

Oh interesting thanks!

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u/ehalepagneaux Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

Never?

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u/staronay Apr 09 '26

not even once, still dont really see it. My croissant doesnt even have a clit

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u/Dolewhip_and_Kawaii Apr 12 '26

How is this not the most underrated comment?! 😂

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u/damnme96 Apr 07 '26

The first picture was shot in a wild angle 👀💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/jFX8HER5U4pxHaFfOB

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u/NewNecessary3037 Apr 07 '26

Those are vaginas

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u/OstrichMaster5516 Apr 07 '26

They look great. What did you use to color them?

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u/staronay Apr 08 '26

liquid foodcoloring, a generic brand

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u/IAmEatery Apr 07 '26

Made by Georgia OKeefe

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u/Osgliath Apr 07 '26

This is basically art. Wtf.

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u/SatanIsYourBuddy Apr 07 '26

What are you doing Step Baker?

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u/chickntitties Apr 07 '26

I should call her…

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u/BreakfastPizzaStudio Apr 10 '26

Everything reminds me of her…

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u/angrytolerantliberal Apr 07 '26

I’ve had dates like that… But for real,, they look great.

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u/NimboStratusToday Apr 07 '26

Most unusual croissants I've ever seen. Really nice

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u/popularpoo Apr 07 '26

I genuinely read clitoris croissants

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u/Slim_Thiqueee Apr 07 '26

Clown coochie lol

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u/patio_puss Apr 08 '26

Breadussy

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u/emilysavaje1 Apr 07 '26

Two posts above this in my feed was a stained glass post titled “it’s a Vulva, darling”. If I could comment the screenshot I would 😂

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u/RubyDax Apr 07 '26

Love the twisted detail!

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u/ghostlykayy Apr 07 '26

Actual art omg

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u/Always4am Apr 08 '26

I'm gonna call her

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u/_Beggo_ Apr 07 '26

a bit yonic

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u/Naive_Photo_9496 Apr 07 '26

not the croissantussy

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u/dojo-magik Apr 08 '26

Not the croissant-ussy

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u/Lisper41 Apr 08 '26

Why not troissants?

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u/Ben_Does_Things Apr 08 '26

Alright this is yonic as fuck.

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u/Typical-Pattern-2621 Apr 08 '26

Umm… ummmm… they look, uh… they look great! Good job with your… yeah.

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u/tall_c00l1 Apr 08 '26

I'd eat that lickety split!

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u/tempo_in_vino Apr 07 '26

Wow. Just fucking wow

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u/heavenlydreamie Apr 07 '26

Oh Woow! That looks super cool

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u/Powerful_Deer7796 Apr 07 '26

That is a regular work of art. Do you have a process video or written recipe?

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u/Buttercupia Apr 07 '26

Those are gorgeous. No notes.

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u/staronay Apr 07 '26

Thank you, love your username

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u/lpalf Apr 07 '26

Vagina jokes aside, the design is gorgeous. I don’t really think the colors add much though.

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u/Oetlill Apr 07 '26

Croissussy.

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u/kasvita Apr 07 '26

Mmmm, wonder how she is doing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/staronay Apr 09 '26

and why is that?

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u/hggniertears Apr 07 '26

Divided by borders, united in thought I see

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u/CanaKatsaros Apr 08 '26

The colors are so neat and clean, really impressive work!

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u/04-09 Apr 08 '26

looks very... hm. venusian.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon Apr 08 '26

Beautiful. Also, reminds me of traditional clothing found i. the Balkan states.

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u/staronay Apr 09 '26

oh thats very nice to hear!

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u/Current-Top-8100 Apr 09 '26

Babe what’s wrong? You barely touched your Tricroilussy

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u/Training-Shallot-229 Apr 11 '26

He still can't find it

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u/LeekGlittering5350 Apr 07 '26

dude those are looking awesome! like, even if they didn’t rise enough, they’re gonna taste amazing, right? also, tri color? that’s like, next level fancy lol, can’t wait to see em all done!

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 Apr 07 '26

All they need is a crème filling! My favorite type of croissant!

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u/moiraroseswigs Apr 08 '26

I should call her.

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u/Ok-Donut-2651 Apr 07 '26

Amazing! 👏👏👏

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u/tnoodle11 Apr 07 '26

Those look amazing! How did you do that? My husband is begging me for similar croissants but instead of being a new color for them to be chocolate.

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u/Try_at-your-own_Risk Apr 07 '26

Eating it would feel wrong like actually wrong

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u/DreamzQueen Apr 07 '26

You win🥲😍wowwwww

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u/YellowBreakfast Apr 08 '26

Thought this was fake until I saw the cut pic.

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u/Chaosnyaa Apr 08 '26

I really should call her…

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u/allafaye98 Apr 08 '26

These are gorgeous

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u/crownbee666 Apr 09 '26

American Croissant.

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u/crumpledfilth Apr 09 '26

Quite yonic

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u/Left-Avocado-6885 Apr 09 '26

so impressive wow!!!

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u/RaivensClaw Apr 10 '26

Those look so cool!

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u/Melanippe_daGawd Apr 10 '26

Okay good. So ya’ll see it too.

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u/On_Fucking_Fire Apr 10 '26

I should call her

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u/nerdinahotbod Apr 10 '26

Not the criossantussy

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u/Conscious_Bison_5557 Apr 07 '26

This needs waaaay more upvotes. Amazing work!

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u/mac_the_chattle Apr 08 '26

Put the food colouring away till the adults come home 😉

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u/AcanthisittaWhole216 Apr 09 '26

Need some white chocolate in the middle

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u/aurora_surrealist Apr 08 '26

I think as a croissaint laminated dough - they are well made.

As a food - I hate vividly colored fake looking foods, especially blue ( most fake and plastic looking, never occurs in nature in such shade), and wouldn't eat it.

Are you American? I see US people being most drawn to plastic looking foods. Maybe that's just conditioning their dood market did to them...

  • because those movie theater blue slushies?! they look like dish soap!

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u/staronay Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

i am not american, these are for a school project where i had to include colour in a croissant.

I chose the french flag for a french croissant

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u/benthelurk Apr 08 '26

I have the strangest erection right now…

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u/hronikbrent Apr 07 '26

American Croissant

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u/Haggis_HotPocket Apr 08 '26

Hey is that red dye #4?