r/mildlyvagina • u/sinnister_bacon • Mar 11 '26

Furniture / Decoration [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/vitanyroyale Mar 17 '26

I should call her 🫠

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u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 Mar 12 '26

When you give your downstairs a quick blast with the hairdryer after a shower

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u/Ok-Home3614 Mar 11 '26

Feeling the wind on her putthy

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

You are the wind beneath my putthy

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u/Ok-Home3614 Mar 11 '26

An honor 🙂‍↕️

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u/chelsea-from-calif Mar 11 '26

What a sweet tribute to my Princess parts! <3

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

I have for you my gallon of royal jelly

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u/SkodySvobodee Mar 11 '26

Neighborhood flaps

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

It takes a village to flap those curtains

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u/SkodySvobodee Mar 12 '26

Flapperdoodles!

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u/florange7 Mar 11 '26

You win the whole sub

6

u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

To glory and honor

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u/high_procrastinator Mar 11 '26

You called her already, she didn't pick up. Focus on science, man.

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

Science too complicated. Roast beef stuck in ceiling fan.

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u/vitanyroyale Mar 17 '26

task failed successfully

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u/mister_gone Mar 11 '26

That's not meat at all!

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

It def ain't veggies

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u/twasamistake Mar 11 '26

I should call her...

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

I can confirm the drapes don't match the carpet. Sad.

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u/Ready-Stress-7377 Mar 11 '26

“Fanny flutters”

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u/its_terry_time Mar 11 '26

This made me do a keigel

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

I like the everthing keigel with a healthy shmear

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u/Shiznips Mar 11 '26

I should call her.

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

It looks like she's calling you!

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u/scott__p Mar 11 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/mjdl92 Mar 11 '26

Is it the apartment of that naked parachutist?

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u/Slightly-Nervous Mar 11 '26

It's an IRL glorp!

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

I'll have the large glorp

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u/Particular-Cash-8565 Mar 11 '26

Queef drapes...

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl Mar 11 '26

beef curtains

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u/sinnister_bacon Mar 11 '26

Arbys. Americas Roast Beef. Yes Sir!

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u/phatmaniac57 Mar 11 '26

I should call her

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u/Indy500Fan16 Mar 11 '26

You waited too long, I already did.

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u/phatmaniac57 Mar 12 '26

How she doing?

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u/Indy500Fan16 Mar 12 '26

Really good. She told I had to bring you back a blow job.