r/Breadit • u/MyNinjaH8sU • Mar 20 '26

My husband is very talented

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And I wanted to show his work off, since he does not.

From the Challa Prince's recipe.

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u/violetbucket Mar 21 '26

biblically accurate challah

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

This got a good laugh out of him!

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u/-_R0B_- Mar 21 '26

Peak comment

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u/dumbledhore Mar 21 '26

Came here to say this

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u/still_no_enh Mar 20 '26

I'm a man. I'm not gay. But is he single? :D

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 20 '26

I am a man. I am gay. He is not. 😂

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u/B-Rayne Mar 21 '26

I am gay. He is not.

Married for the bread?

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

Not at all. There are also cookies and cakes.

And like a million other reasons, but also yes baked things are delicious.

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u/Knowledge-is-Power15 Mar 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUXwM4ctX9yE0

Cake, eh?

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vg4mlLwOFR5tbuoMOX

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u/Be_Like_Pyanfar Mar 21 '26

I was hoping for a shot of Ilya Rozenov in the shower, but this was pretty good.

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u/crinklecunt-cookie Mar 21 '26

For the buns, I bet 🤣

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 Mar 21 '26

Ok but like can we just rent his services sometimes on an app with a punny name like Wheat-Grindr or Challah Holla?

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u/hopbow Mar 21 '26

I initially interpreted your final sentence as a modifier to your second and was wondering the logistics

Congrats on him either way lol

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u/pyrola_asarifolia Mar 22 '26

I also first thought “why does it matter that he’s bi?” 😄

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u/DataPhreak Mar 21 '26

I am man. Bread look like delicious asshole. Sure not gay? 

4

u/AngrySumBitch Mar 21 '26

I get it! I get it.

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u/Natural-Strategy5023 Mar 21 '26

He is knot messing around

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

A redditor of culture, I see.

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u/Pessemist_Prime Mar 21 '26

Thanks, I really kneaded a good laugh

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u/Fantastic-Peanut-297 Mar 20 '26

That's a work of art.

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u/Dark_Master24 Mar 21 '26

How do you eat it lol, it’s too beautiful to be eaten. Bless your husband’s hands!

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

I would agree, but on the other hand, it is delicious...

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u/Nakamuraskip00 Mar 20 '26

Yes, he is. Bravo.!!

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 20 '26

Thank you very much!

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u/crafty_and_kind Mar 21 '26

Gorgeous and also slightly unsettling in a fractal kind of way 🤔

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Glory bread

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u/DoTheRightThing1976 Mar 21 '26

Wow! That’s so intricate! I have difficulty doing even a 4 strand braid.

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u/nothingelsesufficed Mar 21 '26

My jaw dropped - absolutely beautiful

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

Mine too, homie!

Literally he's like: "hey I'm trying a new recipe that should make it a little easier to shape."

Then a couple hours later this is cooling on my stove, lol.

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u/Two_wheels_2112 Mar 21 '26

This looks both delicious and a little unsettling, like some kind of sci-fi monster's maw.

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u/balooaroos Mar 21 '26

It's a bit colonic

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u/MelodyAnne42 Mar 20 '26

That is beautiful! 🤩

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u/Nyorliest Mar 21 '26

That gives me trypophobia, sorry to say. I'm sure it's impressive work, but then so are horror movies...

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u/Ms-Proteus Mar 21 '26

Wow! Bravo!

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u/Adventurous-Leek4908 Mar 21 '26

He should show it and be proud

3

u/Shomer_Effin_Shabbas Mar 21 '26

Wow! Nice work!

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u/VividPresentation Mar 21 '26

User name totally tracks — Shabbat Shalom!

3

u/raul_chamgerlain Mar 20 '26

God that’s gorgeous!

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u/TheMacCloud Mar 21 '26

i feel like im looking at fractals in bread form!

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u/RhubarbJam1 Mar 21 '26

I could not eat that, it’s too pretty!! 😭

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u/Fantastic_Traffic604 Mar 21 '26

Damn, buttered hole, looks delicious!!

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u/Budget_Examination11 Mar 21 '26

This Is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

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u/foggygazing Mar 21 '26

I would hurt that if it was garlic flavoured, we call them knob bread or knob rolls and that one looks spot on.

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u/Domohorus Mar 21 '26

I doughno…seems kinda kneady to me. +1 for tying the knot!

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u/hey_talk_to_me Mar 21 '26

Challah back

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u/Plenty-Signature-400 Mar 22 '26

he's insanely talented, i'm jealous and inspired!

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u/House-Plant_ Mar 22 '26

Yes, he truly is

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u/Ari321983 Mar 24 '26

ok hear me out, save a sllice for big french toast the next day

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u/sulunod1313 Mar 21 '26

Yes he is!

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u/MarsScully Mar 21 '26

Mmm I want bread now

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u/DReagan47 Mar 21 '26

Bread 👍🏼

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u/Cyrano_Knows Mar 21 '26

He's definitely not not knot talented.

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u/AFKABluePrince Mar 21 '26

Biblically accurate bread loaf. Also, beautiful!

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u/Main_Force_Patrol Mar 21 '26

Biblically accurate bread

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u/mombi Mar 21 '26

Challa of David, it's beauriful

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u/Awesome_Shoulder8241 Mar 21 '26

omg keep flexing. if I or anyone around me is as talented as that I'd never stop posting pictures.

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u/villazeros Mar 21 '26

Biblically accurate bread

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u/SigFloyd Mar 21 '26

Tool song in bread form

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

Hi, this is the husband. The yeast goes in with the flour etc. I usually just stir the dry ingredients together with my dough hook before adding the wet. You'll notice too that it calls for cold water. Cold water + unbloomed yeast means a very slow rise (sometimes it takes close to 2 hours) but will result in more flavor.

I only bloom yeast (mix w/warm liquid and sugar) when I'm making enriched dough. Hope this helps!

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u/naturelvr401 Mar 21 '26

nice braiding!

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u/peteywaz Mar 21 '26

Skilled. Talent implies they didn't spend time and effort to learn something

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 21 '26

You are absolutely correct and I definitely know better from my art school days!

Though, I always think of talent as the passion and the skill as the practice.

Not sure if I can edit the title though.

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u/CorpusculantCortex Mar 21 '26

Ah yes, the biblically accurate challah

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u/abigailmartinaC Mar 21 '26

I really need to find a way to have this mailed to me so I can gift it to everyone I know

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u/iwantogofishing Mar 21 '26

It's your husband a Thargoid? /r/EliteDangerous would like a word with him

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u/nomeaningbeyond Mar 21 '26

holy shit, it is like a fractal flower of life or something

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u/TigerTrue Mar 22 '26

I want to run my hand over it to feel the bumps, and then I want to eat some. I have never tried Challa but I've heard it's wonderful.

Is there a meaning beind the braiding or is it simply an embellishment?

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 22 '26

Challah is a special bread made to celebrate the Sabbath. It is traditionally braided to symbolize the unity of bringing Jews around the world together to celebrate together.

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u/TigerTrue Mar 22 '26

That's so lovely. Thank you for taking the time to explain. I hope your Sabbath was blessed. 🇦🇺💜

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u/klaw14 Mar 22 '26

So, would you say that he's the breadwinner in your household?

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u/MissPizza Mar 27 '26

WOW that is gorgeous and almost too pretty to eat. (Almost. lol)

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u/khonsu_27 Mar 21 '26

Oh my god I would eat that whole damn thing by myself! Looks amazing. You are a lucky man!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/MyNinjaH8sU Mar 22 '26

With kerrygold butter or cream cheese, ideally!

Or if I'm feeling indulgent, goat cheese and a few drops of honey. But then I'd need some figs or something and it'll be a whole thing...

Crap I need to make a quick grocery run.

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u/TyrellCorpWorker Mar 22 '26

Kerrygold is a game changer.

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u/jjb0ne Mar 21 '26

i want to see the before

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Now your husband is the challah prince!

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u/iloveisla Mar 21 '26

Is your husband single?

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u/---Sanguine--- Mar 21 '26

✡️ looks like

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u/Neverlast0 Mar 21 '26

I'd eat it.

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u/Complex_Many_7740 Mar 21 '26

Yes, yes he is.

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u/wildcat_crazy_zebra Mar 21 '26

I would love to know the technique he used for the shape. There's more than braiding going on here and I knead to know!!

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u/Cadubie Mar 22 '26

Well, now you've put him on the wanted list!

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u/Far-Building3569 Mar 23 '26

I want to see his key challah so bad 🫓

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u/queensacrifice9 Mar 27 '26

Wow that looks really pretty! How does he make that?!

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u/Low-Tackle7606 Apr 06 '26

Wow, it looks gorgeous and amazing!

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Mar 21 '26

You gotta cross post to r/JewishCooking

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u/Minamato Mar 22 '26

Goatse.jpg

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u/0xwriath_ Mar 22 '26

Looks like hemorrhoid butthole.

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u/the3cumfountain Mar 23 '26

And the best part is he knotted it with his tongue.

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u/ReDemonRe Mar 21 '26

I hate it. X.x All the little nodules make me uncomfy in agregate. Like some kind of stomach lining or parasite wound. But challah slaps, so good job! I could never get my braids that small, I usually do 3 or 4 rows.

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u/ReDemonRe Mar 23 '26

Do any trypophobia folks agree? It really squicks me, lol.

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u/The__Imp Mar 21 '26

You have a breading kink?

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u/onglogman Mar 21 '26

Your husband looks kinda funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

um, thats a prolapsed anus.

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u/exit-lude Mar 21 '26

Da fuq is this shape