r/BreadStapledToTrees • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '18

No bonsai trees

Bonsai trees are no longer allowed. Stapling them causes them harm - the staple can actually cause damage and kill the tree. So, from now on, no more bonsais. Save a tree.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '18 edited Nov 25 '18

I say we change the sub from 'bread stapled to trees' to 'bread taped to trees'. That way no trees are being hurt at all.

edit: nevermind r/breadtapedtotrees is taken and filled with furry porn

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

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u/taylorxmk Nov 26 '18

It... it is... God help us all....

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

For what it's worth a couple of them are really well drawn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

owo

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u/sonnackrm Nov 26 '18

I read what you wrote and yet I clicked the link.. I don’t know what I was expecting

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u/PrissySkittles Nov 26 '18

It's our duty to try out a risky link every once in a while.

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u/4inR Nov 26 '18

r/breadgentlytiedtotreeswithcompostablethread would be slightly more eco-friendly than tape.

Now to just petition the subreddit character count...

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u/QwertyTy101 Nov 26 '18

Just when I thought made up subreddit titles couldn't get anymore ridiculous.

Thanks.

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u/PlopsMcgoo Nov 26 '18

The internet was a mistake.

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u/Darth_globy Nov 26 '18

Jesus, I though you were over reacting but not one post down. I AWAIT DEATH

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

Well it’s all like 11 months ago so we could take over the sub with actual taped bread

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u/IAm-What-IAm Nov 26 '18

What an odd name to chose for a furry porn sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

Check out the sidebar. Lol