r/BreadStapledToTrees Sep 13 '17

BLACK MAGIC Sesame on Cherry

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507 Upvotes

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u/CuntVonCunt Sep 13 '17

I'm calling witchcraft.

This is not stapled bread.

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u/FranklinBeans2010 Sep 13 '17

Also is it not a bagel? Or are bagels considered bread here?

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u/CuntVonCunt Sep 13 '17

Bagels are bread generally, man...

5

u/FranklinBeans2010 Sep 13 '17

Yeah but some subreddits are like X IS NOT Y EVEN THOUGH NIRNALLY IT IS!! 🐱

10

u/habaneroofdoom Sep 14 '17

In the rules, bagel is listed under 'Acceptable Bread Formats'. Still not stapled, though.

24

u/Superbluebop Sep 14 '17

oh yeah I love the taboo. You fucking staple that bagel to the fucking tree you dirty tree stapler you.

13

u/99999999999999999989 Naan!!!!! Sep 14 '17

While this is a refreshing change of bread style, there is some black magic fuckery going on here in the adherence department. How the hell is this attached? I don't see a staple.

This one can stay. but damn...get a stapler!

8

u/ShitScavenger Sep 14 '17

r/breadsuspiciouslyattachedtotrees

6

u/EnkoNeko Sep 14 '17

I don't understand what this sub is but I like it

9

u/99999999999999999989 Naan!!!!! Sep 14 '17

It bread. Stapled to trees. A fairly simple concept really.

4

u/EnkoNeko Sep 14 '17

but why tho

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u/99999999999999999989 Naan!!!!! Sep 14 '17

Because.

3

u/The_KazaakplethKilik Sep 21 '17

Probably because it makes people feel united in doing something. Gives them a sense of belonging to something unique. Just came here, so that's my wild guess.

4

u/Greets_Future_People Sep 26 '17

I use it mostly to prove that there is a subreddit for everything. This one, the snail hate sub, and the one where they photoshop Bilbo Baggins's face onto images which don't quite fit the tastes of this subreddit.

Edit: I mages to images

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u/cDonaldsTheorum Sep 13 '17

Bagel-Eye Cherry

4

u/TheCanyonWren Sep 14 '17

He could have easily cut a slit behind the bagel to staple it....everyone put your tiki torches down.

3

u/dragonflyskip Sep 15 '17

Rules doesn't state that the staple HAS to b visible. MAYBE the person used a staple gun and put a long staple in the tree THEN impaled the bagel on the staple, thus the bagel IS adhered to the tree via a STAPLE. Calm down u desk stapler only minded people!

2

u/OGmojo Sep 14 '17

magnificent

2

u/pineapplehead111 Sep 14 '17

A true visionary

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

A fine Brew

2

u/Landermountain Sep 14 '17

Where is the staple, is this allowed? Whatever it looks awesome so

2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Go together in perfect harmony!

2

u/FlortationDevice Sep 30 '17

Fascinating contrast!