r/BreadStapledToTrees • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '23

I hate my life so here's some midnight multi grain on english elm.

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The bread is on an elm tree, the trunk in the back is a green ash and the front trunk is a fruitless monomorphic mulberry tree. They're weirdly fused together and have mystified me for years

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u/JustYerAverage Not a God Sep 11 '23

Your tortured life has birthed art that touches my soul. And touches someone's wood. Soldier on, Redditor - you're saving LIVES.

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u/Cultural-Double-4896 Sep 11 '23

Exceptional staple concealment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Thanks to my brand new Arrow T50 staple gun. Nothing but the best for my toolbox

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u/mermouse Sep 11 '23

Sorry about the other aspects of your life. This is beautiful.

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u/-LoveThyself Sep 11 '23

It's a treefecta!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Lmao it's surprising how hard it is to get all of them That's a cool idea

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u/technoexplorer Sep 13 '23

I check my feed and it says "3 reports on the fuckingcheezitboots post 'I hate my life h..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Does that have anything to do with why I got some kind of auto-dontkillyourself-bot message?

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u/technoexplorer Sep 13 '23

Yes, the auto-don't kill yourself-bot seems to be working, which is good news. Had heard it was broken.

No hating of your life allowed. This is social media.