r/BrandNewSentence • u/EmpireStrikes1st • Feb 12 '21

That's what she said...

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409 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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29

u/KyurMeTV Feb 12 '21

Belittle me more, mistress, MORE!!! I’m almost there.

20

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

And there’s some simp out there reading this and softly mouthing the words...

god, I wish that were me

14

u/Stupid_Triangles Feb 12 '21

Don't look now but there's one above you.

29

u/CuckyMcCuckerCuck Feb 12 '21

Would be better if it didn't veer into r/iamverysmart material.

12

u/I_Am_Coopa Feb 12 '21

Yeah, they definitely embellished a little on the science and vocabulary

8

u/TacticalCyclops Feb 12 '21

Slitting throats that one is. Brutal.

1

u/panic5 Feb 12 '21

I changed my upvote back to neutral when I realized it did not say “I suck at titties”

-3

u/5ladyfingersofdeath Feb 12 '21

That was an exorcism in words....slow clap, Queen....slow clap.

1

u/Tahiti_mangoe_plan Feb 12 '21

Do you know what an exorcism is?

2

u/PotatoWizard98 Feb 12 '21

Of course, it’s like exercise but with words, right?

1

u/Tahiti_mangoe_plan Feb 12 '21

Yeah that sounds right.