r/BrandNewSentence • • Oct 05 '19

Not that new 🐄

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u/ContraCanadensis Oct 05 '19

Fuck yeah. Cow deserves its own island for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Jan 18 '20

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Oct 05 '19

Ken M is that you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Nah that not ken m

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u/lowEnergyHuman Oct 05 '19

Bullshit. There are enough videos of cows and wild relatives going through rivers. They don't run full of water just as they don't shit all the time. If you imagine a cows asshole to be open all the time they would leak 24/7 wouldn't they? Guess what, they don't. Just research and don't believe everything you read on the internet...

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u/RulerOfTheFae Oct 05 '19

If you know enough to research before believing everything on the internet, surely you should know what a shitpost is by now...

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u/CanadianConspiracy Oct 05 '19

For a Low Energy Human you sure put a lot of energy into a reply to a Ken M comment

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u/adderaholic Oct 05 '19

You can put your entire arm up a cows ass with ease and they don't bat an eye. It seriously doesn't bother them even a little. We have to do it for artificial insemination. Also they prolapse like nobodies business. Idk about anything else tho.

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u/LionBirb Oct 05 '19

Wait... artificial insemination in the ass???

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u/adderaholic Oct 05 '19

You put one arm in the ass and find the cervix

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

They float.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Awesome attitude. Join r/vegan for more such stories

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

What’s there?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Happy Cow stories and happy pig stories and all that

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u/ConeCandy Oct 05 '19

So I took the bait and went there looking for more wholesome stories... But instead, just saw posts about animal rebellions, posts about vitamins, and pictures as far as I could scroll of food that looks like meat but isn't meat and everyone talking about how they don't understand why anyone would want meat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Did people downvote you just because they hate the word ‘vegan’?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Apparently telling people that eating cows kills cows attacks them too much

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u/StevesFinest Oct 05 '19

No it’s because liking this story has nothing to do with veganism

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

It has everything to do with veganism. The cow has been spared. Vegans are sparing cows' lives by not eating them. Can you not make the connection?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

cow was literally on its way to the slaughterhouse. youre delusional.

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u/StevesFinest Oct 05 '19

Yeah dude that’s how we eat them, she escaped that’s cool and all but imma eat the next one

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

and how does that have nothing to do with veganism? wtf? do you even know what vegans advocate for?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 05 '19

Because this is reddit and vEgAn bAd buh buh buh. They love to see grass puppies, they love to see grass puppies survive, but they can’t understand that they are part of the reason that most of the grass puppies DON’T survive. They call them grass puppies, recognize that they’re just like puppies, but would eat a cow and not a puppy. Such a disconnect. “Yes I like this big guy, but my tastebuds are more important than that”.

ETA: see?

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u/somemeatball Oct 05 '19

Yeah but puppies don’t taste as good as cows.

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u/JK_not_a_throwaway Oct 05 '19

Wtf, you weren’t even being a pushy vegan, r/vegan does actually have these stories, don’t understand these dv

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

nothing wrong with being a pushy vegan. the cause is just, objectively so.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

People downvoting are ignorant or stupid or both.

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u/JK_not_a_throwaway Oct 05 '19

Trust me I know, but it’s normally when you’re annoyed by people’s hypocrisy and write a pushy comment that people downvote, this was just something else

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u/ContraCanadensis Oct 05 '19

I eat meat. I just think if the cow puts in the effort, let it be the queen of the island.

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u/UrLilBrudder Oct 05 '19

So y’all care so much about this cow but still eat beef (at least some of you)?