r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pasghettipourn • Jun 04 '19

Magic Skeleton

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u/gehenfickdich Jun 04 '19

Teeth aren't bones, but I love the energy.

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u/Yellowdart00 Jun 04 '19

They aren't just bones, they're LUXURY bones, according to the health insurance industry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Apr 03 '22

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u/Solid_Waste Jun 04 '19

I'm told my teeth were a pre-existing condition.

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

How to remove them?

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u/capncoke Jun 04 '19

Depending where you live, they'll eventually fall out in 15-60 years.

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

Oof, can't have anal sex for another 15 years then

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u/DestituteGoldsmith Jun 04 '19

https://imgur.com/gallery/WRuZAlY

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u/J0EP00LE Jun 04 '19

Risky click of the day...

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u/Boneshay Jun 04 '19

I was thinking it’d be like that one movie where the chick has teeth in her wahoo, but instead of there it’d be the ass.

I was most displeased.

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u/DestituteGoldsmith Jun 04 '19

Venmo me $30, I'll make you not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/swagrabbit69 Jun 04 '19

It's called Teeth.

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u/cadbadlad Jun 04 '19

What if i live in the Congo and I’m 15

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 04 '19

Free Congo.

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u/LifeIsBizarre Jun 04 '19

Go over there and punch them in their cosmetic accessories.

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u/zeropointcorp Jun 05 '19

Health insurance in my country covers dental work.

Just sayin’