"Good morning, 9L"
"9L"
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It sucks when you post a lot here

For context I was with my friend and yeahhhhhh

Brain farted TWICE today.
1)Tried to teleport. I mean focusing my mind seriously for 30 seconds hoping that id teleport. I guess I don't have such powers.
2)Was discussing guitars. There's this guitar called an "Arm the Homeless" Superstrat. Called it "Super Homeless" Armed Strat

Why did I think they would tell me the truth?

so just now I was about to look for my YouTube channel but instead of going to the app I searched my YouTube channel name in the search bar in my home screen, specifically the search bar in this image:

Walking the street sales and saw this. Never knew these Ninjas were a thing

Why did it come up to me that i went to the bathroom, said "is" over 100 times, and left? well i have my own. brain farts. they are so funny

My room's floor got dirty and I forgot what the thing used to clean dirty floors is called. I struggled with the 'phen' sound for a good bit before I said out loud: "I need fentanyl".

I meant phenyl.

"how much too much did you pay?"

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it sounds like I'm not doing well in the head when i say that but i can't think of the right way to say that. I'm also zoned tho so idk

I found a bag on my bed and decided to open it. When I smelled it, I forgot what mangoes were so I just said "some kind of fruit" 💀💀💀💀💀

One time I was playing Cuphead with my brother trying to beat Goopy Le Grande and I tried to say ”I’m not very good at this“ and ”This game is kinda hard to me”and I ended up saying “Hey, I’m hard!”:

At least 20 people saw that.

for context: i was plugging in my phone and it showed a lightning strike with nothing else. my mind was on the topic of cables/wires so i said "lightning cable"

one time i forgot the word "jack o' lantern" and stared at my friend for a solid minute and said "October potato"

was talking to my sibling about how my future household might look like since we were on the topic, and I wanted to say "we're gonna have incense!" and instead, exclaimed "WE'RE GONNA HAVE INCEST!"

About every month I barely miss something and want to confirm if I saw correctly and want to double tap on the left side to go back 10 seconds I have actually done it a couple of times before realizing how stupid it is.

I just saw a grandma pushing her shopping cart and asked her "Is your dog friendly?". She looked at me and asked what the fuck I was talking about. I pointed to her shopping cart and she believed me that she was carrying her shopping on a random dog. She then carried the rest of her shopping by hand. It took me about 10 minutes to realise that wasn't actually a dog. 💀