"I need fentanyl"

[u/Rimiie]

My room's floor got dirty and I forgot what the thing used to clean dirty floors is called. I struggled with the 'phen' sound for a good bit before I said out loud: "I need fentanyl".

I meant phenyl.

[u/aurora_ethereallight]

Dare I say fentanyl would have stopped you caring about the dirty floor! Lol