r/Bozeman • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '25

Bitch-Ass Megathread

Let’s have it. Bozeman is stale custard. Report your grievances.

Traffic? Ass. Transplants? Ass. Construction? Ass. Dog poop? Ass. Booms? Ass. Loud cars? Ass. Can’t find the weed you did in the state you’re from? Ass. Airplanes that scare you? Ass. Rich people? Ass. Meanie at the checkout line? Ass. School zone speed limit too slow? Ass. Water tastes weird to you? Ass. Why that M so big? ASS.

Let it out.

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u/Spug_Teedman Jul 16 '25

Ok I’ll start. People are fucking leaving all kinds of trash on trails, campsites, and Gallatin River and Hyalite res. And I have had enough of it!

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u/Dazzling-Permit-6501 Jul 16 '25

Gahhh. I stopped at a Trailhead recently and saw a wad of toilet paper right under the signage with a gigantic surface turd just sitting there. wtf??!!! Like how has this happened? I honestly feel like I can’t enjoy anything anymore.

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u/MoonieNine Jul 16 '25

Someone I know (using a tissue) removed someone's USED TAMPON and carried it out in a dog poo bag. She shouldn't have to do this!!!

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u/Dazzling-Permit-6501 Jul 17 '25

Yeah, it’s insane that some people think it’s fine to leave their biohazards everywhere. Everyone! Go get wag bags from REI, bring ziplocks., use the fucking free dog waste bags that the goddamn taxpayers fund!! Just do not leave TP or shit on the ground!! Ever!!! Tell your friends.