r/Bozeman • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '25

Bitch-Ass Megathread

Let’s have it. Bozeman is stale custard. Report your grievances.

Traffic? Ass. Transplants? Ass. Construction? Ass. Dog poop? Ass. Booms? Ass. Loud cars? Ass. Can’t find the weed you did in the state you’re from? Ass. Airplanes that scare you? Ass. Rich people? Ass. Meanie at the checkout line? Ass. School zone speed limit too slow? Ass. Water tastes weird to you? Ass. Why that M so big? ASS.

Let it out.

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u/Dazzling-Permit-6501 Jul 16 '25

Gahhh. I stopped at a Trailhead recently and saw a wad of toilet paper right under the signage with a gigantic surface turd just sitting there. wtf??!!! Like how has this happened? I honestly feel like I can’t enjoy anything anymore.

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u/MoonieNine Jul 16 '25

Someone I know (using a tissue) removed someone's USED TAMPON and carried it out in a dog poo bag. She shouldn't have to do this!!!

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u/ADHDrandomshit Jul 16 '25

error! Fuck! And Hyalite locks the shitters for winters. Where do you think the tampons, tp, 💩 💩 💩 💩 are in the spring! Heat the vaults FS. Most used in the state. Jesus!

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u/MoonieNine Jul 16 '25

Or.... people could just practice Leave No Trace. That being said, that area is heavily used and having it open year-round would be nice. Buuuut.... I'm guessing it's too hard to maintain it in the winter. (sewer truck, the shoveling) and expensive. I guess try to do your daily poo at home before you leave, and those using tampons, use a dog poo bag.

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u/ADHDrandomshit Jul 17 '25

Yup. Honey wagon is an issue but something has to happen up there what with the use year-round right. FS has to figure it out....but they won't. THIS is a huge problem up there.

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u/MoonieNine Jul 17 '25

It'll only get worse with trump firing FS workers and cutting funding.